top 10 "BULL SHIT!!!" pokemon
10. Mr. mime
though its stats are nice for what it does, Mr. mime pulls off the 10 spot for not being male only. jynx is female only, kangaskhan is female only, tauros is a male only, but 1 out of 4 people got a female Mr. mime from that kid for their abra. i'm sure they all thought
BULLSHIT!!!
9. bidoof
for all of the people who started playing D/P, who thought bidoof would turn into something useful later on... because bibarel is ok for the first few gyms, but its completely useless later on. i mean, starly has 2 more evo'd forms, why not bidoof? and his name is just... beyond laughable...
8. corsola
corsola is one of those pokemon who you know just doesnt have a future. no one likes it, its ugly, its pointless, its useless, and its a miracle that it actually got created. it really shows how bad it is when you see that its only in 2 local pokedex's (jhoto and hoenn).
7. onix
brock is a faggot. can we all agree on that? i mean, he's tough as hell in yellow version, and he exploits on a type that ruins everything that isnt your starter's type. especially his big ol' snake onix. that thing looked soo cool back then. back in red and blue, it was the envy of everyone. and when you went to rock tunnel and got one, it was so beyond shit, and you realized you wasted your time.
BULLSHIT!!!
6. any pokemon gary/blue chose at the start
LMAO this pissed everyone who was new to the series off. he would always smuggly choose a pokemon that took advantage over yours. it pissed everyone off who diddnt know that would happen, and he would act like a complete douche while doing so.
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK
7. magmar
a lava duck. moving on.
6. febass
ok, the logistics of having this pokemon were soo minimal... its literally more rare for a casual trainer to have this pokemon than a shiny. its soo damn rare that its just never worth having. and plus, people who dont know the game wouldnt know how to evolve it. i mean, they'd know what it turns into, but they wouldnt know to change its beauty. having a milotic just isnt worth fishing on every square up that fucking route. its some serious
BULLSHIT!!!
5. mesprit
lol mesprit. the worst of the 3 emotion legends. it runs off, its hard to find, its annoying to try and catch, and its fucking pink. now pink is cool when done right, but no. not on this little fag. mesprit is just the biggest waste of time.
4. surskit
who else thought that catching this rare bug in R/S would give you something really cool? i had one, thought it would turn into a really unique and likable pokemon for my team. it was all wasted time. masquerain was not the least bit likable, and it went from bug/water to bug/flying. AS IF WE HAD NOT SEEN A FUCKING BUG/FLYING BEFORE. ugh...
FUCKING BULLSHIT
3. chingling
i honestly caught this pokemon just because i needed a psychic for the 3rd gym in pearl. i thought it looked a little interesting, so i picked it up. it actually did help me beat the gym, so i hung onto it. it diddnt look like anything ive ever seen in pokemon, so i knew it was an interesting investment. and then it evolved. WHAT. THE. FUCK. its that shitty banner pokemon from hoenn!i released it immidiately, realizing that i wasted all the exp from the fighting gym of that horrible concotion of ass. that was some huge bullshit right there.
2. any pokemon a gym leader has that is underleveled
its a bullshit that intrigues me. the pokemon i'm referring to are like faukner's pigeotto, morty's haunter's and gengar, pryce's dewgong, etc. this means they went out of their way to catch pokemon that are underleveled in the wild, and they use them instead of honestly raising pokemon to fight with. they really believe that anyone who challenges them will be soo weak that they dont have to try. good god some gym leaders suck. thats
BULLSHIT
1. farfetch'd
WOW. WOWWW... this is the reason i started this list. farfetch'd is the biggest charade in pokemon history. you think "wow, this spearow sure is hard to train! i wish there was something i could trade for it thats stronger and more reliable!" then you find a man in vermillion who will trade you this rare pokemon, and your like "OH WOW A POKEMON THAT DOESNT SUCK AS BAD AS SPEAROW! now when will it evolve?". you wait and wait, but it never does. you look online and find out that it doesnt evolve. for fucks sakes. you got ripped off. its a massive beginner's trap, and it insults the pokemon trainer's intellect. and to pour salt on the wound, over the course of 4 more generations, there hasnt been an evolution for this pokemon.
5 fucking generations its been useless. and it doesnt look that bad either! it looks pretty cool in fact! but FUCK dude!
its not farfetch'd, its BULLSH'D!!!!
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