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    Fucking magnets, how do they work?
    why do you find it necessary to curse?

    anyway, magnets work the same way nature does. when god finds it necessary to allow magnets to attract, as the birds are attracted to eachother in nature, they entwine and become one, until an outside force causes them to separate.

    its very dramatic in all honesty, seeing how simply one can be torn asunder...

    praise christ every day or you might be torn asunder by a governing power

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    I haven't praised Christ in twenty years and I've yet to be bisected.

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    i follow jesus, but thats a fucking stupid reason to


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    Quote Originally Posted by christismysavior+++ View Post
    why do you find it necessary to curse?

    anyway, magnets work the same way nature does. when god finds it necessary to allow magnets to attract, as the birds are attracted to eachother in nature, they entwine and become one, until an outside force causes them to separate.

    its very dramatic in all honesty, seeing how simply one can be torn asunder...

    praise christ every day or you might be torn asunder by a governing power
    yeah, i guess you're right. all this 'science' stuff everyone wets their pants about is really a huge, stinky load of bullshit. thanks for helping me realize that, christismysavior+++


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    ed, shut up you just don't understand


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    Sure I do. But I also know that faith in God is no substitute for science.

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    but obviously praying has cured aids and cancer by now, just like science


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    trolling with dawk'ns k'snap


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    Who ever said god would ever answer ANYONES prayers.

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    I'm a follower of Christ. If people ask about Him, I tell 'em. If not I leave them be. If they want to burn in a raging inferno, that's their deal.
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    Does it even sound LOGICAL that god would send to hell those who don't even know of him. Makes no sense at all thats why I think as long as you have a religion you are good to go.

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    Why would you even need a religion?

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    becuase without any religion at all God's sending your lazy arogant ass to hell

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    Ignorance of the law is no excuse. If you were raised thinking murder is ok, then kill somebody, you STIL go to jail, right?
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    Jail =/= going to hell

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    They are analogies, man! Same basic idea!
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    No it isn't. Unless you do horrible horrible crimes your probably going to heaven in any sane religion. And even then if you are truely sorry for what you did you might be able to get in. But thats only Catholics who think that. :3

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    Are you sure? Idon't know about Catholics, but I am a non nondominational. We learned if you aren't saved by Christ, your sins show. A single sin sends ya down. Repentance for that sin is achieved through giving yourself unto Christ. He then stands up for you in front of God.
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    Thats stupid. No one is perfect. Its absurd to hold people of the "wrong" religon to be held up by higher standards. Infact people of the "right" religion should be held up to more of a standard since they "are following the right path."

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    In any case, what kind of all-loving, all-forgiving god would infinitely punish someone for an action with finite consequences?

    "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
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    troll has succeeded.


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    we all knew he was a troll the second he posted

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    LOL 3 pages worth! this troll stole quite alot of attention from what i see


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