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    Not if we're cannibal trolls, he hasn't.

    "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
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    but wait... if we purposefully fell into a troll, are we cannibal trolling if we attempted to troll back, but didn't receive an angry reaction from this character...?


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    -spinning top keeps spinning-

    "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
    Albert Einstein

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    dradel, dradel, dradel, i made you out of clay...


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    CLeeeeeeYFACE

    "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
    Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pants, and the beast dwelling within View Post
    but wait... if we purposefully fell into a troll, are we cannibal trolling if we attempted to troll back, but didn't receive an angry reaction from this character...?
    mind = blown

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    Quote Originally Posted by christismysavior+++ View Post
    why do you find it necessary to curse?

    anyway, magnets work the same way nature does. when god finds it necessary to allow magnets to attract, as the birds are attracted to eachother in nature, they entwine and become one, until an outside force causes them to separate.

    its very dramatic in all honesty, seeing how simply one can be torn asunder...

    praise christ every day or you might be torn asunder by a governing power
    Praise Christ every day or you may be torn asunder for your HORRIBLE GRAMMAR!!!!!

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    praise christ everyday



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    Praise the Lord He made us we owe the Lord BIG! good thing pastor you shared the gospel May the Lord be with you always


    NO ONE CAN BEAT SUICUNE!

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    Father I have a sin to confess, can I do it in this thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Editor View Post
    Why do I have Cystic Fibrosis?
    God was feeling generous, obviously.

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    You do realise Cystic Fibrosis is a bad thing, right?

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    I don't follow

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    cystic fibrosis is a great christmas present to give your kids


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    You mean birthday present, and no, no it isn't.

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    God gave ed an excuse to be an arogant athiest asshole. Thats the greatest gift of all.

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    Clearly God hates religion.

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    OKay... since the pastor just up and left, I'll REanswer the WHy is OT YWWH kinda of a dick? Well... THe Lord is like that. Yeah, He loves us, but He is a sentient being and prone to fits of rage when His will is disobeyed. He was generally very generous when His people followed him... and patient to a point when they didn't. Then he brings judgement.... so Jesus... His Son and also in a strange symbiotic relationship, a part of Him... basically said if the Lord would chill out a bit... give people a chance to live their lives and an out from constant Judgement, He'd go down to Earth, live life as a mortal, and give himself as a perfect sacrifice... He does it... and the Lord is appeased... until the Final Judgement... I can go on about this but I don't wanna start any big arguments...
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    Obviously the Universe is a big experiment that "God" created for the science project that was due in His physics class at Fifth Dimensional High. After got a B- in it, He threw the Universe into some dusty corner of His cosmic attic, which is why we haven't witnessed Him for 6000 or so years. He found us accidentally 2000 years ago while looking for his holy football and played with us a little bit. He was a bit nicer to us then, probably due to Him being a college student and all independent, instead of the dickish emo teenager phase He went through during the whole Egypt first-born thing. But he got bored of us again, so here we are.

    "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
    Albert Einstein

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    God is really on those who believe, mourn for their actions gentiles, preaching his word, love your neighbor and friend, and the store with the possibility to join the one true Church of Latter-day Saints.
    ..............

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    >.>

    Guys give him another chance... come on?

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    Hay you.I'm part native American.Also Christianity does have a right as does any other religion.How dare you lok down on anothers religion.Let a playa play.As for you let a hata hate.lol
    it always seems imposible until it's done-nelson mandella

    a house divided agaisnt itself cannot stand-abraham lincoln

    gotta catch'em all-pokemon


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    beast...


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