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    I'm so sorry
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    It's not as fun as watching people make out then doing it yourself. Though it's really sick when the guy has bad breath.

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    Or if he gives you a bastardly wicked cold!
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Fact: girls are just as bad smelling as guys
    Fact: if a guy is getting action he doesn't really care
    Fact: women are too picky

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    I'm not picky at all!

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    When you complain about breath you are ! You're getting action you shouldn't care, but you're a girl so you do

    This is why girls crotches smell so bad. They have the habit of thinking they don't smell.

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    for the record, I clean mine daily. SO THERE
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Guy's crotches smell even worst!

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    Really? I think I'd have to smell it to believe it.

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    well it shouldnt be surprising that most girls pussys smell bad

    considering what happens down there =D



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    Guy's crotches smell even worst!
    You are stating a falsehood.

    A guys crotch is on the outside. It catches breezes to air out, and we SHOWER more, and it's easier to wash.

    Girls, a bath is not the same as a shower. get it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fullmetal View Post
    You are stating a falsehood.

    A guys crotch is on the outside. It catches breezes to air out, and we SHOWER more, and it's easier to wash.

    Girls, a bath is not the same as a shower. get it right.
    fo sho mang. girls need to be scrubbin their pussies daily. don't cry about getting shitty oral if a dude almost pukes on you.

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    I don't take baths, I take showers.

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    alone?

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    with me DUH
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Mex I can't believe you.

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    I thought she took showers with Eve! I don't know what to believe anymore.
    Pairs: MPT, Panda Rocker, MEX, SuikunMyuu, Zapdos, CL, Link, Revan, DSX, Kelsh, and Goku!

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    Maybe I'm a compulsive liar! Maybe everything I've ever told you is a false statement!
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    That explains a lot.

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    UNLESS MY LAST POST WAS A LIE TOO
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Who wouldn't want to shower with KELSH?

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    i am very concious of my odors and i take care to wash at LEAST once daily

    in fact i treat it like brushing ones teeth

    except with out a toothbrush

    mannn i dont know i am in a WEIRD MOOD right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mex View Post
    UNLESS MY LAST POST WAS A LIE TOO
    p-p-p-p-PARADOX

    @kg you're morphing into a beautiful butterfly.

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    she's still morphing, but as of now, she's the sexiest cocoon I've ever seen
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    she's like a female kakuna, ready to sprout into a violent beedrill with an objective of stinging everyone who gets in her way

    this makes me think about that episode in the very beginning of the indigo league where they run into all these kakunas and they evolve into beedrills and everyone's chased.

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