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    Yankee Doodle came to town a'riding on a freaking dragonite koi901's Avatar
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    Default Weird dumb or corny pick up lines

    like Lily u must have farted cuz u blow me away or Jen u must be in a library cuz im checking u out

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    "You must be an alien, 'cause you're out of this world!"

    /retarded

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    This pic is definitely of me!! Solly's Avatar
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    Hahaha, oh Koi901. You must get all the ladies. Dare I say even more than Alan Moore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    Hahaha, oh Koi901. You must get all the ladies. Dare I say even more than Alan Moore?
    fuck you solly, pickup lines are serious business.

    except apart from a select few they're usually completely retarded and actually lower your chances of getting a girl.

    also koi901 is a girl. yet she probably gets more ladies than alan moore.


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    if i had a horse for every time i heard that, i'd have 2 horse Pants's Avatar
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    are we at a cross burning? because you light my fire


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    If you were a booger, I'd pick you

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    are you a ringworm? because you have bored deep inside my heart. and colon


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    I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

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    do i have aids? because i'm HIV positive i want you


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    I think my medication is wearing off.

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    if i had a horse for every time i heard that, i'd have 2 horse Pants's Avatar
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    OH NO REALITYY


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    IT BURNS! DAMN OVEN

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    if i had a horse for every time i heard that, i'd have 2 horse Pants's Avatar
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    i want to inscape from realinty!


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    And I want a sober family BUT IM NOT GETTING THAT TILL CATURDAY!

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    "Are you good at sex, because I want to have sex with you. "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celery View Post
    "Are you good at sex, because I want to have sex with you. "
    hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celery View Post
    "Are you good at sex, because I want to have sex with you. "
    I used that one on snazz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celery View Post
    "Are you good at sex, because I want to have sex with you. "
    i love the subtlety here


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    what about .. eyebrows God's Avatar
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    still more subtle than atomika

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    still more subtle than atomika
    I like to keep things real, fo sho

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    me: whats the difference between lunch and a blowjob?

    her: i dont know :s

    me: lets have lunch!


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    nice shoes. lets fuck [;
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    In reverie, I felt you holding me. Dogar The Brave's Avatar
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    Haha that's God's old line.


    I'll share my whoppers with you.


    BTW it was ME who got DD to post.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    i love that line. i wish a guy was bold enough to use that line on me though. haha

    and yes it was you [:
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    In reverie, I felt you holding me. Dogar The Brave's Avatar
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    DD you're too young for all that willy nilly! haha

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