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  1. 01-26-2011, 07:28 PM #1
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    Default Weird dumb or corny pick up lines

    like Lily u must have farted cuz u blow me away or Jen u must be in a library cuz im checking u out
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  2. 01-26-2011, 08:30 PM #2
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    "You must be an alien, 'cause you're out of this world!"

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    Hahaha, oh Koi901. You must get all the ladies. Dare I say even more than Alan Moore?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    Hahaha, oh Koi901. You must get all the ladies. Dare I say even more than Alan Moore?
    fuck you solly, pickup lines are serious business.

    except apart from a select few they're usually completely retarded and actually lower your chances of getting a girl.

    also koi901 is a girl. yet she probably gets more ladies than alan moore.

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    are we at a cross burning? because you light my fire


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    If you were a booger, I'd pick you
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    are you a ringworm? because you have bored deep inside my heart. and colon


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    I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
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    do i have aids? because i'm HIV positive i want you


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    I think my medication is wearing off.
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    OH NO REALITYY


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  12. 01-27-2011, 08:02 PM #12
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    IT BURNS! DAMN OVEN
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    i want to inscape from realinty!


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    And I want a sober family BUT IM NOT GETTING THAT TILL CATURDAY!
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    "Are you good at sex, because I want to have sex with you. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celery View Post
    "Are you good at sex, because I want to have sex with you. "
    hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celery View Post
    "Are you good at sex, because I want to have sex with you. "
    I used that one on snazz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celery View Post
    "Are you good at sex, because I want to have sex with you. "
    i love the subtlety here

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    still more subtle than atomika
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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    still more subtle than atomika
    I like to keep things real, fo sho
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    me: whats the difference between lunch and a blowjob?

    her: i dont know :s

    me: lets have lunch!


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  22. 01-29-2011, 06:21 PM #22
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    nice shoes. lets fuck [;
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    Haha that's God's old line.


    I'll share my whoppers with you.


    BTW it was ME who got DD to post.


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    i love that line. i wish a guy was bold enough to use that line on me though. haha

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    DD you're too young for all that willy nilly! haha


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