^.^ Poignant stuff, pants.



i am the wisest of these birdbrained buffoons that trample upon my holy land.
your welcome
you have an intresting way to describe your people Pants



youtube: when you have finally lost faith in television, and you turn to even fatter people to deliver your daily news.
your welcome
Myspace: when you finally lost faith in real life friendships, and you turn to even fatter people to talk to you.



Facebook: when myspace isn't fat fuckish enough
your welcome
Twitter: when updating your status on Facebook every other day isn't enough.
That is another win mate
Life expectancy goes up as modern medicine advances and medicine always become cheaper over time as it is mass produced like anything being sold in a mass quantity.