As some of you know, Mario the Black Knight is a poor black man. So poor he does not have the internet. The top hat wearing capitalist white people at Verizon screwed him over and now he has a massive bill which he can't pay off, meaning no internet for him.
Not only is this a problem for him, but for the world. Mario is one of the greatest posters to ever grace the WORLD WIDE WEB, and we all know that we need him for this place to stop sucking.
SO PLEDGE YOUR MONEY. Send money through paypal to me and we can save this board yet! If 200 members donate 10 dollars, we can do it! If 100 members donate 20 dollars we can do it! If 50 members donate 40 dollars we can do it! If Eve donates 2000 dollars we can do it. We all know she can. Mex probably can too the filthy rich whore.
Here we open up an official charity! Do your part to free one of the greatest figures in board history! Your reward will by a guilt free conscience that knows you helped not just him, not just yourself, but everyone.
there you go mario