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    Default The Save Mario Fund

    As some of you know, Mario the Black Knight is a poor black man. So poor he does not have the internet. The top hat wearing capitalist white people at Verizon screwed him over and now he has a massive bill which he can't pay off, meaning no internet for him.

    Not only is this a problem for him, but for the world. Mario is one of the greatest posters to ever grace the WORLD WIDE WEB, and we all know that we need him for this place to stop sucking.

    SO PLEDGE YOUR MONEY. Send money through paypal to me and we can save this board yet! If 200 members donate 10 dollars, we can do it! If 100 members donate 20 dollars we can do it! If 50 members donate 40 dollars we can do it! If Eve donates 2000 dollars we can do it. We all know she can. Mex probably can too the filthy rich whore.

    Here we open up an official charity! Do your part to free one of the greatest figures in board history! Your reward will by a guilt free conscience that knows you helped not just him, not just yourself, but everyone.




    there you go mario

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    i'll send some money =D



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    Quote Originally Posted by Eve View Post
    i'll send some money =D
    Thank you, your paronage is much apreciated. I wish I remember when I heard that originally.

    I'll add an incentive. the person who donates the most who sucks gets 1 free pass from me when I'm destroying them.

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    Where do I send this funding money?

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    To me.

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    STATE YOUR PLEDGE AND I WILL PROVIDE PAYPAL INFORMATION

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    Didn't you live somewhere in New Jersey?

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    Or send cash to (Mario's adress)

    MARIO WHAT IS YOUR ADRESS

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    Why is no one offering to donate!?!?! HOW ABOUT ANYONE WHO DOESN'T DONATE DIES!!!!!!!!

    Oh and I don't rememeber my address at the moment..

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    Donate or Die isn't as funny as Vote or Die.

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    It might not be as funny, but it's the way it is. You live in california. go find some gay celebrity and get them to start the "save the Mario" TV ad campagne.

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    If you lived in africa somewhere they'd already be doing everything they could, short of giving you tons of their own money.

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    Just tell them he is a minority.

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    And I'll kill them if they don't do anything.

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    a DISENFRANCHISED minority

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    He isn't a minority in trouble though. He would have to be surviving genocide to get any attention.

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    And I'll steal from them.

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    I'll donate my college savings
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mex View Post
    I'll donate my college savings
    How much?

    I hope no one thinks i'm joking.

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    Mex tell your dad he is a disenfranchised black man who escaped from Darfur and needs the internet to publish his left-wing E-ZINE on his college message board.

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    Seriously, people really need to send me money. In all seriousness, how much money would people send me?

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    Once I put my ads up I will donate 50% of the revenue to The Save Mario Fund.

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    How much could that make the cause?

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    i have 1240

    is that enough? =D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cool Latios View Post
    i have 1240

    is that enough? =D
    Canadian?

    I only have five bucks.

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