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    Hey guys! Post your problems here and let us fellow PD members give shitty advice!

    I'M STUCK DOING BACKSTAGE FOR PLAY IN WHICH THERE IS A CAST WHICH I DON'T LIKE. Hate 'em all. Urgh. Help plz Dr. PD.

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    When they get up on stage pour pig's blood on them

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    Managing lights in the room waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back, unfortunately.

    You have any troubles you need solving, Solly?

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    whine, bitch and fuck up repeatedly until they decide you're useless and kick you out

    I HAVE TO DO AN ORAL IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS IN PHYS. ED. WHAT THE FUCK.
    also my partner is the shyest person in the fucking world. when he speaks in front of a crowd it sounds like he's gargling.


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    Create those anime convention speech-bubbles-on-a-stick for him and hold it next to him whenever he speaks

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    hahahah that'd be awesome

    except i don't even know what we're going to say. the subject is STRETCHING. this is the most awful phys ed teacher i have ever had.


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    Because I finished my first so early, I've had to write two scripts for drama. My first one needs some work on the dialogue. Any advice on dialogue writing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    Because I finished my first so early, I've had to write two scripts for drama. My first one needs some work on the dialogue. Any advice on dialogue writing?
    Make the moan sexualy noises every 30 seconds
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    "You're not breathing"

    "Oh baby"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninetails 009 View Post
    Managing lights in the room waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back, unfortunately.
    I just did the lights for qoorl's play and when i wasn't running cues i played pokemon and ignored everyone else. yay! (but fortunately that cast was really cool and we'd all go for drinks and karaoke afterwards)

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    Thinking of starting a small business involving antique cigars. Any advice?

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    wrap duct tape around the handle of a spoon
    heat the spoon part with lighter
    pour really cold water on spoon
    ???
    profit

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    Cubans

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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowBrand View Post
    whine, bitch and fuck up repeatedly until they decide you're useless and kick you out

    I HAVE TO DO AN ORAL IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS IN PHYS. ED. WHAT THE FUCK.
    also my partner is the shyest person in the fucking world. when he speaks in front of a crowd it sounds like he's gargling.
    My bad advice: Don't use a condom, there is no risk of getting an STD from giving oral.

    I have the same problem as your "partner" when I try to talk around a dick. Funny that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    Because I finished my first so early, I've had to write two scripts for drama. My first one needs some work on the dialogue. Any advice on dialogue writing?
    Steal it from a book. They will probably never know. Preferably a romance novel. "When Rosamund saw the size of his rod, she was rendered speechless." <--- you can quote that.

    Quote Originally Posted by geromy View Post
    wrap duct tape around the handle of a spoon
    heat the spoon part with lighter
    pour really cold water on spoon

    profit
    wurd.

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    if i had a horse for every time i heard that, i'd have 2 horse Pants's Avatar
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    I HAVE TO WAIT 4 DAYS FOR THE 3DS BECAUSE NIGGAS PREORDERED BEFORE ME! WHAT DO I DO?


    your welcome

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    Steal one.

    Failing that, beat up someone who preordered before you. FUCKERS.

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    i tried that, but i ended up beating them into a coma with the 3DS, causing it to break.

    it happened 17 TIMES!!!


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    You must be unaware of your own strength, alas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyrisis View Post
    I just did the lights for qoorl's play

    hahhahahahahahahahah

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    Forgot to feed my cat but I'm allergic to adorableness! Any advice?!

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    if i had a horse for every time i heard that, i'd have 2 horse Pants's Avatar
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    atomika, your problem is incredibly simple to solve. simply make your cat curious! then it will automatically die, and as we all know, corpses are not the least bit adorable

    problem solved.


    your welcome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomika View Post
    Forgot to feed my cat but I'm allergic to adorableness! Any advice?!
    Ask your local chinese restaurant how best to serve said cat, enjoy!

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    I have no time for anything except college related stuff. Seriously
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    Drop out of college
    Have three babies
    Live off the government
    ??
    Profit

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    Meh. Too much trouble.

    Oh btw, it's my ex boyfriends birthday. He seems pissed I didn't really remember.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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