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    Default What came first? The chicken or the egg?

    I would have to say the egg, becuase of scientific reasons.

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    the nobody gives a shit kirbx came first


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    fuck that, i have a joke for you

    a chicken and an egg walk into the bar

    the barman asks, "who's first?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    fuck that, i have a joke for you

    a chicken and an egg walk into the bar

    the barman asks, "who's first?"

    Ahahaha hahaha ha ha haaaaaa

    Are you high?

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    that was the second worst post ive ever made. what is happening to me.

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    I am invading your mind.

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    THE ANSWER:what does it matter to us.
    it always seems imposible until it's done-nelson mandella

    a house divided agaisnt itself cannot stand-abraham lincoln

    gotta catch'em all-pokemon


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninetails 009 View Post
    I was literally going to post an answer like this last night, but got sick. Curses.

    "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
    Albert Einstein

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    Damn.Nice work ninetails lol XD
    it always seems imposible until it's done-nelson mandella

    a house divided agaisnt itself cannot stand-abraham lincoln

    gotta catch'em all-pokemon


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    Egg, it would've popped out with a chicken like adaptation along with the rest of the traits with its common ancestor. The chicken would come after millions of eggs.

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    And the egg sprung, fully formed, from our Lord's womb.

    "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
    Albert Einstein

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    dinosaurs and fish and bugs laid eggs before chicken even existed.

    so egg


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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowBrand View Post
    dinosaurs and fish and bugs laid eggs before chicken even existed.

    so egg
    And miscoscopic organisms existed before dinosaurs and fish and bugs and they didn't lay eggs.

    So chicken.

    "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
    Albert Einstein

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    the nigger


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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post
    youre wicked cool 10/10

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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    it always seems imposible until it's done-nelson mandella

    a house divided agaisnt itself cannot stand-abraham lincoln

    gotta catch'em all-pokemon


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    I'm gonna say chicken. Mostly because I like chicken, and mostly because I like chicken more than eggs.

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    You need the chicken to produce the egg before the egg can exist, and the chicken evolved from a species that also laid eggs, such as a dinosaur. Fact.
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    And those dinosaurs evolved from creatures that didn't lay eggs. Also fact.

    "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
    Albert Einstein

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