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    smile The Official Salamence and Beasthaxorus union thread

    We have all gathered here today to celebrate the eternal union between Salamence and Beasthaxorus, or Beasthaxorus and Salamence as the first party prefers. Long have these two known each other and been deeply bound by the provcative syndrome of love. For too long have they waited to fully embrace this holy matrimony, recently ordained by both Tony Stewart and Sean Connery. As we gather together now to wish this happy couple on their way, we must first conduct the ceremony. The ring has already been presented, the families and friends gathered. May this holy day be blessed as both man and womanly man come together under the eyes of those they cherish.


    Do you, Beasthaxorus, take Salamence to be your loftly wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do you part?

    And do you, Salamence, take Beasthaxorus to be your loftly wedded husband, to have and to hold, to honor, to treasure, to be at his side in sorrow and in joy, in the good times, and in the bad, and to love and cherish him always?

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    Oh my stars and garters! Heavens to Betsy! Holy Toledo! Good gravy! Great scott! Jumping jellyfish! Good golly gosh!


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    Qoorl and nysiris got nothing on this holy matrimony.

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    Wow. Lol.
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    youre wicked cool 10/10

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    Seymour is it hardd being such a huge douche? :p
    it always seems imposible until it's done-nelson mandella

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    You don't find this Funny? Huh. Mind-Boggling. Haha.
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    youre wicked cool 10/10

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    I find it funny you only give me powers on ToF while your online otherwise I am nothing XD.
    it always seems imposible until it's done-nelson mandella

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    ??

    You have all powers.
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    No i don't I'm just a regular member check the site
    it always seems imposible until it's done-nelson mandella

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    I'll go now. You DID have powers before though. Remember I gave them last night?
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    I know.Read my pm I sent you.
    it always seems imposible until it's done-nelson mandella

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    >.>

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    I Fixed You. Everything is as it should be.
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    Thanks Tony.
    it always seems imposible until it's done-nelson mandella

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    seymour i want you to put your last name as penis so it is seymour penis
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    what, salamence?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pants, and the beast dwelling within View Post
    what, salamence?
    you dont get it see more penis
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    no, the joke was retarded. what i don't get it what that had to do with the hilarious proposal


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pants, and the beast dwelling within View Post
    no, the joke was retarded. what i don't get it what that had to do with the hilarious proposal
    didnt read that part
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    Because Beasthaxorus and Salamence have desired each other in marriage, and have witnessed this before their peers, family, and our gathering, affirming their acceptance of the responsibilities of such a union, and have pledged their love and faith to each other, sealing their vows in the giving and receiving of rings, I do proclaim that they are husband and wife in the sight of those gathered here. Let all people here and everywhere recognize and respect this holy union, now and forever.







    I now pronounce you man and wife! You may spam the bride...

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    Haha
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    Seymour I will now kill you.:x :p
    it always seems imposible until it's done-nelson mandella

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    civil union

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    No LOL means Laughing Out Loud.
    No deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cleverbot View Post
    No LOL means Laughing Out Loud.
    then stop being clever mr captain obvious
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