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    Furry Authority RedCheetah's Avatar
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    Dubbed the WD-40 of body parts, it's got a million uses and counting. What would you do if you had a hydraulic wang?
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein

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    I have no mouth. And I must scream. geromy's Avatar
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    Have sex with women

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    if i had a horse for every time i heard that, i'd have 2 horse Pants's Avatar
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    Have sex without a woman and also with a woman


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    your welcome

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    I'd use it as a means of ejecting myself from bed in the morning.
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein

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    cogito ergo doleo Keke Le Cat's Avatar
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    I think my use would be fairly obvious

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    The other Cylons call me Triclops. ShadowRaven's Avatar
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    "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
    Albert Einstein

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