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    Default heeeeelllllllllllppppppppppp

    i need a title for my ENGLISH 9 PORTFOLIO PROJECT

    the teacher said "be as creative as possible"

    gogogo

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    what the fuck is a portfolio project

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    its a flamboyant and unnecessary name for "write five essays by next wednesday"

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    KaylaPortfolioGurl2000
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    everyones on during school, this is so lovely!

    I was thinking something along the lines of Portfolio Smackdown Boogaloo

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    I'd call it "The Best Portfolio".

    Or "From the Boss. A portfolio of masterfully crafted works that outshine those of my peers".

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    or maybe something simpler....like...."OMEGA"
    When the Devil is too busy
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    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Omega is pretty dope.

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    i like the idea of a ridiculously long title

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    Use my long one, you won't be disappointed. In fact if you get lower than an A i would sleep without my socks for a night.

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    in fact i just might. i may change it a little bit

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    "A Portfolio of Masterfully Crafted Works That has an Excessively Long Title"

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    I still think you need to mention outshining your peers. Go for the arrogance.

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    "Kayla's Porfolio is Flowing with Drop-Dead, Elegantly Written Papers for her Beautiful English Teacher who Deserves to Be Named Teacher of the Year."

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    PORTFOLIO X

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    THE POLLS HAVE CLOSED

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    WHAT'S THE VERDICT?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kg View Post
    "A Portfolio of Masterfully Crafted Works That has an Excessively Long Title"
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    You failure. You need to put in the part about outshining peers! That makes it extra excessively long!

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    kg gets neg rep

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    i will neg rep you into the GROUND mister!

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    If you wanna call down the thunder then you'll get it !

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    my name was the best

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    Way to crush us Kayla, way to crush us!
    When the Devil is too busy
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    For my special touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kg View Post
    i need a title for my ENGLISH 9 PORTFOLIO PROJECT

    the teacher said "be as creative as possible"

    gogogo
    You ask for our help then use your own choice? Never again.

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