i told them it was someone i banged when i went to london three years ago
i told them it was someone i banged when i went to london three years ago
i should go on and tell them its all lies!
see ascaris, my advice is never wrong.
tell them it's some bitch who wants to sleep with you but you have rejected in the past due to mitigating circumstances



eve has given everyone a piece, indeed
your welcome
Kai_Dante is getting jelly
"There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it."
- Guatama Buddha
My friends don't ask me who comments on my statuses because they aren't giant faggots.
from every single post about your social circle youve ever made, all of your friends appear to be utterly retarded. or autistic.
It's weird because I think that about your friends.


Do you guys constantly talk about your IRL friends just to reassure us you actually have friends? It isn't working...


No Celery I'm just trying to truly define my role as Internet revolutionary by going against the status quo. A forum poster having friends is as rare as a first edition holographic Pokemon base starter card; a forum poster posting about them is UNHEARD OF.
*shrugs* 'snot that revolutionary... I'm pretty sure I can dig up a holographic base starter card first edition... Machamp I think it is... and I've posted about my friends on here from time to time...
JOIN AN RP YOU SLACKERS!
i cant think of a single instance i have ever referenced them except in this thread. i could be wrong but i doubt i am. you have the burden of proof.