K.
ITT A potassium joke
K.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein
"tell me that joke about sodium you always tell"
"na"
why did the king fart helium
because its a noble gas
manganese jokes get any worse?
Why do chemists call 'curium', 'helium' and 'barium' the medical elements?
Because if you can't cur-ium or hel-ium, then most of the time you'll bari-um!
I wish I has a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
"I can't explain just how it feels,
the thoughts of my premature burial.
Inside this oblong box I lie,
with the hope I'll be buried alive."
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