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    Default ITT A potassium joke

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    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein

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    Vanity of vanities, all is vanity Hicky's Avatar
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    "tell me that joke about sodium you always tell"
    "na"

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    why did the king fart helium

    because its a noble gas

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    manganese jokes get any worse?


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    Why do chemists call 'curium', 'helium' and 'barium' the medical elements?
    Because if you can't cur-ium or hel-ium, then most of the time you'll bari-um!

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    I wish I has a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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