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    cogito ergo doleo Keke Le Cat's Avatar
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    And another thing, you never want to take me to the ocean and you know I love the ocean. Captain Sea Mammal I have had enough, we can't be together anymore. This is ridiculous.

    I tell myself again that you can change, but at the end of the day you are still going to be who you are. A dolphin. YOU ARE A DOLPHIN DO YOU HEAR ME. You think that just because you are a pink dolphin that you can hold my heart and that is so not true. I love pink... But... We are officially through. I just can't do it any longer. Man public breakups are so tedious.

    Don't sit there with those judgy eyes and hate me because I wasn't who you thought I was or who you wanted me to be. From start to finish you never knew me. You never tried to. And you never will.

    You can't even smell. You completely lack an olfactory nerve and lobe. Who do you think you are, dolphin? Who?

    Why do you have such a long nose if you can't even smell, dolphin? Tell me that. Explain this to me in a way that I can understand.

    And the dolphin spaketh, "Kekekeke."

    Oh he's good at saying my name at all the right times, I'll give him that. And I willl never forget our time spent in Dover, but all the hillside buggery in the world can't change the fact that he isn't who I thought he was. I went into this thinking he was a cephalopod. That's what the eHarmony ad said at any rate. I can't believe someone would lie like that on the internet. I tried to make it work because I really had actually developed real, deep, true, fishy feelings for him, but enough is enough.

    There just comes a time when you have to take a step back and really look at who you are and who you were and where you are and say, why the hell did I drop all that acid and what a weird trip. I hope this ends soon. how does this even work. Why are my hands trying to eat each other.

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    hmm... over the deep end.
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    And just for the record, no, not really. I just thought it was funny.

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    Over the deep end...pool...water...
    Nevermind.
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