My presence has created a lapse in quality for this year (as seen by my join date), and for this I would like to formally address the board with an apology most fitting for my heinous and malicious arrival. I am known in a few circles as the walking plague--a blight upon society in his terrible inability to articulate proper posts or sentences. Therefore, my actions are able to be slated as such: an unintentional strike against the archives of this most respectable establishment. May 2011 be marked as the year that Seymour--who, in all acounts and purposes, is an imbecile of the utmost caliber--caused a misfortunate cataclysm that struck once more at the heart of the memorial to past interactions between the illustrious forumites of PokeDream Forums.
My head, currently hung low in shame and grief, is poised ready and willing to be bombarded with both clever insult and cruel jest alike.