A thread: Pseudo Blog

[Fullmetal]

Bringin it back. Posting previous work before a new one right after, so expect lots of stuff in here.

This thread is open to discussion, but i ask you to not go insane. I don't want super nubsplosion going on. Mostly this will just be my thoughts in standard rant format, similar to my last one (for those of you who read it). So expect something like that, but a little more light.

This will also be the Adam tracker. When i'm going away for an extended period, this will be the official place i announce it. Even if i'm gone for a week unannounced, i will at least update this at my first possible moment. Other mods, i ask you to take care of this in my absence as well. I dont mind off topic, but if flaming gets out of control get rid of it all. If useless spam comes up get rid of it. I dont want a page and a half about MC hammer showing up by the time i come on the next day.

Also, some things are forbidden here. Here is a list, albeit short, of what i currently do not want to see, unless i open the floodgate. This list may update at any time so check back occasionally.

-Religion
-Stale Debates, such as the current middle east situations
-Nationalistic (context?) flames like Spain sucks
-Flame wars that dont start in here (such as kakashi/CL flaming)

These are off limits (as in must be deleted) if it appears without me starting it. It will also end when i say it. It will be obvious, such as:

The current religious discussion is now closed.

Anything in said subject following said message, will be deleted. Deleted reasonabley of course, if you're typing a post while i give the message, i'll let it go. The beauty of checking post times. 10 minute window, about that.

These are the ground rules.

[Fullmetal]

The album "Buzz Ballads" is where music fell off the ladder. I was looking for the exact moment when music went from great to horrid. This album IS that time. Mid 90s i think, maybe late 90s. When Staind was popular with their one song, when all white rock bands sounded the same. That song by Lifehouse (i think thats the band) is playing in the commercial, you cant understand a single word. The magic of this song is it sounds like every new rock song you hear on the radio. It is the epitomy of horrible music. Some songs sounded good though, like Doll Parts, Long December, and of course Sublime can never suck. Everlast or however its spelled is on there, with their first hit song "What It's Like" which was pretty good.

The name is also funny. Buzz Ballads = stoner tracks. Easilly noticed for your sharp eyes though eh? Take your buzz to the next level!

Leonardo Decaprio. Gay? Maybe. He's still a great actor i noticed. Titanic sucked though. I saw "The Aviator" which was an ok movie, but Leo did a great job in it.

Law and Order is one of the best shows on tv today. Sam Waterston is phenominal. Watch him if you havent, a truely brilliant actor. Angie Harmon was the best ADA, and Fred Thompson was the best DA. Jerry Orbach+Jesse Martin (i think thats his name) was the best detective duo. Its on TNT constantly, watch it.

Julian McMahon. A gem in the rough. Played a quite loveable demon on Charmed (I watch a lot of tnt). It was only a great character because of Julians skills. He made the demon loveable instead of annoying (his character had a horrible plot of die+reappear and die again for the length of 2 or 3 seasons). Fantastic Four was a huge step back imo for his acting. Beneath his talents. He played Dr. Doom for those who dont know. Nip Tuck is a saving grace, at least he's employed.

After a discussion with tim, the consensus is this. Jon Stewart brings the hammer, but Colbert is the street justice. 1-0 Stewart. I still love Colbert though, and i want that bridge named after him!

South park. "The first episodes were the best!" Shut the hell up loser. The first episodes were good but the new ones rock way harder. Thats not just the graphics talking.

Dave Chappelle. Shattered my trust. He gave up. Better to die in a blazing flame than a flickering candle though.

Carlos Mencia. The poor mans Chappelle. It was funny at first but mencia gets so hyped on being non PC that he doesnt even seem funny anymore. He makes retarded jokes (im a comedian buff, i know what im talking about) and says "I dont care if you hate it!" and everyone cheers. Retards. Example? Mencia said something along the lines of "If black people could swim then hurricane katrina wouldnt have been a problem". He also said not to rebuild new orleans, but instead to put in diving boards. Thats kinda low mencia. Of course the crowd cheered.

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My pokemon emerald game is pissing me off. after a long while i have 6 silver symbols, which is kind of pathetic for someone of my perfectionist type nature. i always thought the more restricting challenges (like battle pyramid, factory etc) would be the hardest, but they werent. the battle tower i cant beat for some reason. the least restricting fighting facility of all and it kicks the crap out of me.

this is how it goes. the first set of 7 is cake, the second set of 7 is also cake. the third set i may have 2 or 3 fights that make me use my second pokemon, the 4th set is challenging since the opponents are evolved and stuff finally. the 5th set (where you get the symbol) i cant make it past the 3rd fight <_<. what sucks is its not because my team fails me, but because i fail me. i always choose the wrong pokemon to go into that set with. mainly my team revolves around skarmory leading, either regice/dusclops for more tankish purposes, and a heavy hitter like my CB slaking or alakazam. the most recent attempt, i lost the first fight. Aggron landed an iron tail on my alakazam that had bright powder and 1 shotted it when all i needed was to glance at aggron to kill it. iron tail should not hit through bright powder! case of bad luck.

battle palace was lame. the message "<pokemon> is incapable of using its power!" is a way of the game saying "we know your pokemon would dominate this fight, but we're going to even the odds!". my regice almost lost to a freakin lapras at 30% hp that was paralyzed. it horn drilled my slaking and alakazam (lucky) and regice just had to hit it to kill it. of course, being automatically controlled, regice uses rest until it runs out of pp for it. it knows to use thunderbolt over icebeam at least. as soon as i grow more salac berries im putting my heracross back in there. the reason it couldnt dominate was because it needs the speed. speed nature + speed evs still arent enough to outspeed base 120s. the pokes in the BF dont have natures or EVs, at least i dont think so. thats just speculation.

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My dad listening to a george bush speech in the other room doesnt help. i just said i didnt want to do politics this early in another thread too.

3rd world war?

-Religion in these parameters is now open to discussion-

Sounds like evangelicals trying to go home. 3 countries are fighting in the middle east that i know of. America, iraq and...and...ok 2. Lebanon is over. No more world war! Stop trying to bring on armageddon by killing the earth from global warming or bombing places so you guys can meet jesus. Wait until he shows up before ending the other 7 billion people that would love to live out their lives before existence ends.

I hope not all christians/muslims are like this. Keep some sense about ya.

I hate america sometimes. The government i mean. Big corporations own everything, which i dont mind. Monopolies are cool. The problem is the big corps push their policies on us. Not cool. My countries leader is someone i could have sworn belongs in special ed. My state leader is the terminator! Top that other 99% of the earth.

Of course, as we all know, smart people die in this world. Martin luther king was assassinated for saying equal rights. JFK (not up to date on him, but my parents tell me he was a good man, which is hard to find in this age) and he was assassinated. His brother was assassinated also. Even Jesus was killed. A guy who more or less told us to treat each other with kindness, was killed! I hate retards!

Im amazed my country hasnt rebelled yet. Maybe we're too lazy or sick from all the unhealthy food, or all the prescription pills that get shoved down our throats from big corps, or we like our hemi SUV cars that get 30 feet to the gallon of gas.

Gas prices dropped finally, pretty substantially too. Why? Because america was FINALLY ready to get on alternative fuel sources, even hybrids. So major gas companies had to lower their prices to reel in the retards again. So now fat white redneck pseudo patriots that think george bush was the right choice, are now saying "Gas prices are down, that must mean global warming is over". Wrong. Companies lowered their gas prices because everyone and their fucking goat knew they made insane record PROFITS over the 2005 year. They won a gamble, so they took their chips and left. Thats exactly what happened. Dont let your parents feed you anything different, or even say you're too young. Tell them Adam knows wtf is up, and they arent fooling him.

Side note: Bush just said "America will not bow down to tyrants" and everyone clapped. What tyrants...where? Who poses a threat to us besides china? China doesnt even want to fight us. Retard. I hate how people clap at these things. They even cheer. They sound like frat boys, and i know frat boys arent republican. They have a liberal standpoint on prostitution.

People wanting to be on one side too easilly. Chris Rock had this one down. He said everyone wants to be a democrat or a republican just to say they are, and they say they are before they see the issue. Let the issue swirl around in your mind and then form your OWN opinion, you may be liberal about it or conservative, even if you say you are the opposite.

Omg ninjas make me think hard

[Fullmetal]

People in general are interesting. Bizzarre indeed.

They take what they want from you, and never let you ask for something in return. Strange? I think so. It happens to everyone really. All my friends want me for etertainment on their terms. I ask them to return the same thing i give them and they tell me to get lost. Why? I cant tell. They want me to buy them food, drive them around, play stuff with them, sleep over at their houses. Its fun but its when its convenient for them. I dont ask for much back, but the occasions i do ask for something i get negativity. Why? The answers elude me. You cant get mad at them either. You ask why they short change you, and apparently you did everything wrong, not them. Everyone seems to think they're infallable (sp?).

All these people have an angle, and they think you have an angle. If i offer someone something to eat when they're broke, they think i'm doing it to get a favor from them later. Pathetic. When did we get so untrusting?

Someone got mad at me once, saying i pass judgement on others but hate when judgement is passed on me. This happens because i find out everything about someone on a subject before i pass judgement on them. My judgements are fair and unbiased. When others judge people, they do it from biased views and from anger. I can play judge and jury in the court of the world, because i can play it correctly.

Society really fails the most though. America has degenerated into a feminist society, if no one noticed. A person can get up on any stage in america and say "Women are better than men" and everyone cheers. A person can also say "Men are better than women" and they get met with hostility. Why? Cuz all men want is sex! Not true. Granted women arent as sexually driven as men, it doesnt mean society should hate it. Women make it seem like its a chore. Its a system where 2 bodies (or more...) come together for an experience. The reason should determine the judgement. If its a hooker or just casual sex, then yea hate it. If its love between 2 people (or...more?...) then it shouldnt be looked down on. Im not saying there arent some guys who just try to bed women, believe me i know a lot of them (i myself am not one) so i can see why this happens. The reason sex is looked down on, mostly resides around the fact that womens opinions are taken into consideration more than mens. Ever wonder if a guy wants to make love because he may love you? Think on it.

I've said for a while now that feminists forgot what they were fighting for. You have equal rights. You dont get equal PAY because you dont do equal work.

Someday we may get an equal society. Where people are accepted for being themselves, instead of what they own or their social status, or gender and race. We wont get there any time soon though folks. Someday we will have a society where everyone loves everyone, and where everyone is genuine. Where we dont use others for personal gain. I await that day, but i expect to die before it gets here.

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Traveling back in time on my iTunes, i came back to my coveted fleetwood mac. Older fleetwood mac at that. Sarah, Rumors, some from Lindseys solo album. Its good stuff, go find some if you havent heard anything from fleetwood mac. Strongly, strongly recommend "Sarah". Nice love song, and Stevie still had a good voice. Lindsey, of course, is sexy in any era you hear him sing and play.

Gatorade is tasty. Sorry high horse people, i dont drink straight water. I'm tired of people that arent even over 20 years old telling me how much better they feel now that they drink water. I did some independant research. It doesnt matter if you drink water or not (to an extent, tons of sugar isnt good obviously). It's all dependant on the color of your urine. If it isnt...wrong (you should know your own urine enough to tell >_>) then you're fine on water. My urine is A-OK. I will say i dont drink nearly as many soft drinks as i used to, but i love my mountain dew as much as the next generic white guy. Sports drinks are actually better in terms of health and cost effectiveness. 32oz gatorade out here sells for maybe $1.50 ish, give or take 30 cents depending on the area. A 20oz soda used to cost 1 dollar flat. Then 1.25, and out of nowhere its now 1.50. Im getting a healthier drink, more of it, just as satisfying, and for almost the same price.

Btw, water fankids, coke and pepsi make your water you drink, unless you have a filter on your faucet. Just thought i'd let yall know.

Voices! i hate a lot of peoples voices. Mines not great, but its pretty generic. I can pass myself off as any male you know in existence on the phone, potentially. I sound generic. The things i dont like are these other peoples voices. Some smack their lips when they talk, and anyone thats been with me will see a few eye twitches as the conversation rolls on. Some people whistle on their S's. Occasionally is totally fine, but some people make it mandatory. I hate more girls voices than guys. They dont talk normal out here in cali at least.

Of course speech has a say in it also. "Like" is not to be used as often as these people use it. I've said like more than twice in a sentence, and realized i had just sinned. I will stop a conversation and say "wtf am i saying?" and pace myself. An explanation is worse though.

person 1: i was like, you know?
person 2: uh huh
1: and he was like "WHAT....EVERRRR" you know?
2: uh huh
1: and i was like, thats lame, you know?
2: k, i'm going to go, like jump off, like, a building like, thing, you know? and like, slice my throat, like as i fall, you know? cuz its like, not fast enough!

And people wonder why teen suicide rate is high. A last thing about voices also. Some people hit their T's and D's insanely hard. I skip some of them, or i dont know how i handle them. I dont know how to explain it. Someone says something such as "I don'TTTTTT wanTTT to hear thaTTTTT again." They dont yell the letter, but they make sure you know its in the word. Its something to do with the tongue when they say it.

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Street Justice- A concept useable by anyone. The concept of street justice is more or less to be real, blunt, and of course truthful. It becomes street justice when you do it to set someone straight. Such as a friend of yours is being a bastard, so you tell them to chill out, and give them a real, and thought out reason why they need to chill. That is street justice.

The Hammer- Think of Street Justice, but on steroids. A hammer swing can be defined as street justice, but usually done with more anger and passion. The hammer takes emotion to use, and what makes it the Hammer is the fact you are so brutal, blunt, and most of all TRUTHFUL, that whoever you're saying this real shit to, will be devestated and shocked into silence. To do this also, you must show a blatant disregard for others feelings, because you are trying to tear someone down in all fields possible of intellectual proportions. Confidence is shattered, train of thought is derailed, and the mind locks up. If you're certain you just swung the hammer, and your target knows what just blind sided them, the first response usually is either just a flat "No", or they tell you you're gay or something stupid like that. The Hammer leaves silence in the wake, you know when it happens.

Contrary to popular belief, BOTH concepts can be used by ANY person. The Hammer is just a lot harder, for the reason that people arent confident in themselves enough to make sure someone gets shut down in all ways (somewhat tough to do, forum hammers are a lot easier since you have time to reread a post. most people cant think on their feet fast enough to pull off a real hammer) and worry too much about what someone else will say. As i said, cast any caution and regard for human feelings to the wind. Your goal is to psychologically rape someone.

Hope this is cleared up.

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I keep seeing these ads for Adventure Quest at the bottom of PD. Someday i will try it, free things are great. WoW has been real boring lately, so now i will hook back up with my friend Eric and we will get into Everquest again. The original EQ, not EQ2. This should be fun yea?

Law and Order. Sam Waterston continues to bring the Hammer as far as TV writing staff will allow, but its still sexy to see anyway. We all know if Jack McCoy was a real person that there would never be a "Not guilty" verdict ever again!

Gaming news. Breeding a new venasaur in pokemon, and potentially a swampert also. Movesets are almost decided on. Probably breeding a charizard after also, for kicks again. SSBM i heard a couple friends of mine were impressed by my falco play, so over the last 2 months since i played them, they picked up falco and apparently got highly skilled. I know i'm still better than them though, and i barely use falco. They'll bite my fox next after it murders there falcos. Woot shine spikes. I was invited to an MvC2 tournament in san francisco in october, but i think i'll decline. I'm still into the game, i just dont want to go with SEAN. Competitive play kinda bites anyway, if you arent a highly skilled veteran or a fresh face that is currently dominating said veterans save justin wong, it starts costing you more money than you make off winning tourneys. No one dominates JWong. The best players in the world have to work their asses off just to beat him. Holder of 5 out of 7 world titles for MvC2? He can back that up.

[Fullmetal]

Masturbation is great. Even if you disagree with why, look at the medical reasons. It boosts self confidence (somehow, personally i havent noticed) it relieves stress, it makes you feel goooooooood, and it can even be a small preventative of depression.

Its fun, its good exercise, its not like it dominates your entire day, and it's even a do-it-yourself type of thing. Self motivation kids! yay! I think our society as a whole needs more masturbation. If more kids are off the street masturbating somewhere, thats less drugs, less violence and other criminal acts they could be committing. Orgasm > drug high. You dont even have to kill yourself to do it.

So spread the word, to your friends and family. Tell them to get others into the joyous art of self pleasuring. It will keep you out of trouble, its practically free, and its just that awesome.

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Advertising is a failure. I dont know how it is where you live, but let me explain how this makes a lethal injection more fun than watching tv.

All i see is the most ingenius advertising campaign in human existence. The first one is telling me that this brand new sexy car is the hottest stuff since lava. No one in america owns one yet but because of their generosity they will sell it to me for whats in my pocket! A must get!

The second commercial is people telling me to INSURE my brand new baby vehicle. Geico is by far the sexiest set of commercials on the face of the earth, so i exclude them in crap advertising. Other people are telling me how much cheaper they are than the other commercials im about to see, so i pick my poison.

The final commercial, is one advertising alcohol. Telling me how good cuervo black is with cola, or how clever capn morrigan is by buying a ride home from a pizza delivery. If anyone is paying attention, here's the analysis.

I'm told to buy a car, then insure the car, then i'm told to get wasted and go destroy my car. After i've destroyed my car because of my drunk driving, i need to buy a new car, insure the new car, then go get hammered. Somewhere in the middle of all this i buy new Axe Clix scent, so hot girls will fall all over me just because i had the presence of mind to not smell like sweat.

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The Tribunal is the Law and Order of PD, officially. It was decided on by people who have opinions that matter more than the rest of you. What the Tribunal does, is not enforce rules of PD. It enforces rules of LIFE. A council of Street Justice Hero's who shall pass judgement on all. Hammers included, of course.

Current Tribunal:

Xion
Devil
God
Me (duh)

Idea from Xion and myself (i'm a whore for credit). Anyone who disagrees...tough cookies. Expect life changing Hammer swings or Knife stabs from any of the above people. This is the official Law of PD now. If you have a complaint, take it up in writing with God since i want to put him on customer service detail

That is all.

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The Green Mile. I've been watching this movie on FX for the last 3 hours. Short and sweet, this movie is cinema magic. Tom Hanks does a standard Hanks job, but Michael Duncan...Dear God. I had no idea he was this good! He is truely gifted. When was the last time an actor actually made you feel during a movie that was supposed to make you feel? Most actors are too horrible to do it. Sir Duncan, has indeed raised the bar. Sadly he gets crap roles in most of his recent movies.

I cant say enough good about this movie. I felt everything that was supposed to be conveyed to me. I was pissed off at Pursey more than once, i was happy when i saw Mr. Jingles playing, i was sad when John Coffee said he wanted to die.

One complaint? They used the wrong music maybe twice in the entire movie. After a real serious scene, i hear this weird upbeat cartoon music, i didnt agree with it.

John Coffee is right. There's too much hate in the world, it's nice to see a movie that actually put some thought into life. People are ugly to each other, we need more love.

So, go watch the movie if you haven't. If you can think in a broad scope, you'll greatly enjoy it.

Side note, people named Pursey ALWAYS seem to suck at life. It's a scientifically proven fact now.

[Fullmetal]

Latest example of the insanely feminist society we live in. Debra Lafave. The florida teacher who slept with her male students, was in the news recently. She tried to pin the blame on the boy student. Playing to the sense that almost all guys are sexfiends (not true) and hoping the public would be on her side. Sorry, we weren't. I know you're just trying to save yourself.

Small edit: Actually the first one she slept with wasnt even a student of hers, i forgot. I just didnt know how to reword it. It's late gimme a break.

It's almost impossible for a 14 year old boy to start the moves on the teacher. She kept flirting and being the aggressor. She even said she kissed him first.

None of that really matters though. Where all of us need to be angry is right here. I didnt even realize this until i heard someone on MSNBC say it. If this was a MALE teacher with a female student, he would have went to jail for 10-20 years for rape. This FEMALE teacher went to jail for like 6 months for sexual abuse or something lame. She might have just gotten probation i dont know. This is just unfair. Either a man should go to jail for 6 months or a female should go to jail for 10 years, you cant play obvious gender favorites. That's discrimination, in our legal system even.

Right there someone just said "Well Adam, you know that most men force their rape victims, and use violence and threats. Lafave just seduced a student". If you just thought that, then let me tell you why you're wrong before you even click the reply option. Yea, i know the male student consented. Sex fiends or not, if you're physically attracted to someone that offers sex like she did, most young teens wont turn it down. Are they confused? I dont know, i've never had to make an immoral choice like that. What most people arent seeing though is this:

If it was a MALE teacher, and a female student, CONSENSUAL sex would be out of the question to any judge and juries eyes. Why? Because of the history of men, all are prejudged to be forcing their rape victims. For all you know a 14 year old and a 25 year old could have actually fell in love. Granted it's some weird stuff, but love nontheless. Does the public care? Nope. Man gets locked away for 20 years saying "She agreed to sex!". Woman gets 6 months because women have almost no history of raping people. Just because it doesnt happen often doesnt mean someones incapable of it.

To sum that up, how it happened is irrelevant. If a man did it at gun point, or swooned her with words, it's called rape, and he does 10 years. If a woman did it at gun point she would get 5 max, then tons of probhation and therapy.

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Today (september 21st), my father arrived home at 2pm or so. He had a togo's sandwich with him, and he even got one for me. We ate our food, my father went up stairs into his bedroom. I got on the computer outside his room since i didnt want to use my laptop.

At the time, my father was watching "Hardball" on MSNBC. He's a big political guy, he likes to debate politics and such (and if you think i'm any good, my dad would kick the hell out of me in a political discussion). Anyway, my dads home for about an hour. Around that time i hear him use his lighter. He rolled a joint and started smoking it. After he started smoking his joint, he pulled out his playstation, and started playing a game called "Command and Conquer". For those of you unfamiliar with the game, its a war game between a few countries. This particular one had Ally forces, and the Russian forces. My dad was playing as the russians. For about the next hour after that, i was listening to russian commandos say "affirmative" and shooting people. Tank cannons, rocket launchers, stuff of that nature.

The game is currently (as i type this) on pause, and my father is down stairs. What he's doing down there, is watching MSNBC while smoking a joint and talking to a work buddy of his who is in the house also. My dad is 49, this guy appears between 25 and 30. Both of them are watching MSNBC, smoking a joint, and talking about muscle cars and people getting into fights.

That's the up to the minute update on my father.

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An early morning one. Since i'm so bored i'm fluttering about serebii, i found a potential champion for the people over there. A guy thats only been a member on the forum for 2 months, had this to say:

1) 94% of men lie about their member size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth. Incidentally the average girl vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king dong.

3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can
make your member grow. (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between member size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.


+Some stuff on the ladies+
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive"
- (20% of British women do)
- 43% of women use the term "natural"
- 24% say they have "average" looks
- 8% prefer the term "feminine"
- 7% say they are "good looking"
- 7% say they are "cute"
- Finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy"

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.

5) 95% of women shave their privates.


+Both+
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in June.

5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less likely teens will use contraception.

6) Virginity is often lost with a person they haven't been dating.


+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people
don`t get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.


Did You Know?
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!
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Of course, all of serebii wasnt happy with this post. As always, for those who can't understand why i appreciate these kind of things, let me explain.

A slightly lackluster topic, but the fact he had the audacity to drop it in a forum aimed at 10 year olds brought a smile to my face. The style was definately well done. He went about it very maturely, professionally, organized and it was clear he did a lot of research. It was unbiased, well articulated, and as all things of this nature need to be, truthful. An example of Street Justice? In normal terms, not really. In serebii terms? Most definately. A future Street Justice Hero in the making if he's willing to keep doing things that make people turn their heads.

Edit- Too lazy to censor bypass, so made it more user friendly.

Original thread: http://www.serebiiforums.com/showthread.php?t=149527

[Fullmetal]

Xions name has been the source of a lot of arguements. Not his real name, the screen name. Xion. This combination of four letters is impossible to pronounce correctly with our current human tongues.

What's worse is, Xion would ask how we all think it's pronounced...and then never tell anyone how it's supposed to be pronounced. More than once, i see a lot of people try their hardest to figure out this monstrosity of literate characters. Here's my take on it:

X can be pronounced 2 ways. 'Sh' or 'Z'. "Ion" is pronounced eye-on. So it's either Zion, or some weird butchery with using SH as a Z. It's much easier to use Z. So i say it Zion.

You could make things simpler and call him kyle sure, but thats too easy. You could also make it easier and use logic. Logic would say "Who cares how its pronounced when we all type? it just needs to be spelled correctly". Once again logic shows up to ruin my fun.

I will say this though, Xions recent Profile revamp is damn sexy. If no one's noticed, Tonberry's dominate most of human existence. Xion was also classy enough to get a tonberry with a crown. Worthy of my hetero man-love even though he has a crazy name? Indeed. Don't ever question that!

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For anyone curious of the foreign land the Tribunal is at war in, here's a hint of their mods, pink = Mystre the admin:


Originally Posted by Agony

I wasn't making a joke, just pointing out that Mystre doesn't know what one is.

I've always enjoyed reading a good piece of literature. When I was younger I would look up words I wasn't to sure off. Now you must have been looking at an old dictionary because there is one more set definition of joke and that is your face. Well, from what I hear it least. As I sit here waiting giddy with anticipation. This new book it looks to good to be true it's given me goose bumps. Now I start my new endeavor my new book entitled, "Agony: My Foot up Your Ass". Ohh and one more thing, my dear friend you are…this word it's slipping from my grasp. What is that word I am looking for? Ahh yes I remember now…

---banned---

That was from an ADMIN. There was a thread saying that the admin cant handle a joke, and then the original poster (Agony, who seems to be on our side in the forum we fight in) was banned immediately after, if you read this.

A couple posts done by God and myself got the nice young man unbanned within 30 minutes. Go team.

Side note: New members are told to watch this before posting on this site. Proof of elitism? Potentially so.

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php

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Most of you guys who follow my stuff have seen me go off on love plenty of times. You knew of my desire and mission to find love, to see if it was all that it really seems to be. I come to tell you, it is. It's all i thought it was and more. Anyone that tells you different either got brutally crushed, or they dont know what they're talking about. I'm looking at you people who have sigs/avs that say "love only hurts" or something equally lame. Love only hurts when you're a fool about it. It hurts to lose it yea, but thats like somoene focusing on the one negative instead of the tons of positives. That would be like someone saying they wont eat spicey food, no matter how good it is, because it hurts their stomach afterwards. Make some sacrifices for once! So let's enlighten the general public.

Now aside from my love, i've seen multiple people talking of love lately. I'm still the firm supporter of love and romance, even if i dont get into it as much as i used to. I felt it was my duty to come back to it once more to inspire the masses. Hopeless romantics, i myself am one, that's no secret. As much as i would love to talk about me that's not what we're here for this time. I'm hoping there are other hopeless romantics out there. People that believe there is someone for everyone. A lot of us are pessemistic and cynical people, but for hopeless romance to work you need to throw that away for the time. Hopeless romance isnt even a good term. It seems more derogatory to the romantic than anything else. Love and romance in these circles isn't hopeless, it's pretty sad to see it looked down on. Too many people are trying too hard to analyze things. When you analyze everything that takes the fun and suspense out of it. Stop that!

This is something i would assume is highly debated. The human emotion system invented the feelings of love to block out the desire to not be lonely. I dont believe this to be true. I do agree that a lot of people don't like to be alone all the time. I myself do enjoy time alone, but being with someone is just as fun, and better than being alone. You can't entertain yourself all the time. So does that mean we go out and look for love to fill this gap? I doubt it. Humans feel love because we're just able to. No real scientific reason. Attraction is something different, dont get it confused. Some pseudo right there almost went to the reply button to start typing garbage about pheramones and such. Glad that crisis was avoided. Attraction can lead to love sure, there's no denying that. Love at first sight isn't something i believe in though, regardless of my romantic views. Love at first sight is just attraction. Actual love usually develops after you get to know someone. It doesn't have to take long, i just fail to believe it can be done within seconds of seeing someone for the first time, without even talking to them.

Love is still a scary thing. It's an emotion that makes you say, feel and think things you didnt think you were capable of. Some people arent ready to handle emotions like this yet, so its best not to rush. Of course, to love you need 2 willing participants. You can love someone sure, but when they love you back it's truely special. What scares some people the most is the fear of rejection. What if someone you care for doesnt feel the same way? It's definately frightening, but dont get discouraged. This is one of those things where someone has to take a leap of faith. You can't know how another person feels about you until you ask them. This is where a lot of potential love is stopped. Too many people are afraid of getting their feelings rejected. I know it would be an emotional injury like almost nothing else, but it's one of those things you have to do. If you dont ask you may regret it forever. Honestly, heaven forbid you get rejected, it isn't the end of the world. I know it would hurt like hell, but the thing about love is you dont give up and lay there until existence ends just because something failed in it. Love has the pull strong enough to make you get back on your feet, and try again. That's just how love is, it plays with your mind and heart all the time, and sometimes it crushes you mercilessly, but people want it so much that they're willing to endure that hit several times if needed. It's one of the hardest but most rewarding journeys you can make in this life.

Am i saying everyone needs love? Not quite. I cant really see a reason why anyone doesnt want to love someone or be loved ever. I can understand not at this time, because you arent ready for it, but really some people say they never want to experience this? That's too harsh. Life is a period of time where 1 soul can try to have all the experiences that's offered to them that they want to try. Love is by far one of, if not the most, complex, and challenging experience to have. It can be the best thing ever, and within seconds become the worst memory you have. That's still scary, and i still say don't get discouraged. For the sake of repeating to prove a point, share your feelings. People standing around wondering how others feel is a waste of time. Load the gun and shoot, take the chance. Tell someone how much you care about them. It's pointless to sit there thinking that you shouldn't confess yourself because you're afraid of rejection. You're afraid the thing you have will be gone. I won't lie to you guys, this is a gamble here. It can ruin what you have with someone yes, but it can also make it blossom. It can become something truely beautiful that both of you enjoy, that people see how happy you 2 are together, then they want to go out and find it too. That's how this quest works. 2 people achieve it, and the onlookers decide they should try too. When they're successful, they inspire others again. It's a good cycle.

I really don't mean to repeat myself, but some points have to be drilled before they sink in. I encourage anyone that has feelings for another person, to tell them that. Don't randomly blurt it out though, of course use some judgement. Wait for an opportune moment before saying it. You don't want to mess up your chances just because you said it at the first possible time you could. I say take your time, but i still want you to tell the people how you feel. For all you know they could feel the same way as you, but they're too scared to say it. Take the initiative, make things happen. Of course you need to know, that almost all love requires some sort of sacrifices on all the participants parts. You have to decide early if it's really worth it.

I have a friend that lives in texas. He has a girlfriend in florida, and they've been in love for almost 2 years now. They communicate online and by phone constantly. They care about each other more than anyone i've seen before. This is what inspired me to go for love, so i'm hoping it drives my point home with you. For 2 years they've been talking about the sacrifices they're preparing to make. My friend is planning to switch colleges and do many other things so he can move out to georgia with her, and go to college there. His love is going to move to georgia where she owns another house, and fix that up so they can live together in there. What i'm saying is he's about to leave everything he's ever known behind, in the name of love. She is about to leave almost everything behind to make the ends meet for both of them. That's commitment, and they definately felt the reward is worth the effort.

They're indeed correct. The reward is worth it, so get off your asses and try! Confess feelings, love someone. Take the risks. Nothing happens if no one tries. People! Make it easier for each other too. If you think someone has the same feelings for you as you do for them...TELL THEM. It's that simple. It's complex and simple at once. Confessing the feelings and getting it started is the scariest part, but it's probably the easiest once you do it. Keeping it going and deciding that the effort is worth it, that's the tricky part.

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Time for some recent showings of fights in a foreign land, but i only show mine. My thread so meh

Wow, you guys really can't take anything around here without a crack of the whip to maintain stone-set order, can you?

While these two might be subject to the strain rhetoric like this creates in a civilized conversation I am not. I don't think that the intended humor was lost on him. I think, like anyone else who reads about a comparison between the Nazi's and the staff of FFH, he didn't find it funny. The maintenance of order around here hardly requires genocide (though there are often times I read what people have written and feel that they should be shot.) Like this for example:

We call that a hypothetical question, so you don't answer that, m'kay?

That isn't what 'hypothetical' means. You meant 'rhetorical' question. You come down from on high with this lofty intellectual superiority and you don't know the difference between rhetorical and hypothetical? It makes it hard to take you seriously.

We had our free will, we were making and linking our good conversations, and in from left field comes the nazi-mod who bears the rules like an iron fist of law.

Well, well, it's the William Wallace of the internet, here to fight off the oppressive, conversation-annihilating (left field) moderators, whose only goals seem to be the implementation and regulation of senseless freedom-hoarding rules.

Don't flatter yourself. This isn't "V for Vendetta" and just because we have rules doesn't mean that the people who come here are under some kind of oppressive regime and are in need of a savior. (That's what Mystre is good for around here.)

Mecha is hardly a Nazi-moderator and, if anything, has been instrumental in fueling this senseless Kefka-inspired discussion. So, before you slap on the war paint and cry "Freedom" through the valley of cyberspace, keep in mind who you're talking to (You just called a 16 year old Canadian Manitoban a Nazi… twice.)

It never ceases to amaze me that people, the very people we're trying to attract, show up and immediately have a problem with the staff. In the past six months this happening has led me to take a close look at the staff (myself included) and how we do things around here.

And in looking you know what I found? I found a group of people who (for the most part) get along and do the best they can. We've all been friends (in one respect or another) for a very long time and do what we can to make topics interesting, to keep people posting, to keep spam to a minimum and to give members activities (aside posting in the forums) to do while they're here.

And in turn we get these clowns "from a land far away" who waltz in, call some of our best people nazi's, make accusations, and then proceed to lecture us on how/what we're doing wrong.

Thanks, but if anyone gets to judge the staff, it isn't a couple of Johnny-come-lately's from the land of Narnia (or whatever traveling comedy troop the two of you come from.)

Proxy

This was a mod or an admin, i cant remember. That is what he said to us on the forum, and yes he does post like this. Not in pink though, i did that for easy viewing. Here was my response:

That isn't what 'hypothetical' means. You meant 'rhetorical' question. You come down from on high with this lofty intellectual superiority and you don't know the difference between rhetorical and hypothetical? It makes it hard to take you seriously.

I pray to a divine power you aren't serious. Everyone knew what he meant, even if he used the wrong word. If you were indeed serious, then that's still pretty lame to flame someone on grammar. I've posted it before on mog though, so go do some searching of my mighty less than 20 posts. What kind of elitist has nothing better to do than to attack someone because they used the wrong word? Someone very, very bored i think.

As for the rest of your "post", let's just take a bigger view of it as a whole. Apparently you think you're quite the comedian. What with making all the witty comments and --astounding-- hollywood comparisons. Sadly, you won't be taken as seriously as your mod counterparts, because you weren't able to address anything that remotely resembled an issue. Your big pseudo smart self, walks in and calls us a braveheart gang that plays in the land of V for vendetta as well as other hollywood movies.

The only thing that assembled an issue is you bringing up the word nazi. No your staff comments are irrelevant, sorry to tell you. Just like Final, no one directly said anything to you. See, you all seem to keep saying we insulted the staff as a unit. Not true, if you read the posts carefully and try not to overthink the context, those comments did indeed sound general, but they were aimed only at the mods in the thread. You can thank us later though, because i know all of this commotion is making the place slightly, slightly more active.

Of course you wouldn't know what an issue is if it kicked you in the balls would you. Your posting style takes more effort than anyone's style i have ever seen. You center everything, you make 3-5 line paragraphs, and then you sign your name at the bottom. What kind of arrogant, self absorbed, pseudo intellect needs to make himself feel that high and mighty by using all the posting options, that you have to center and sign your name? Someone asked you that once, i read back in time. You said it was your signature. I'm going to have to shatter your fantasy world here. That isn't your signature buddy. That is you writing your name at the end. You have to manually type the letters "p-r-o-x-y" when you complete every post, then shake the hands of whoever helped you write the post and cheer for a job well done. Do you guys go out to celebrate after every post? Drinks on the house! See, your signature in a forum is the place where people only have to type it once, then save it. It's there until you take it off who knew! Most people put pretty pictures in their signatures, and i was too mezmerized by your animation avatar to notice yours though.

Let me save you the trouble of going through your sacred ritual of centering before you make a post regarding what i said. Yes, you are correct, i didn't address any issues in this post either. Does that make me a hypocrit? Not at all. Look up what the word means before you start tossing it around. The reason i didnt address any issues in my post, is because i try to play at everyone else's level. You seemed to have more fun making weird connections between the real world and movie world, and making witty comments about people and how they act, instead of what they say. So that's the reason i made a post like this, because this is what your posts sound like to everyone else. If you can actually understand that, then i'll give you a cookie before nap time.

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Why am i showing this? I'm giving people examples of street justice. I am far too lazy to quote tim, xion, and yes devils, marvelous, very hot and sexy work, and mines easier to go into detail on.

So read it over, you will notice some things about my style:

-I use lots, and lots of opinions. Why? Harder to argue off than facts. Facts can be overturned by other facts, but opinions dont have the limitations of facts. Opinions can change, they're cool like that.

-Step ahead obviously. Think about how someone can respond to you, then close that out. Make them work to get to you.

-Play your game. Sounds cliche or something, i know, but you have to establish firm control. I do this by playing by their rules. Sounds like a contradictary, but it isn't. I'm able to play by almost any set of rules, and i find it easier to use someone's own things against them than to really do anything myself. It's tons, tons easier.

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Obviously i didnt hit him hard enough. He stumbled, that's easily clear, but he didn't go down from it.

I pray to a divine power you aren't serious. Everyone knew what he meant, even if he used the wrong word. If you were indeed serious, then that's still pretty lame to flame someone on grammar. I've posted it before on mog though, so go do some searching of my mighty less than 20 posts. What kind of elitist has nothing better to do than to attack someone because they used the wrong word? Someone very, very bored i think.

You two show up, touting your intelligence as the reason your voice should be lent credence, and then screw up on semantics. I'd be a fool not to point that out. If you're going to boast about how much smarter you are than everyone else then avoid blatant and obvious mistakes like in the future. Also, if I'd wanted to flame him, I would have. What I did was point out a clear mistake in the midst of an overtly sassy post.

Also, I'm an administrator here. I can comment on whatever I like whenever it pleases me in whatever fashion I deem fit. The two of you come off like prophets from the East and then seem confounded by the idea that people make fun of you for it. You say I didn't address any 'issues' in my last post and I'd say you're right; there aren't any 'issues' here. Global warming is an issue. Over population is an issue. You two are entertainment, not so unlike the freaks in said shows back in the 1920's.

I'm sure you'd like nothing more than for me to defend my posting style and frankly, it's Sunday, I could indulge you. I, however, don't have to explain myself to you or anyone else. I will say, however, centering and writing my screen name at the bottom of the page takes all of 10 seconds. You make it seem like I craft a proclamation every time I post. And while I agree, the style and detail of my posts outshines the casual moron off the street, you hardly have to send off to NASA to know how to do it.

Hypocrite? Maybe before you tell me to look it up (to know the meaning) you should look it up and learn the spelling. You two are such clowns, you especially. You flaunt your intelligence as the reason you have the right to say the things you do when you so obviously lack any kind of understanding of the population here. You hide behind circular logic and recycled statements while you fail entirely to grasp one very simple idea;

We use people like you as long as we can. And then we get rid of them. So keep dancing monkey. If your novelty wears off we'll have no choice but to add you to the list of beheaded jesters.

Proxy

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My response, the killing blow. I'll add in who said what, to make things easier. Agony is some random forumite who seems to agree with us. Proxy is the admin, and i am myself.

You need to read a bit better from now on, and i'll tell you why.

(Agony)

Wow. Despite this thread being entirely TL;DR, it still made me lol a little that the staff members are falling into every trap in the book. You're proving exactly what these new members are saying. Wether they're all sock-puppets or a gang of friends is irrelevent, they're still right. Now, we can all sit here and make ad hominems all day, or you can actually realise that this would just play right into your opponents perception of you. I really want to make an automated crapflooding script that would repeat the words "SERIOUS f**kING BUSINESS" infinately, because none of you seem capable of understanding the meaning of that statement. And you can ban people all you like, just because you silence someone doesn't suddenly make them wrong.

Agony had that one quite nicely, and you just played right into it yourself.

(Me)

What kind of elitist has nothing better to do than to attack someone because they used the wrong word? Someone very, very bored i think.

(Proxy)

Hypocrite? Maybe before you tell me to look it up (to know the meaning) you should look it up and learn the spelling.

OMG I FORGOT AN E ON PURPOSE APOCALYPSE NOW! Baited you twice in the same post. As i said, you obviously understood what i said, and what i meant, so attacking spelling because i forgot a letter is really stupid. Honestly, i'm certain you are the only person that read that word and said "He mispelled something what an idiot". If i butchered the word, by all means attack, but i made a real common mistake that 90% of normal people would make. If i spelled "through" as "thru" you would be up my ass so far i'm your hat. You really don't have anything else to work with, so you flame my spelling and grammar.

It's obvious i have you pretty flustered, so let's keep going.

(Proxy)

You say I didn't address any 'issues' in my last post and I'd say you're right

You agreed with me, i win again.

(Proxy)

Global warming is an issue. Over population is an issue.

Irrelevant. An example of pseudo smarts at work. Global warming is AN issue. Over population is AN issue. They are not THE current issues we're discussing. You lose again.

(Proxy)

And while I agree, the style and detail of my posts outshines the casual moron off the street

You know you just called 99% of the people that use internet forums morons right? Including your fellow staff members. Making sure everyone see's this example of elitism at work. Also, you can't agree with something i didn't say. I didn't say "Proxy's post style is the sexiest thing since breast implants", i said your post style is way too unnecessary for every single post you make. I win again.

(Proxy, and i actually wished i said hiding behind mod powers somewhere in there, but i think it's implied)

Also, I'm an administrator here.

I was waiting for this. Another bait. You're easier than drunk chicks to take home. I don't really remember breaking any rules. I didn't post anything vulgar where vulgar wasn't allowed (i posted about masturbation in the rld oh noes!). I haven't spammed, and you may say i insulted staff. That isn't true either. I shared my opinions about the staff. Granted they were blunt and harsh, but they are still opinions. Am i to be banned for sharing my thoughts? That defeats the purpose of the forum.

Your move sweetums (i used a different smiley, but its vbulletin not pboards, so we cant see it )

Normally i am not one to taunt, and i think taunts are lame. I knew he hates to lose, so i made sure he knew i was superior. Rare example of me using a lame, stupid and retarded kid taunt

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Class session once more. From what we learned, read carefully on this one. In my post, i quoted as usual. Quoting is good because then someone cant alter a post, like they would anyway, but it's more official. Also (learned it from Ric, go figure) i quoted him denying things, then quoted him saying things that made him say he does things he says he doesn't do. In short, hypocritE. Quoting again, while using other, more credible (i'm credible enough you ass clowns >_>) members to debunk the opponent. It works well.

Still on quoting, notice the selective quoting i did. Compare the original to the one i did. I used a lot of messages, but i used half of them. I used the half that's incriminating to himself, if he didn't have the other half. What this does, is make him TECHNICALLY say things, when he didn't mean them. Most people are too stupid to even say the simplest, and easiest way to brush all of that off, which is "next time quote the entire thing, not just part". This is a huge tip i'm giving you, write it down.

Also, the quote style is indeed a magical way to fight. It allows you to attack someone, without offering any weakspots on your defense. It's like standing their with a shield up, then waiting for the opponent to attack, and then counter attacking before they can do anything about it. You next to never initiate the attack on the quoting stance. I'm a little more advanced than average players, so i'm able to mix multiple styles that you are not yet aware of grasshopper. Examples of the quoting style can be seen in the above post, obviously. Again, notice how, i'll use this one as an example:

Proxy: And while I agree, the style and detail of my posts outshines the casual moron off the street

There was another half to that message, but i only used this part. Why? So i can say this without fear of retaliation:

Me: You know you just called 99% of the people that use internet forums morons right? Including your fellow staff members. Making sure everyone see's this example of elitism at work.

This was an attempt to turn public interest against him, as well as piss him off. I think i succeeded.

Some smaller tips, but highly important. If someone actually does hit you solidly on something, play it off. Exaggeration works best. The hypocrite line? I honestly didn't know how to spell the word. I made it seem like i could afterwords though, and yes i did plan on him nailing me for it if i was wrong. Don't fool yourselves, that was indeed a trap with bait, even though it was unnecessary, and potentially not needed, i made sure i had it ready IN CASE. I can't stress the importance enough, you MUST cover your back. It's tedious, but it can save you.

You have to establish control early, and fast. If you launch the initial attack (such is my style, i prefer ambushing someone since it makes it harder for them to counter me) make sure you don't include anything that can hurt you. Hit them on what they said or did, and that only. Give them as little to work with as possible. Experienced fighters, such as myself, are able to counteract this of course. It becomes a fight of who can make the most technicallities and establish a foothold on the other. If you attack first, close them out. Do not give them the chance to fight back. If someone ambushes you, keep your cool. You have to be able to survive the first hit and keep your wits about you. On your counterattack to the ambush, you must, it's imperative, you MUST cripple them, and force them to play by your rules.

[Fullmetal]

Typing this while listening to Rhapsody of Fire's "Power of the Dragonflame" album. I only mentioned it because Xion mentions it when he posts, and it sounds cool hehe.

As emo (almost as fast as the term emo appeared did it become an insult. comedy) as it sounds, everyone's selfish. To an extent of course, and to even say that i'm going to need to use an extreme hypertechnicallity to justify it. This is just to show you how stupid saying this kind of crap is. Calling anyone selfish, is nothing knew. Humans are selfish creatures by nature. We use others for our personal gain without remorse, and use some half ass logic like "in the name of progress" and such things to justify it.

To pass this on to all the citizens and make you all selfish too, i'll let you know how you are. If you have ever done anything you wanted, you are being selfish. Ever call someone on the phone? You're selfish. You called them when you wanted, and when you had the free time. You don't know if they were busy or not before hand. Why are you being so mean and using other people? You use them for the personal gain of sharing your voice, and heaven forbid you share feelings and opinions!

Have you ever wore clothes? You were selfish enough to use defenseless resources like cotton and general linen, to make them into something they may not want to be! Then you parade them around like a trophy to show it off to everyone else in the world. What's worse is most of you compare! You compare your trophies to other people's in an effort to be superior. How disgusting!

Ever eaten something? Yes, you're selfish. That cow may have had better things to do like eating grass and drinking water before you shamelessly killed him to eat him. Of course the cow was being selfish by drinking water. That water had better things to do like evaporate and rain again! Hell you may be the type of wastes nothing, so you sold the cows tongue to mexicans to eat, and you made pants and a couch out of what you couldnt eat. The hooves and stuff could be used for dog food, no one knows what's in that crap.

I hope you feel good about yourselves, you're all selfish. You use this stuff for the personal gain of surviving. We should all stop this and just lay there until we die, then we wouldnt be selfish anymore. That just brings the fact up you can't die easily either. You laying there until you waste away uses precious air! Other selfish people need that! Stop being so selfish!

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Now with easy breaking points for easier reading!

Religion, holy crap. I'm opening the Pandora's box of all logic once more! Sorry, no ideology fights this time guys. We're sticking to what i know how to do best.

Churches have the greatest tax evasion plot in history. Churches 99% of the time own a decent size, decent looking, and decent location for property. They get away with this premium location for free. The only thing they pay for, if anything is the cost of building the church itself. Even then the government might FUND this construction. Whats even worse, is they trap a bunch of people inside, and then take your wallet. They tell you God needs the money. Yes, a formless divine being needs 5 dollars from me. I dont mind paying, dont get that wrong. I just wish the priest would say "i need this money to eat" and i would have no problem. Honesty is rare. Besides, churches can host fund raisers (i believe government still regulates these, but i'm not certain) and bake sales. That makes decent money.

Let's not forget, these guys DO NOT PAY TAXES. What's wrong with that? It seems like the government protects church, in amendment rights as well as funding (potentially), but then says with a sturn voice: "Church! Don't you go and play with State now, thems the wrong crowd for you, you got me boy?" church meekly replies "Yes'm papa Government". Of course, church still sneaks into papa governments room and screws up his political plans. This produces a real screwed up sect of people known as "the religious right" that sent my country along with it's government into a nose dive since the year 2000. I hate getting into politics, but i'll touch on it. This new religious right, is unlike anything i have ever seen. They seem to be the embodiment of everything i see wrong in religion. This new government of mine, just passed a bill that in a nutshell said the president has the legal authority to interpret the geneva convention laws as he pleases. Either that or he's allowed to ignore them, i cant remember. I remember the final consensus was the president cannot mutilate, rape, or murder victims. EVERYTHING ELSE IS COOL. Holy shit, that's definately going off the deep end. It's bad enough we have no allies left in the world, our economy is gone (it may be steadily rising according to fox news, but if they knew anything they would know the economy was as far down as it could go without being the second Depression, so the only way to go was UP) and a bunch of christian fundamentalists want to nuke israel so jesus will come. Marvelous.

The above was kind of off topic, i get carried away. On track: religion pays no taxes, but is protected by the government. If we taxed church its not like anything would be substantially different. The people of God just need his book, not the nice black silk and velvet robes some priests sport. Carlin once said "taxing the catholic church alone could wipe out the federal defecit". i say we give that one a shot some time. Of course, Bill Maher had this to say, along with author Reza Aslan:

Maher: Religion deserves to be taxed
Aslan: Good point Bill, what do you think is a fair tax % for your soul?

Oh man, that was good for a laugh. No lie, both of them laughed afterwards.

Yes, religion is open in the boundaries of: taxing, and church in the government. nothing else.

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Street Justice Heroes! Where? In the TV mommy! My word!

Yes, here is where i will tell you where to find examples of media style street justice.

Bill Maher.

Has a show on HBO. Watch it, it's where i get most of my political news. Even though Maher is a liberal, he stays objective. When people, liberal or conservative, get out of line, he unleashes justice upon them. Hammer worthy? You would think that, but he's a rare hammer striker. His audience makes you think he does, but here's the secret. The audience to that show will cheer and clap to ANY smart sounding liberal, or current hot button issue that goes liberal. You can go on that show, and say "we need to pull out of iraq, we are there for causes that dont exist" and everyone will go nuts. Maher is a hero, his audience is full of pseudos, but i avoid politics most of the time.

Jon Stewart.

More justice, and a hammer wielder than his counterpart Colbert. Stewart keeps it unbiased as always, and goes into his battles knowing everything on both sides. Effective way to play indeed. You can recognize Stewarts hammer very easilly. The smile disappears from his face, he leans in close, and says very calmly, a message. The message is delivered clearly, bluntly, truthfully, and everything else required of the Hammer. Jon rarely, rarely uses his Hammer though. It's only for extreme situations. I remember, one man on his show said something along the lines of "homosexuality is wrong" and stewart hit him with a 1 liner so hard, the man just sat there. A few seconds after a commercial rolled. There might have been more talking in between the hammer and commercial, but it definately was from Jon saying something to get the public to think about something else. He plays a great Judge, and is worthy of being a hero.

====================

I'll enlighten you to a fictional Street Justice Hero.

Jack McCoy, from law and order. If you havent seen him work, it's truely magical. He plays by his own set of rules, and is a devestating prosecutor. Brilliant tactics that work off mere impulse and bluffs, such as trying to get a confession out of a witness with no evidence at all. He'll sit them down, and scare them half to death with how he's going to shatter their case in court, and instead of them getting a 5 year sentence, he's sending them away for LIFE if they don't confess. It's great watching the people crack under the pressure. Another one, is if there's 2 defendants, McCoy will put them in seperate rooms. Again, applying pressure on each individual, until one gives up and sells the other out. It doesn't really matter to McCoy which one did the actual crime, he just wants one of the guilty to go to prison for as long as they can. Whichever one sells out the rest of the group doesn't even get to walk away, they either do less time than the others, or McCoy somehow figures out a way to retry the case, with new evidence, and get the sell out to go to jail for the rest of his life!

A truely cunning Master of Justice indeed. Fictional show or not, it's damn sexy.

----------

It's time to destroy some hot button words.

Hypocrite is the latest word to kick around in any slightly intelligent discussion. It's ok to use, but it's way overused. People will flag others as hypocrites just to sound smart or piss them off, or even drive a point if someone else is watching.

Here's what's wrong though. Sometimes, people call others hypocrites on things they did in the past. Like a child calling the parent a hypocrite because the parent did drugs and is telling the child not to. That is total horse shit, and here is why. On some things, like drugs, someone who has tried it will know why it's wrong. I can't really find the correct word to express my outrage right there. It's called learning from experience you moron. There are indeed some instances, as hard as it may be to fathom, where it's OK to be a hypocrite. If you learned from your mistake, and tell someone else not to do the same thing you did, you're just looking out for them. Hypocrite should not be used in this situation.

Hypocrite is also used as a justification. This is just as wrong as the above misuseage of the word. If someone is doing something wrong, then tells you not to do it either, it's almost the same thing as the drug thing. Even if the hypocrite in question is doing the act that everyone knows is wrong, telling you not to do it is still fine. It's called advice, give it a shot sometime. Now, someone that is in this position, will call the other a hypocrite. This is another wrong use of the word. Yes, they are indeed a hypocrite (you finally used it in the right context!) but you did one thing wrong. You used the word hypocrite, to justify yourself for doing something wrong. Never, use this word as a justification for your wrong doings, it's really stupid. The worse part is, there are so many pseudo's out there, that as soon as they hear this hot word, they speak up:

1: You're a hypocrite!
Hypo: I'm just trying to help you
Crowd: He's right! Why should anyone listen to you hypocrite?!

And so the psedo's and the original moron go on with their lives, continuing to do wrongdoings because they think a hypocrite in their life is the perfect reason to keep doing it.

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Hammer Corruption.

My recent trip to FFH left me weary and fatigued. After all was said and done, i noticed i was insanely irritable. I was snapping at people all over the place. Not just online, but my family, and my offline people. I was out of control. Blatant abuse of the Hammer, left me addicted to it. I was ready to smash anyone that pissed me off, just because i knew i could. This is the wrong way to do things. The corruption from this unholy thing, killed most of my sense of humor, and instilled a sense of total elitism on me. Maybe FFH did that to me, but i still blame the hammer.

Before the campaign, i had used the hammer maybe 15 times in my life, somewhere around that number. At FFH i used it maybe 3 or 4 times. It isn't meant to be used that often, and in that quick of a succession. I found myself relying on the thing, instead of using it as an extension of my power. It was using me, instead of me using it. Like all power, it can corrupt even the strongest of willpowers. I didn't realize it had done this to me until yesterday. I was ready to swing at anyone! I needed to stop, so that's why i wrote this today.

I'm going to hang the cursed thing up, if only for a little while, to detox my body from it's dependance. Hopefully, in time my sense of humor will restore itself, and i'll calm down. It seems to be ok so far, so i have confidence.

====================

This is the end of an era. Eric, my buddy for over 6 years, the first and only hetero lifemate, has fallen off. After 6 long years he finally snapped. He has been kicked from the top, into the lowest possible form of human existence. He is GONE to me. According to the cool chart, he doesn't exist anymore. Here for you, is the final story of how it went down. The story starts about me asking if he ever had a fight with his girlfriend. Notice, there isn't much justice on my part. It's 11:30 at night, i already retired the hammer for a bit, and i wasnt in the mood to win this one, so i took all the hits.

This is what 6 years will do to someone that never vents their feelings, then picks a girlfriend over their best friend. Pay attention, the lessons here are timeless.

Eric says:
disagreements yes, fights no

Fullmetal says:
you sound submissive
Fullmetal says:
very submissive

Eric says:
we understand each other in a whole other lvl

Fullmetal says:
must be a maturity thing then
Fullmetal says:
older women~~~

Eric says:
nothing to do with age

Fullmetal says:
well, that makes it official circular logic
Fullmetal says:
shit
Fullmetal says:
i lost my thought


This is where this officially ends the friendship. Eric knew he did it right here and then.



Eric says:
thats ok
Eric says:
In fear for you i stopped there anyways

Fullmetal says:
you're awfully vague
Fullmetal says:
im worried

Eric says:
thats the idea

Fullmetal says:
you bitch
Fullmetal says:
i hate vvague people
Fullmetal says:
minus a v

Eric says:
makes you think

Fullmetal says:
it frustrates me when people are mysterious
Fullmetal says:
because mysterious people usually have nothing interesting in vague statements
Fullmetal says:
i talk to one girl who will always tell me open ended stuff
Fullmetal says:
like "he said that back then, so now i wonder.........................."

Eric says:
simple as this

Fullmetal says:
its infuriating

Eric says:
you moved from beating on yourself to someone else

Fullmetal says:
yea
Fullmetal says:
big time

Eric says:
now you come to me saying you're a changed man and pointing out what you think are my flaws etc

Fullmetal says:
!
Fullmetal says:
thats pretty insightful
Fullmetal says:
and surprising

Eric says:
and for fear of hurting you, i dont want to give you more to think about

----------

That was the intro, this is the fight.



Fullmetal says:
sigh
Fullmetal says:
im done then, you stole my fun

Eric says:
hehe
Eric says:
sorry then
Eric says:
that was also with a smile

Fullmetal says:
its easy for you to say
Fullmetal says:
i cant come back at you with anything

Eric says:
sorry man, i hope you're happy, but now im kind of feeling sad for you

Fullmetal says:
do you honestly think that?

Eric says:
if you honestly treat people like that, then yes

Fullmetal says:
its not often
Fullmetal says:
but whatever
Fullmetal says:
feel sad all you like, ill call this done now

^ first attempt to walk away

Eric says:
alright
Eric says:
ill see ya around
Eric says:
unless if you stop showing yourself on msn
Eric says:
btw
Eric says:
thats me being pissed off too

Fullmetal says:
it wasnt much heh

Eric says:
its not

Fullmetal says:
but i can understand

Eric says:
I dont like hurting people

Fullmetal says:
hurting? yes and no

Eric says:
I know
Eric says:
I gave you some stuff to think about

Fullmetal says:
i just know that we wont be eye to eye, and the glory days of old are over

^ second attempt to walk away

Eric says:
you can manifest that into whatever you want

Fullmetal says:
hardly, you gave me a passing thought

Eric says:
not surprised thats your conclusion
Eric says:
you always gave that impression
Eric says:
and you say im boring

Fullmetal says:
go off then eric, let me hear it all
Fullmetal says:
dont say anything if you arent going to finish it

Eric says:
eh not worth it, my right arm is falling asleep from leaning on it

Fullmetal says:
apparently this is 6 years, or the last 2 hours coming back at me
Fullmetal says:
i dont know

Eric says:
nah

Fullmetal says:
if you've had shit to say before you should have said it

Eric says:
you said it yourself

Fullmetal says:
and now you're stopping?

Eric says:
cant let people control me right?
Eric says:
i cant give you everything you want all the time

^ most of the stuff said here, was standard pseudo bullcrap. most people that drop off vague stuff like this and say it's to annoy you, actually dont have anything to say. erics a moron that cant flame worth a d**n anyway, which you will see shortly. maybe because it happened to me, but i honestly dont see anything that really makes sense. lots of open ended crap.

----------

Fullmetal says:
a reason for why you dislike my behavior is different

Eric says:
nah
Eric says:
not dislike
Eric says:
maybe just moved on

Fullmetal says:
you obviously find something wrong with it

Eric says:
its fun talking to you and everything, but lke you said, glory days of old are over

^ he figured out that we're done after this conversation forever

Fullmetal says:
yea, i thought as much

Eric says:
and I for one can move on with reality instead of living in my own little world

Fullmetal says:
makes me wonder how long you really wanted to say that

Eric says:
nah
Eric says:
im just in a bad mood today thats all
Eric says:
Ill probably want to take it all back tomorrow when im lvl headed, but its too isnt it? so oh well
Eric says:
too late, I meant

Fullmetal says:
its already said, you're right

Eric says:
you also got what you wanted so you can move on too

Fullmetal says:
i plan to not talk to you after this, so say what you want now. i didnt realize how you felt, and now that i know why stick around?

Eric says:
and honestly man, people idolizing you in forums? come on, thats having a bunch of geeks admiring you
Eric says:
which honestly...is almost as low as it gets
Eric says:
you're right arent you? your decision, always was

^ i never said anyone idolizes me, and the rest is him talking out of his ass

Fullmetal says:
well just so you know you picked up an internet girlfriend, thats pretty desperate yourself
Fullmetal says:
i made that mistake once and it was done
Fullmetal says:
i may have went on and on about it
Fullmetal says:
and said envious things

Eric says:
hehe thats better than the trivial hardships of dating etc

Fullmetal says:
hardly
Fullmetal says:
you have no experience in life
Fullmetal says:
good or bad

Eric says:
you always told me how people are so closed minded, that they go for outer appearances rather than inner
Eric says:
like I said, i hope your girl is worth it

Fullmetal says:
she is indeed

Eric says:
eye candy is just eye candy, its not something you want to keep for long

Fullmetal says:
i dont use her for eye candy, for the record
Fullmetal says:
i stuck to my guns about my love decisions

Eric says:
and where do you get off saying i have no experience in life? Excuse me, but if having to live your life to be experienced is life is what it takes...then you just proved to me how small your world is
Eric says:
a world where its all about you, and how sad you used to be, and how sad you've become
Eric says:
I pity you man, its saddening

^ most people that drop the pity line are pathetic themselves. it shows you really cant do much other than talk down to someone, and what he doesn't know is i could be tearing him to shreds right now.

Fullmetal says:
i was expecting this years ago

Eric says:
so you're not blind
Eric says:
just closeminded

Fullmetal says:
you more or less lied to me then

Eric says:
nah I didnt

Fullmetal says:
i asked you many times if anythings wrong and you always said no

^ most of this from him is out of his ass as well. i'm not saying i'm closeminded or not (which im not), i'm saying he is disagreeing then agreeing. he really has no message here.

----------

This thing starts winding down.


Eric says:
dont have a reason to

Fullmetal says:
guess not
Fullmetal says:
anything else?

^ third attempt to walk away

Eric says:
what else do you want to know?

Fullmetal says:
whatever you want to tell me

Eric says:
eh you ask me
Eric says:
do I still feel stoic to you?

Fullmetal says:
not as much
Fullmetal says:
i already know my world revolves around me

Eric says:
who doesnt?

Fullmetal says:
haha

Eric says:
if you made a place to worship yourself then you cant get anymore obvious can you

^ he's referring to this thread.

Fullmetal says:
on the contrary
Fullmetal says:
my forum thing, i just post
Fullmetal says:
they come to me
Fullmetal says:
and if they're geeks who cares
Fullmetal says:
they're still cool to me

Eric says:
agreed

Fullmetal says:
and if you're going to hate on internet people you have to realize you have an online relationship, thats a lot worse than having online pals
Fullmetal says:
you type you love someone to a webcam

^ my only real attempt at a burn. his response is a typical one, i pissed him off, so he acted like it didnt matter. the correct response would be something referring to how love knows no boundaries, not trying to belittle me.

Eric says:
hehe you're funny

Fullmetal says:
i try to be

Eric says:
didnt you just say geeks are people? Implied anyways
Eric says:
its the same here
Eric says:
to fail to recognize it, is contradicting yourself
Eric says:
but you're smart like that

^ please, someone else tell me they saw no sense at all in this. he said i contradicted myself by rewording my message, then agreed with me. that makes no sense.

Fullmetal says:
actually you contradicted yourself
Fullmetal says:
heres how
Fullmetal says:
i never called them geeks, you did
Fullmetal says:
so its ok for me to call them people
Fullmetal says:
you cant

^ feeble defense attempt by me, but it really didnt take much effort. a minor attempt at Justice.

Eric says:
actually you did

Fullmetal says:
if i did its quoting you
Fullmetal says:
i never said "yea my online friends are losers"

Eric says:
Fullmetal says:
and if they're geeks who cares
Fullmetal says:
they're still cool to me
Eric says:
you're suggesting it

Fullmetal says:
that means i dont care smart ass

Eric says:
simple english
Eric says:
go ask your teacher
Eric says:
see if you learn something

Fullmetal says:
hahahaha a flame

Eric says:
other than yourself

Fullmetal says:
ah damn
Fullmetal says:
you done?

^ 4th attempt to walk away

Eric says:
up to you
Eric says:
you about ready to call it quits?

Fullmetal says:
im getting bored

Eric says:
see
Eric says:
you're running away

Fullmetal says:
if i contradicted myself you have to at least say you did

^ never denied this

Eric says:
you were always good at that

Fullmetal says:
im running away? im the one asking if you got anything left

Eric says:
yep

Fullmetal says:
then what do you got for me

Eric says:
im getting bored is saying i dont have anything to say unless i give you something to work with
Eric says:
so original

Fullmetal says:
if you say so, i've been on your end before so i know the feeling
Fullmetal says:
but honestly you keep saying the same shit over and over
Fullmetal says:
and i ask you to say something else
Fullmetal says:
and you dont

Eric says:
isnt that what you do?
Eric says:
me me me me

Fullmetal says:
thats good, you finally have an opinion

Eric says:
im changed, now i beat on other people, not myself
Eric says:
ha ha

Fullmetal says:
ok, so im self centered, i beat on others, i have a cult of geeks that love me
Fullmetal says:
anything else?

^ 5th attempt to walk away

Eric says:
dont know
Eric says:
is there?

Fullmetal says:
im asking you
Fullmetal says:
because i dont really know
Fullmetal says:
people arent good at spotting their own flaws

Eric says:
how would I know?
Eric says:
you only come to me when you're hurting

^ please, once more i ask for sanity. i ask him a simple question, and i get this vague stuff. am i the only one that see's the wrongness here?

----------

Fullmetal says:
i've already told you that before
Fullmetal says:
and you never had a problem til now
Fullmetal says:
anyway, what else

Eric says:
see
Eric says:
moving it away from you

Fullmetal says:
?
Fullmetal says:
its 11:30 at night, and regardless of what wuss out run aways im trying, you're still saying nothing new and boring the s hit out of me
Fullmetal says:
and you can tell everyone i ran away i dont really give a shit

^ i was really bored, i've tried to leave 6 times now. he's just being a moron now.

Eric says:
who would

Fullmetal says:
im giving you the chance to say whatever the hell you want before i go

Eric says:
anyone who complains about a self centered wuss would only get preyed upon
Eric says:
eh go for it, just leave
Eric says:
give me what I want, leave please

Fullmetal says:
sounds good

Eric says:
see ya dude

----------

Final synopsis. He said a lot of stuff over and over. I would ask him if there was anything new, and he would respond as a three year old would by saying "i dont know is there?". Seriously, if after a 6 year friendship, you start spouting off like this, i want everything, not half of it.

Suffice to say, this guy is dead to me, and good ridance. I cant really say anything else about this, it sucked.

For the record, you guys arent geeks. It's a really lame defense that i dont normally use, it's when you dont put up a fight with your opponent to take the sting out of what they say to you. It doesn't work real well, but i didnt want to drag this on any longer than needed.

All of this started after i said "you chose your girlfriend over all your friends. you live for her now, you're her puppet." He didnt like it i guess, but then again who would.

Anyway, comments? Honestly, i dont care if its bad or not. If you really think i live to hurt others, say that. If you think my world revolves around me, say that too. If you think Eric is a moron that needs to be hit by a bus, or his internet girlfriend is a psycho puppet master that makes him dance, say that too hehe. I just need to know if i lost my mind somewhere in all of that.

Over and out.

[One Bad Influence]

Masturbation is great. Even if you disagree with why, look at the medical reasons. It boosts self confidence (somehow, personally i havent noticed) it relieves stress, it makes you feel goooooooood, and it can even be a small preventative of depression.

Its fun, its good exercise, its not like it dominates your entire day, and it's even a do-it-yourself type of thing. Self motivation kids! yay! I think our society as a whole needs more masturbation. If more kids are off the street masturbating somewhere, thats less drugs, less violence and other criminal acts they could be committing. Orgasm > drug high. You dont even have to kill yourself to do it.

So spread the word, to your friends and family. Tell them to get others into the joyous art of self pleasuring. It will keep you out of trouble, its practically free, and its just that awesome.

http://masturbateforpeace.com

[Fullmetal]

i'll comment later, after i have time to read.

[Walrus]

You do not need Dayquil or Nyquil. You only need Quil. Your cold does not care what time it is.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA so true, so true.

[Fullmetal]

@ luna your friends are bitches just forget them. i dont need to go into detail talking about each of them individually

i promise a monster post sometime soon guys.

[Giant Squid]

Sadly that's Everlasts only notable song, but I do love it.

[LeaderMarina]

For some reason I always read your rants yet never have anything to contribute... so this is a kind of thanks for posting your rants and stuff.

It's good to know you have a purpose in life. That's pretty cool. Don't know if you care, but hey you entertain me and prove that there's still some good in this world. So I guess your "purpose" is being fulfilled.

I have a request. I'm not sure if you've talked about them, but think you could talk about the substitute people? The one the story never seems to be about, you know? The ones that people forget about, the ones you could plug in with anyone else. If that made any sense...

How come you hardly ever go on msn?

[Fullmetal]

For some reason I always read your rants yet never have anything to contribute... so this is a kind of thanks for posting your rants and stuff.

It's good to know you have a purpose in life. That's pretty cool. Don't know if you care, but hey you entertain me and prove that there's still some good in this world. So I guess your "purpose" is being fulfilled.

I have a request. I'm not sure if you've talked about them, but think you could talk about the substitute people? The one the story never seems to be about, you know? The ones that people forget about, the ones you could plug in with anyone else. If that made any sense...

How come you hardly ever go on msn?

My laptop broke and im too lazy to go on msn, but i'll start making that habit now.

Substitute people are what? i can't really understand that, but it seems like you mean people that are easilly forgotten and leave no major impression.

[LeaderMarina]

Substitute people are what? i can't really understand that, but it seems like you mean people that are easilly forgotten and leave no major impression.

Subsitute people are that, but much more. They are the one that know one really cares about because they're not interesting enough or cool enough. The ones that are just bloody used. And they can't complain. Their life can never be bad. They can never have feelings unless the "main actors" of life have use for those feelings.

Made any sense?

[God]

because msn is gay

[DSX]

Thats an understatement. Its beyond GAY.

[DSX]

Sound like a few people I know.

[kg]

damn adam. looking at all of that-- shit, you've written a ton. write a book, man!

[DSX]

All the previous PD works thrown into same thread, just the first page is the recap.

[Fullmetal]

i left a lot out too which is the funny part.

[oldKelsh]

I'll rant about Highschool, I suppose. I mean, a lot of the classes are just atrocious and they make me quite upset just thinking about them. >_>

Physics class:

It's probably the worst class in the entire highschool life. I don't even quite understand WHY I'm taking it my freshman year, none the less any year. It's extremely hard, and the only class I'm struggling with. Enough from that part, it hurts even worst to do terrible because the teacher actually really really cares about. Every day he gives me an hour speech about how "I'm a lovely, young lady that can do whatever I set my mind to! I can be a model one day, a scientist, an actress, maybe even an astronaut!" AND it doesn't help that he's pretty attractive (hawt actually) for a 24 year old new teacher. He gets really nervous when I talk to him, basically because he knows me and my friend Gail thinks he's hawt.

Aerobics:

If your school doesn't have this class, it's just P.E. with only females that have to run a mile every day and do over two hours of just push ups. It's terrible and it makes me so soar every day. Worst part is, the running wasn't even bad about two months. Not even the many curl ups, videos, and things that make me sweat and want to die. It's that the teacher is a complete bitch and a lesbian. Why would they make a gay oriented woman a female P.E. teacher? I don't understand! She's in the locker room with us, where the majority girls sometimes change their bras to make it more comfortable. It's like WHAD DA FUCK.

I have story to tell of her to. See, my best friend -- Amanda -- is in the class, right? Well, in another P.E. class she has she over worked them for the past month because a small group of teeny boppin' whores were in the back chatting about god knows what. So, Amanda told the principle and then my teacher got all bitchy and PMSey and worked US harder. WHAT THE FUCK. And my principle (the stupid nymph of a woman) just said to me when I talked to her in private, "Well, it's her class, Kelsi, and she can do whatever she wants with it. It's not like she's doing anything against the law".

The only good thing is that I met my best friend in that class and it's the only class I had with her. And now, I'm out of that class. Even though I'm pretty sure I bombed the exam, there for I more likely failed the whole thing all together.

American Government:

All and all, I enjoy the subject of the class. We discuss about the election quite a lot and the teacher is pretty cool in general (even though he seriously doesn't like me). The only bad thing about is this: the flaming bastards that like to debate over the gayest issues. It isn't even just that, they do it terribly.

"OBAMA IS BLACK AND I THINK WE NEED A CHANGE IN THE GOVERMENT"

First off, a race isn't going to change the government. It's the political party, even though the nigger chick probably had no clue what political parties are. They're all really annoying, only a few kids actually should be allowed to put their 2 cents in. For reals, man.

Cliques:

It's weird, I'm actually not secluded from any cliques. So, for once, you'll be hearing it from the other side of highschool. The chick that everyone actually likes for some fucking weird reason (probably my looks and that I'm very very flexible to my personality). There are plenty of cliques, and I'm friends with at least one of them so I get the gossip (aren't I lovely?).

The most popular one is probably the Skaters. They're extremely annoying, wearing Fall Out Boy t-shirts, and half of them don't even skate. They just own one and walk about trying to be the shit. They grow their hair out, wear eyeliner, boy pants, and hit on the girls constantly. The girls are sluts, and make good things terrible (Hello Kitty, Disney shit). They always always put the same thing on their Myspace profiles (lolol). Here's this fag Micheal (who's obsessed with me and my friend Amanda, desperate):

My name is Michael.
I prefer to use the nickname "Cone".
I love to play games with people's heads and frustrate them to no end.
I don't believe in God or belong to a religion.
Im kind of shy. Not a real talker at first.
I don't dress a certain way or have a real social label.
Just like everyone else, I have my troubles so don't take it personally.
I like to occasionally skate. Im not that good. Kinda bad actually.
My favorite band changes frequently.
Silverstein is the most amazing band ever. Pure inspiration .
I'm not afraid to speak my mind, but I still know when not to though. I'm not that ignorant.
People who use the phrase "Yo Mama" are pretty stupid.
I'm a freshman at Mehlville Sr. High. I really hate school.
Ed used to say that I was half Emo. I kind of have a split personality.
I'm arachnaphobic.
Sometimes, I'm a real jackass, then again, who isn't at times?
People always tell me I look older than I am, I don't know why though.
I absolutely love horror movies. Yeah, I'm a fanatic.
I'm always on my phone,Facebook or Myspace. Yeah, I'm a nerd.
I think all things just happen, not for a reason.
I dont really give a damn what anyone says about me.
Stuck up people are just arrogant, not cool.
I believe most people need to get bigger than themselves.
I want to grow up to be a writer or psychiatrist.
I love Amanda Atkinson.12-24-07
If you don't like me, thats fine, just keep it to yourself.

Pretty fucking annoying if you ask me.

Another thing about them is that they always have names like "Micheal Massacre" "Emma Epidemic" "Bobby Bistro". What the fuck. You aren't cool, I'm sorry, just keep your name as your first one or at least make it spiffy like Kelsh. kthanks fags.

Labels is another topic I'm pretty pissed about. I mean, in general, I label people a lot. I see a person wearing black I'll call them emo or goth, sure. All that jazz, you know? But what made me angry about this topic is that in the nerd group I occasionally talk to this chick said:

"I don't think I like you, Kelsi. You wear hollister and you straighten you hair you talk to those snobby preps."

Even when it's positive comments like:

"Kelsi, you're the coolest preppy girl ever. I usually HATE THEM. MY GOD."

It upsets me to see that nerds are so insecure they have to bring down hawt, social chicks that guys like. Really. I know it seems like I'm an egotistical bitch, but hey, it's the truth and you all know it.



I think that's all I can type right now. My neck hurts.

[Hicky]

I'll rant about Highschool, I suppose. I mean, a lot of the classes are just atrocious and they make me quite upset just thinking about them. >_>

Physics class:

It's probably the worst class in the entire highschool life. I don't even quite understand WHY I'm taking it my freshman year, none the less any year. It's extremely hard, and the only class I'm struggling with. Enough from that part, it hurts even worst to do terrible because the teacher actually really really cares about. Every day he gives me an hour speech about how "I'm a lovely, young lady that can do whatever I set my mind to! I can be a model one day, a scientist, an actress, maybe even an astronaut!" AND it doesn't help that he's pretty attractive (hawt actually) for a 24 year old new teacher. He gets really nervous when I talk to him, basically because he knows me and my friend Gail thinks he's hawt.

Aerobics:

If your school doesn't have this class, it's just P.E. with only females that have to run a mile every day and do over two hours of just push ups. It's terrible and it makes me so soar every day. Worst part is, the running wasn't even bad about two months. Not even the many curl ups, videos, and things that make me sweat and want to die. It's that the teacher is a complete bitch and a lesbian. Why would they make a gay oriented woman a female P.E. teacher? I don't understand! She's in the locker room with us, where the majority girls sometimes change their bras to make it more comfortable. It's like WHAD DA FUCK.

I have story to tell of her to. See, my best friend -- Amanda -- is in the class, right? Well, in another P.E. class she has she over worked them for the past month because a small group of teeny boppin' whores were in the back chatting about god knows what. So, Amanda told the principle and then my teacher got all bitchy and PMSey and worked US harder. WHAT THE FUCK. And my principle (the stupid nymph of a woman) just said to me when I talked to her in private, "Well, it's her class, Kelsi, and she can do whatever she wants with it. It's not like she's doing anything against the law".

The only good thing is that I met my best friend in that class and it's the only class I had with her. And now, I'm out of that class. Even though I'm pretty sure I bombed the exam, there for I more likely failed the whole thing all together.

American Government:

All and all, I enjoy the subject of the class. We discuss about the election quite a lot and the teacher is pretty cool in general (even though he seriously doesn't like me). The only bad thing about is this: the flaming bastards that like to debate over the gayest issues. It isn't even just that, they do it terribly.

"OBAMA IS BLACK AND I THINK WE NEED A CHANGE IN THE GOVERMENT"

First off, a race isn't going to change the government. It's the political party, even though the nigger chick probably had no clue what political parties are. They're all really annoying, only a few kids actually should be allowed to put their 2 cents in. For reals, man.

Cliques:

It's weird, I'm actually not secluded from any cliques. So, for once, you'll be hearing it from the other side of highschool. The chick that everyone actually likes for some fucking weird reason (probably my looks and that I'm very very flexible to my personality). There are plenty of cliques, and I'm friends with at least one of them so I get the gossip (aren't I lovely?).

The most popular one is probably the Skaters. They're extremely annoying, wearing Fall Out Boy t-shirts, and half of them don't even skate. They just own one and walk about trying to be the shit. They grow their hair out, wear eyeliner, boy pants, and hit on the girls constantly. The girls are sluts, and make good things terrible (Hello Kitty, Disney shit). They always always put the same thing on their Myspace profiles (lolol). Here's this fag Micheal (who's obsessed with me and my friend Amanda, desperate):


Pretty fucking annoying if you ask me.

Another thing about them is that they always have names like "Micheal Massacre" "Emma Epidemic" "Bobby Bistro". What the fuck. You aren't cool, I'm sorry, just keep your name as your first one or at least make it spiffy like Kelsh. kthanks fags.

Labels is another topic I'm pretty pissed about. I mean, in general, I label people a lot. I see a person wearing black I'll call them emo or goth, sure. All that jazz, you know? But what made me angry about this topic is that in the nerd group I occasionally talk to this chick said:

"I don't think I like you, Kelsi. You wear hollister and you straighten you hair you talk to those snobby preps."

Even when it's positive comments like:

"Kelsi, you're the coolest preppy girl ever. I usually HATE THEM. MY GOD."

It upsets me to see that nerds are so insecure they have to bring down hawt, social chicks that guys like. Really. I know it seems like I'm an egotistical bitch, but hey, it's the truth and you all know it.



I think that's all I can type right now. My neck hurts.

what a terrible school!!!!!!!!

[oldKelsh]

what a terrible school!!!!!!!!

I never said my school was terrible, I just felt like bitching about it.

[God]

your right fullmetal that is funny ITS SLAYING ME