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    SORRY IF I READ A BOOK ON SEX CHANGE IN FIFTH GRADE

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    Sex changes are tampering with God's will.

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    APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED

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    Being a woman is no excuse.

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    FULLMETAL WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

    DO YOU THINK IM GOING TO GO BACK AND QUOTE WALRUS'S POST JUST SO I CAN HAVE A MORE SEEMLESS RESPONSE WITHOUT YOU BREAKING IT UP

    BECAUSE THATS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN YOU GODDAM SON OF A BITCH

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    I think i'm the fucking Fullmetal. That's what it says on my Drivers License.

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    A look at a great character.




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    ~Comedians are great. The best comedians are the ones that are formless. What i mean by formless is they transcend gender, race, and normal speech. Carlin is formless. He transcends being white, he doesn't talk about many male things (except the constant jerk off motion to signify when you are getting bullshitted by someone) and his ideas are more thought out. 99% of female comedians stand on stage for 5-60 minutes saying "so men are pigs, am i right ladies? *annoying snicker* (female cheering)". Lots of black comedians you can't even understand. Chappelle, Prior, and Rock are the best here. What's funny about Chris Rock is when he is saying a joke just to joke he has a more overexaggerated voice and it's raspy or something like that. when it's a somewhat philosophical one, he talks like a normal person. Sadly, Seinfeld does not make the cut. "What's the deal with airline food?" has become a comedic slam for a lame joke. If you ever hear it, it's making fun of Jerry because that's all his routine is. "What's the deal with q-tips? they're not q's nor are they tips!"
    I said i'd back this and i hope i can right now. Firstly though, it's cue-tip not q, so i made a typing error. The point stands.

    Popular female comedian.



    Popular male comedian.



    Dane cook is the future by the way.

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    dane cook is awful

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    Dane Cook is hilarious. He's not nearly as obnoxious as he used to be, and youtube didn't have a huge selection of Carlin to use plus that would be unfair to Ellen. Compare the top female comedian to the top male? No contest.

    For those wondering why Ellen didn't support some of the things i said females do is because she's a lesbian, she can't say "men are pigs" for 30 minutes.

    Plus look at what Dane does, his comedy itself in points are funny, but he makes it great by using his body language to show it more. Fantastic.

    edit- i actually had a 3 minute clip of ellen talking about female experiences in dressing rooms but people would say it's even more unfair to use 9 minutes of Dane and 3 of ellen, so i got a bigger clip for her.

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    Sarah Silverman is ok. Better than Ellen.

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    I haven't seen enough of her but i'm sure she's better than Ellen. The things i have seen of Sarah are good and i might classify her as a good comedian if she's formless.

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    That clip of Dane Cook is absolutely amazing.


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    And I really, really don't like said Sarah girl. She just gets under my skin. Blah.


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    Windextor was probably my favorite part of that even though it was a small section.

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    Dane Cook was the first comedian I ever saw, and he's been my favorite ever since.

    I think the first act I saw with him was when he was talking about his nightmares with the Kool-aid man.

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    Dane Cook always came off as an obnoxious fratboy to me.

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    Sarah Silverman isn't funny at all. She swears a lot and thats about all that constitutes her humor.

    Her only real good quality is that she's pretty hot.

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    i think shes ugly and shes jewish

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    Who are we talkin about?I don't know a damn thing what this thread is about.
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    This is a thread of higher discussion and i don't think you're well suited for it if you have to ask.

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    Ok i'll stay out of it.
    Final Fantasy XII:
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    Defeated in 2 hours.

    I'm a Final Fantasy Freak,go figure.

    Weapons i'm working on:

    Tournesol

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    Lv.72 Ashe

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    I'm not much into comedians...

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    conan o'brien

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    O'brien does stand up? He's great just being him.

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