
Originally Posted by
Fullmetal
Women.
I'm not gay and i really like the females (must support manhood. MHM!), but my god how stupid can they be. Not just the feminists though.
They claim to be "complicated" but it's more annoying than anything. You look at relationship aspects. A girl will dump you, say it is not your fault, and want to stay friends. That is just retarded, no guy will stay a girls friend unless they believe they have a chance to get back together. Any person that thinks that chance can happen at that is a fucking fool. A girl dumps you, claims to still have feelings for you but not "love" say some minor shit in their life prevents them from having a boyfriend and instead of fixing that they cut you off. The entire time you sit there and wonder why you did everything right and you get fucked over like this. This is some military style thinking right here. You have problems so you cut off some deadweight.
My main beef with relationship women, they don't want to try. If there's a problem they will break up with you before they try and fix it. You can get yelled at for fucking up a weekend by not doing something nice, so instead of being real, you decide to be nice and TRY to make this thing you don't want to do happen. When the day happens where you should go do said nice thing, something on her end fucks up and leaves you sitting there alone after you cancelled all other potential plans for this. What happens when she blows you off? Not her fault, some shit came up.
If you try to break up with her and she isn't ready? It's 2 hours of sobbing and begging. If a guy gets broken up with it's "wtf?" from him and "it's over it won't work move on with your life". This continues in every aspect of a female behavior.
It's really that easy. Women are massive double standard machines. If they do it to you, it's ok. If you do it to them it is NOT ACCEPTABLE and you are lucky she doesn't break up with you.
Meanwhile they sit there and bitch about every problem and small inconvenience they have in life and you listen patiently and make them feel better, but when you bitch about something you get this lecture about how all you do is complain and never listen. Oh yea sit there for 40 minutes listening about how annoying someone in school is, but then you can't turn around and say you aren't happy with how things are working out between you 2. Yea yours isn't a real problem, so shut up. Public Displaying of Affection by couples on valentines day is SO MUCH DRAMA.
Girls do some mean stuff too. They'll try and keep a failing relationship together while they look for other guys to hook up with instead. I have a good Dane Cook clip to go with that but i've whored youtube a lot today already.
Women suck at arguing too. The reason they seem and claim to win most arguments is because they abandon sense. Chris Rock said this beautifully, he said "a woman isn't in it for sense. she's in it for distance and irritation". Lots of truth to that. Ever see 2 guys argue? I'll put it in a handy text flow chart:
WTF > complaint > other person responds to complaint > reason why he did what he did > fact to support > fact to support > counter example of something similar > understanding by both.
Either that or it breaks out into a fight. I have made so many arguments to females that when you bring up points they just pause, then flatly deny. Never a reason, a fact or counter example. Women fucking suck at arguing. They are infallable in their minds.
In relationships it's more bullshit. They get mad because guys don't commit to them (when in reality a girl just wants to know she has your balls, because most of them are never fully committed to anything except Ben & Jerry). That is some fantastic double talk right there, but Adam can translate:
"I only like it when commit after i'm ready". Doesn't sound too spectacular but check it out. If you claim love or commit to a woman before she's ready, you get these responses:
a) This is moving too fast for me
b) You are psychotic
c) <random bail out excuse. either saying you as a guy are holding on to old relationships or you aren't ready for this>
Also, you have to treat women bad. For some RETARDED reason, they have more fun getting a guy than keeping one. If they have your wallet and your free will, they lose interest extremely fast. You call them when they don't want to call you and you are SMOTHERING them. If you let her call you instead then you don't care about her anymore. There is no medium. You are always either giving too much attention or not enough.
Another simple explanation: They want what they can't have. That isn't just a female thing though, that holds true to a lot of people.
My mom was dating a rich guy that literally jumped through hoops backwards for her whenever she wanted. She dumped him because she, and i quote, "wanted a man that stood up to me and didn't give me everything". Now she's married to my dad and miserable because he's an asshole.
I said it before and it needs repeating. If a woman and a man do the exact same thing to one another, the man is ok with it and the woman is not. I would hang out with my friends instead of my girlfriend and she'd get pissed and talk shit. She does the same thing to me, and i didn't really care. She kept doing it (to piss me off i guess) and when i said wtf she said "I don't see the problem with someone wanting to see their friends".
Tell me that isn't stupid. A girl will break up with you and want to be friends because she's afraid of hurting your feelings or something guilt-free like that. Reality check: It's fucking over just be direct about it. You don't need to lead a guy on for months or years on false hope, then say he's not optimistic when he finally loses that hope and actually considers walking away.
All you live for is dominance over man in any way possible. Get all their money, all their attention, give nothing back and make sure they're happy with that because that's how it's going to be.
I swear it's just stupid like that. Unless you're someone like my dad, most guys are usually chill. They get mad about things worth getting mad about in a relationship, like not spending time or talking to each other. Fears of cheating, things like that. Women complain about everything, they can never be happy.
/sweeping generalization