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    Since I'm not subscribed to a newspaper at my school, I have to rely on yahoo news to stay up-to-date. One of my favorite sections is the Health section, where I can read about diseases and the occasional mental disorder. However, as of late all of the articles are about fat people. Every single day, it's the same thing: "new groundbreaking study declares the rate of obese people is going up!" Common knowledge now, I'd think. I don't pay much attention to it because it's the same information over and over.

    But today something caught my attention.



    Fat people really annoy me, especially the ones who whine about their weight but then don't do anything about it. The lawsuits they throw at McDonalds is just ridculous. You didn't know McDonalds was unhealthy for you if you eat it every meal? Why, couldn't you see yourself getting fatter? My god the idiocy of some people is just amazing.

    On top of that they're pretty disgusting to look at. Nothing is worse than seeing fat jiggle. Ughhhh. I think that may be the thing I don't like most about fat people. The way they look.

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    thats just scary. imagine that person sitting on you.



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    My father and I say the exact same thing all the time. These morons honestly can't see themselves increasing in size and weight? They wait till they're overflowing with blubber before actually going 'WETF LOL OMG IM FAT MUZT DO SOMTING AN CRY ABUT IT ALOT SINC I OBVIULKSY DINT NOTICE'. Obese people smell awful, too. I used to take public transport into the city pretty often in the past, but on one occasion the train was packed and I got stuck in between a bunch of obese people and the smell of their body odour nauseated me to the point where I almost vomitted my ass off, since they obviously sweat alot, being large. Never again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eve View Post
    thats just scary. imagine that person sitting on you.
    x_x That butt is a doombringer.

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    thats just scary. imagine that person sitting on you.
    You'll disappear without a trace, never to be seen again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pikatwo View Post
    You'll disappear without a trace, never to be seen again.
    The newest episode of "Lost".

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    McDonald's isn't the only reason though, the fact that people today are so extremely lazy plays a big role in that too.

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    true, but what I was trying to state with that point is there have been lawsuits of people who try to sue McDonalds because they're fat.

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    I'll bet they're black too.

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    id be ready to bet the right buttock is bigger than the left one

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    Cool Latios no one would even look at thing again to find out. Unless it was Kieth, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cool Latios View Post
    id be ready to bet the right buttock is bigger than the left one
    When you're that fat you don't have separate buttocks. The fat merges it into one.

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    I learned somthing.

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    me too

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    This was a future rant of mine, but the thunder was stolen.

    Maybe i should talk about pharmecies again instead, because people take pills for weight loss and all.

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    post to get off the HEXED number.

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    The lawsuits on McDonalds, while morally and sensibly ridiculous, have fairly solid legal grounds. *tophat and monocle smilie*

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    take your intellectual shit elsewhere, Timothy McDonald!

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    I hate fatties, there end of story
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    I believe about 1/3 of all American dogs are overweight as well. I've seen a study with a higher percentage (50%) but that included cats as well in that study. The percentage aside, fat people likely have fat animals because if they can't regulate what they eat, they probably have a hard time regulating how much food to give to their animals, and if they don't exercise regularly, they probably don't exercise their animals, either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    The lawsuits on McDonalds, while morally and sensibly ridiculous, have fairly solid legal grounds. *tophat and monocle smilie*


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    note the smoking pipe! very dignified

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    he looks too cheerful to be dignified

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    what would you suggest i do

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dead Walrus View Post
    I believe about 1/3 of all American dogs are overweight as well. I've seen a study with a higher percentage (50%) but that included cats as well in that study. The percentage aside, fat people likely have fat animals because if they can't regulate what they eat, they probably have a hard time regulating how much food to give to their animals, and if they don't exercise regularly, they probably don't exercise their animals, either.
    It's higher than that. Check the body mass index thingy. It was a Penn & Teller show, tons of people are overweight.

    The confusion is the difference between overweight and healthy. A fat guy can be tons healthier than a skinny guy. Rare, but doable.

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    I was talking about animals, Adam. Not people.

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