Kelsh! You killed the thread!
You're just jealous that your grama isn't a scam artist, your dad isn't a FBI agent in disguise, and your mom isn't a witch with a broom and hat (really) then kills cats! Oh, and your sister isn't an obesed stripper wanna be.
I have a hard time picturing my super-polite grandmother as a scam artist.
they fool you like that
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.