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    Default Hentai Is Absurd

    Watch a guy have sex bet with a family. If he could satisfy the 3 women then they would have to pay up on the debt they owe him, if he failed to then the debt was forgiven.

    It's absurd i say! Guy has sex with the mom in her bedroom, then the 2 daughters in the living room, then the same 2 daughters in the bathroom, then again with those slutty daughters in the daughters bedroom, then finally fucks the mom from behind while fingering the 2 daughters and all 4 of them orgasm together. The 2 daughters always got fucked as a team what the hell.

    It took all night, and i say how the hell can that guy pull this off? He came periodically in all that and after 2 or 3 he should have been done unless his cock went numb, even then if it went numb it wouldn't stay up. I'm amazed any of them could walk after that.

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    he should have taken them to civil court for the debt

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    I didn't know you watched hentai, Adam. Good man.

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    everybody watches hentai

    only scientology princesses hu think it offends der religion to see people banging each other wood object to it

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    XIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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    No your posts just get deleted.

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    who is xion

    sunds liek a gay pownstar

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    he should have taken them to civil court for the debt
    Well what happened was the guys dad was extorting the family for sex. They had already gone to court and had some settlement papers, the family just hadn't paid up. To give them payment leniency the dad wanted the virginity of the 2 daughters and the son got to fuck the mom.

    After a while the son got jealous of his dad because the dads hot secretary kept praising him, so to prove he was a strong sex beast he made that bet behind his fathers back! It was quite dramatic.

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    wat if we all startid posting leik duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

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    I can understand it still so i don't give a fuck.

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    Fine then FM. Let the world be filled with inperfect waste. I thought we had somthing special OBVIOUSLY NOT because you don't care if the world is filled with lazy kids who don't know how to spell or talk. This is so insane, it goes beyond even saying

    SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    duuuuuuuude is somewhat entertaining sometimes actually

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    Entertaining maybe, but recently just annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fullmetal View Post
    Watch a guy have sex bet with a family. If he could satisfy the 3 women then they would have to pay up on the debt they owe him, if he failed to then the debt was forgiven.

    It's absurd i say! Guy has sex with the mom in her bedroom, then the 2 daughters in the living room, then the same 2 daughters in the bathroom, then again with those slutty daughters in the daughters bedroom, then finally fucks the mom from behind while fingering the 2 daughters and all 4 of them orgasm together. The 2 daughters always got fucked as a team what the hell.

    It took all night, and i say how the hell can that guy pull this off? He came periodically in all that and after 2 or 3 he should have been done unless his cock went numb, even then if it went numb it wouldn't stay up. I'm amazed any of them could walk after that.
    OMG, did he use protection?
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    Quote Originally Posted by duuuuuude View Post
    who is xion

    sunds liek a gay pownstar
    HAHAHAHAHA

    oh if only xion saw that

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    The women being able to move normally is no surprise to me, but that ordeal sounds painful to me tbqh.

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    giant squid i'd like to be the first to congratulate you for that superb abbreviation

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    it took me a few seconds to understand what it stood for

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    I'm not quite sure. Clue me in.

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    I don't get it... is it to be quite somthing?

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    to be quite honest

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    Oh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangerGirl View Post
    OMG, did he use protection?
    No way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fullmetal View Post
    No way.
    This cries out "babies with 12 toes," just waiting to happen.
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    I think you are confused. The dad was a different dad than the one of the daughters. There was nothing incestuous here.

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