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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    i have a debate on tuesday - had all of two months to prepare, naturally procrastinated and researched/wrote it all in an hour right there. motion is 'genetically modified foods are not essential to end world hunger.' in it i'm discussing mixing plant and animal genes and how that can cause new diseases for humans (i'm thinking someone can make up a pun for that one), i've already come up with 'the great soy bean exodus' to describe how allergies to soy beans in america went up by 50% within a year of genetically modified soy beans being introduced to the usa. other things i talk about include no long-term investigation on genetically modified foods and how it's unknown how much it effects human genetics. i could not give a fuck about the debate at this stage (and to be honest i hate my team as well) so go all out. keep in mind i've already written the debate so i can only edit in hilarious sentences

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    You could easily just say that because of intellectual property law it will be impossible to afford enough GMOs to feed everybody in the world.

    Use the phrase "Overprotective, money-grabbing, corporate scum" a lot

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    Most people would feel uncomfortable about sucking a genetically modified dick, so why should they feel comfortable with genetically modified food?
    JOIN AN RP YOU SLACKERS!

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    fart on stage and blame it on an opposing team member

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    And if they say something you don't have a good counter argument for just say "Your Mother!"
    JOIN AN RP YOU SLACKERS!

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    you guys are useless

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    Instead of Monsanto say "Nutsacko" any time it comes up

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    Use a puppet and vantrilcate your whole debate. And then get in arguments with your puppet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    fart on stage and blame it on an opposing team member
    Yo Rayne that's fucking genius!!! And like be all fucking serious about it too.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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