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    Man Of All Things Merry buckweat's Avatar
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    Default I just had sex with a fat guy

    As soon as I was finished I got dressed and said peace out, and she was crying as I was walking out the door. I plan on never talking to her again

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    ew

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    you probably shouldn't have had sex with a fat girl



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    Yeah I've always wanted to see what it was like though.

    [spoiler]it sucks[/spoiler]

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    I wish I had sex with a fat girl.

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    What constitutes as "fat"?
    "What luck for rulers that men do not think." ~Adolf Hitler
    "you are gay furthermore you like sex with men" ~god

    One of the Seven Deadly Sins of PD: Femme Greed

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    Anything as long as its female and always has been.

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    Well she's not like, super fat, but she has a fair amount of chub on her. I feel so gross

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    Quote Originally Posted by buckweat View Post
    Well she's not like, super fat, but she has a fair amount of chub on her. I feel so gross
    sounds sexy

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    not really no

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    Hey Bucky, did you ever consider the possibility that you're a latent homosexual?
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    Chicks with a little flab are the best. More ass, more boobs, more cushion, win-win-win situtation.

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    Kirby, have you ever consider the posibility that you're a latent homosapien?
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    Your current user title is
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    haha

    Flame,Troll and Spoil

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    Chicks with a little flab are the best. More ass, more boobs, more cushion, win-win-win situtation.
    This is what has made me okay with not being really skinny.
    "What luck for rulers that men do not think." ~Adolf Hitler
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    Girls that are TOO skinny are...*shudder* I'm all MAN, not into nubile young boys.
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    I should be a counselor for females with body issues and self esteem problems. All they would do is walk in my office and I would say "I'd do you."

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    There's a position for you then Kirbs, it's called Sex Offender
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    Id do it.

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    you know... the art in your sig is off... it looks like she had breast cancer....uniboob.
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    Its just suppose to be a silly gif.

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    TBH I'm really not into into skinny skinny girls. I like a healthy woman. I mean there IS a limit to size for example:

    On second thought that would be mean to post a random pic of some random person.

    All I can say is that every girl on PD is not over the "size limit" and to be honest I think all the girls here are well figured and very pretty. You can all use that as a gage if needed. All and all I think if she has a pretty face and funny sense of humor I'm game. I REALLY couldn't see myself avidly pursuing a girl with a nasty personality, complete mental turn off. (Sex is quite mental says Dogar the Scientist) Does that mean I WOULDN'T have sex with a sexy 10? No, but I wouldn't AVIDLY pursue said 10.


    All and all Buckweat you're a pig and I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't make this story up to try and win pervert of the year for 2012. Listen buddy, there is NO ONE on this board more qualified than me. You know why? I do it with class.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogar The Brave View Post
    All and all Buckweat you're a pig
    I think that pretty well sums this up.
    "What luck for rulers that men do not think." ~Adolf Hitler
    "you are gay furthermore you like sex with men" ~god

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    I always heard it was good
    "There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it."
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    In reverie, I felt you holding me. Dogar The Brave's Avatar
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    A climax is a climax.


    Period.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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