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    Default Buckweat: An Erotic Gay Fantasy

    To start this grand tale, we first must look at my humble roots. I've always had a very good memory, so the things I do remember are accurate, but I can't remember every detail from my small child days. When I was but a youngster, around the age of 5 or 6, I always wore windpants. That was exclusively the only thing I ever wore on my lower body, except for shorts during the summer. One day, while innocently watching TV while my parents were in another room, I stroked the remote in an accidental but blissful way. I began to experiment with this and was soon doing it almost every day.

    This lead me to my grammas pool that I spent the days at during summer. Her pool naturally has a filter, and thus a small hole that blows air out. I was the right height so that if I stood against it it was fiercely pleasurable. My grandparents noticed this of course after a while and told me that a snake lived in the filter system. That put an end to that habit but not to my pleasure seeking in general. That was far, far, from over.
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    When you were 6 YEARS old?!
    Originally made by LM:


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    I don't think I remember why or when I started masturbating. its just like magic
    "There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it."
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    i remember perfectly when and how i started masturbating

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    We at war with the army of haters And when we kill em we just smoke 'em like papers. Kelsh's Avatar
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    I suppose it's a guy thing.
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    I don't

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    I have a vague idea but not much at all



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    I suppose it's a guy thing.
    sometimes when we have sleepovers and we're trying to get to sleep, everyone's staring at the ceiling waiting for someone to awkwardly interject, 'tod, do you remember your first time?'

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    We at war with the army of haters And when we kill em we just smoke 'em like papers. Kelsh's Avatar
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    My best friend and I casually talk about each other masturbating.

    "Hey, stop calling me I'm masturbating"
    "aw man sorry"
    "There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    i remember perfectly when and how i started masturbating
    And what a night that was.


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    In reverie, I felt you holding me. Dogar The Brave's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by trixie View Post
    When you were 6 YEARS old?!
    When was your first time Trixie and how did it happen?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    My best friend and I casually talk about each other masturbating.

    "Hey, stop calling me I'm masturbating"
    "aw man sorry"
    Kinky.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    I actually do remember my first time masturbating.
    "What luck for rulers that men do not think." ~Adolf Hitler
    "you are gay furthermore you like sex with men" ~god

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    Tell us more Ranger Girl.

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    In reverie, I felt you holding me. Dogar The Brave's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    Tell us more Ranger Girl.
    Kirby right now.


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    *enters thread*

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    In reverie, I felt you holding me. Dogar The Brave's Avatar
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    *eats an alligator*

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    I thought his thread was going to vanish since pichubro entered.

    Flame,Troll and Spoil

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogar The Brave View Post
    Kirby right now.

    Oh please, he is much more healthy.

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    When I was in the third grade, I had a deep love of Pokemon. Being in third grade though, I had difficulty figuring out some of the puzzles in my Sapphire game. A few Google searches led me to a relatively obscure Pokemon website, you may have heard of it. After just using the guides for a couple of years, I checked out the message boards. Thus, my tailspin into corruption began. Little Uzamaki8, as I was better known then, was naive and innocent. The misc. quickly changed all that. I began to have sexual fantasies for the likes of Kelsh and Eve, girls so much more mature than the 5th and 6th grade girls I knew that wouldn't even talk to boys. I would stay up late nights talking to all my friends from PD on AIM on the boards. They exposed me to things that kids in my grade would never have even dreamed of. I was totally alone in my world, knowing so much more than my simple friends about the ways of the world. This just served to deepen my sexual desire, and consequentially, making me ever more alone.
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    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    hahaha

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    what makes that post funny is that hes probably a 100% serious

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    um

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    In third grade I accidently called my teacher mommy and cried in school a few times. It was also in the middle of about a 5 year span when I literally had no friends.

    wtf buckwheat

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    Aww poor kirby.
    JOIN AN RP YOU SLACKERS!

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    I had the worst elementary school years. I didn't start making serious friends until 6th grade.

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