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    WeLl you"ve got PD now kirbs, you autistic little fuck, we'll always be here for you. Unless the gubment shuts us down.
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    Yea Kirby, at least you didn't throw up on your elementary teacher... thats about the time my grades "mysteriously" started to fall, good thing no one gives 2 shits about elementary school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buckweat View Post
    When I was in the third grade, I had a deep love of Pokemon. Being in third grade though, I had difficulty figuring out some of the puzzles in my Sapphire game. A few Google searches led me to a relatively obscure Pokemon website, you may have heard of it. After just using the guides for a couple of years, I checked out the message boards. Thus, my tailspin into corruption began. Little Uzamaki8, as I was better known then, was naive and innocent. The misc. quickly changed all that. I began to have sexual fantasies for the likes of Kelsh and Eve, girls so much more mature than the 5th and 6th grade girls I knew that wouldn't even talk to boys. I would stay up late nights talking to all my friends from PD on AIM on the boards. They exposed me to things that kids in my grade would never have even dreamed of. I was totally alone in my world, knowing so much more than my simple friends about the ways of the world. This just served to deepen my sexual desire, and consequentially, making me ever more alone.
    I didn't know continuously iming me on AIM as I ignored you was giving you your sexual desires.
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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    I didn't know continuously iming me on AIM as I ignored you was giving you your sexual desires.
    probably thought you were playing hard to get

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    I was in like 5th/6th grade and it was more so Eve than Kelsh, but yes, I distinctly remember at one point during that time-frame thinking "Kelsh is the most beautiful girl in the world."
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    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    jesus buckweat get a hint and STOP

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    I'm giving a timeline of 5th/6th grade deluded mind, not commenting on present events. If that was the case, I'd say "Hey Kelsh hmu on Facebook, girl" like I do to girls up at the ski resort, but as you can see, such is not the case.
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    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buckweat View Post
    I distinctly remember at one point during that time-frame thinking "Kelsh is the most beautiful girl in the world."

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    i like buckweat now

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    i dont

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    Oh buckwheat.

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    .... oh



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    Quote Originally Posted by Eve View Post
    .... oh
    Piet.
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm Piet!

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    One must bear in mind that this is a tale of my early years, and these feeling are no longer anywhere close to my present state. Also, it bears mention that Mex was definitely the person I liked most on here back then, we used to talk on the phone late at night most nights and it was one of the happiest times of my life, if only because of my youthful naivety and innocence.
    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    what about .. eyebrows God's Avatar
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    mex introduced many young boys to the world of sexual deviancy

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    but not as many as ks

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    Quote Originally Posted by buckweat View Post
    I was in like 5th/6th grade and it was more so Eve than Kelsh, but yes, I distinctly remember at one point during that time-frame thinking "Kelsh is the most beautiful girl in the world."
    "There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it."
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    Rejected...



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    Haha I'm being 100% serious, this story so far contains no factual inaccuracies, despite being highly embarrassing up to this point.
    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    Vanity of vanities, all is vanity Hicky's Avatar
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    Kelsh is pretty good-looking

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    why are you doing this to yourself buckweat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hicky View Post
    Kelsh is pretty good-looking
    why thank you.
    "There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it."
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    Lord why are you an elitist fuck
    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    shes ok

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    Rayne is a complete charmer



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