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    Default This girl wants to hang out right now

    Do I? Keep in mind that if we hang out it will obviously end in at LEAST a blowjob.






    EDIT: Girl on the left
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    Wait. She wants to hang out RIGHT NOW yet you stopped to ask PD?
    Just do it.

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    AND presumably wait for a reply?
    Just do it.

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    That's latent homosexuality bro. Cut it out.
    Just do it.

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    Yes I'm waiting for a reply
    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    Go for it. Worst case scenario, she also punches you in the face.
    777

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    My issue here is she loves Lil' Wayne and I have a research paper to write...I suppose I have time though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Henri View Post
    That's latent homosexuality bro.
    Hmm...

    I see a pattern.

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    V
    Just do it.

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    wouldnt hit it
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    I think I'd have more fun with shorty on the right.
    Just do it.

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    Oh shit I think I'm dyslexic
    Just do it.

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    Ew they're at a beach.


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    Ok seriously buckwheat do you act like 10 times better in real life than you do online, because I have no idea how you are able to get girls.

    I am jealous bro tell me your secretes.

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    Not all girls go for a good personality.

    Example, my dormmates down the hall date stoners and laugh at their bad jokes...

    "You're stupid."
    "Your mom is stupid!"
    "HAHAHAHAHA!"

    For like two hours straight last night... -

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    Yes, my online persona is drastically different than how I act when around the womenfolk. Plus, I have no "one" persona when I'm around girls, you gotta feel out the woman and adapt if you want to get it. Not all girls want the sensitive type, not all girls want a badass. You gotta be able to play on every area of the ice if you wanna score goals in the NHL, so to speak. Also, I ended up not hanging out with her because I was on 9gag and watching the NHL skills competition. She said "okay maybe tomorrow then" but I'll be starting and finishing a paper that's due Monday.
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    In reverie, I felt you holding me. Dogar The Brave's Avatar
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    AKA she decided she didn't want to hang out with you.




    I'd fuck it though.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    If you wanna believe that, but I just chose to duck out of it.
    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    She's squeal like a pig if I did her.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    Idk if she'd let you get that far, she's sly as a fox.
    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
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    18?

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    She's 17, but a wise-owl would know that's legal in PA.
    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
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    not for me, no deal

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogar The Brave View Post
    I'd fuck it though.
    whenever a picture of a girl is posted it is assumed that youd want to fuck her. you dont need to confirm it.

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    Not True Rayne, there IS Kirby.
    JOIN AN RP YOU SLACKERS!

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