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    Default PMS Murder Investigation Reopened!

    PokeMasterSean13 was MURDERED.... we all know it. He would never have OD'd. It's HIGH time we cracked open the case files, took a look at the evidence and find the real killer before tragedy strikes again!

    I think we should start by looking at Suspects.... I've got a few of the dossiers right here and I'll let you look and be the judge.



    The Lacemaker... she's from New Zealand...a land of sheep and plains... not much of anything else. They filmed Lord of the Rings indicating that the people are bloodthirsty. Most important however is the fact that she...Had PMS's CHILD! Out of Wedlock mind you. While it would seem she would just attempt to take some sort of legal action to get him to pay child support. He was crafty and could have evaded that. So Vengeance...Nay, JUSTICE is a fierce motive for the girl. Also she's nto around anymore to defend herself. PRIME SUSPECT!




    Dogar The Brave... He was the swinging womanizer of PD LONG before Sean came along. Then PMS showed up and DOMINATED the scene with sheer Pimpness. Dogar would have been literally OOZING with Jealousy. Is Jealousy a big enough motive for Murder.... You tell me. LIKELY SUSPECT!




    Rayne... We all know of Rayne's roots. He's posted himself that only the most immoral MAVERICKS would stoop to the kind of Raw UNCLEANLINESS that PMS13 indulged in. Rayne is not only from India, but he's currently living in the MIDDLE EAST. He would be bound by tradition, religion, and plain moral sentiment to bring a Maverick like PMS13 to proper Justice. He may not have had the personal investment that the Lacemaker had, but his motives may be even more Righteous. BROWN SUSPECT!

    This is just a HINT of the Uncensored, Raw Investiagtive Journalism, I will be doing on my quest to find the Real Killer of our Beloved PokeMasterSean13. Please post any hypotheses or evidence you'd like to bring forward in this thread.
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    Intriguing.

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    pms13 is the worst in-joke ever

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    So, is that a confession?
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    ANOTHER Suspect...



    Lord had a habit of making up new identities....COVER Identities. Like he was hiding something. We all know how he loves the spotlight. PMS13 took the spotlight like no one else. He's in the same boat as Dogar, but he lacks that winning smile, and adds highly suspicious bevahior to the list. Could he have contrived another female alt soley for the purpose of seducing and murdering PMS13? The facts suggest not however... If had had done the deed, his need for recognition would have demanded he make a confession or appear in the guise of the grieving lover. At the very least, he would have left some pompous, mocking note behind to taunt the authorities... still there is a possibility. PRETENTIOUS SUSPECT!
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    Lol leperchan lord.

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    There is more of course...



    ...is it really possible that I could have murdered my lil compadre? I mean yes, we Southerners are often veiwed as a small minded racist lot, and the fact that my race (the neanderthal) far outstrips mere humans in age and glory. It is possible that some neolithic surivivalist rage overcame me and I beat Sean to a pulp with my own meaty fists.... not likely though. PREHISTORIC SUSPECT!
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    Could it be, Xion:Master of Steel...a Murderer? He had a murderous slow moving tonberry as his avatar... There's little evidence, to say one way or the other, we can be sure that he will be here to defend himself. He'll DEFINATELY Be here!
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    Sure, Kirby SEEMED bewildered when Pap-Paps "Wife" posted of Sean's death. However he has a devious autistic mind, that no one can ever truly understand. Plus as a Great Yahoo Answers Master, he had access to all the information he would need...to commit MURDER. Likely indeed. AUTISTIC SUSPECT![

    [edit] also...according to this highly accurate artist's rendition he has fat rolls instead of pants.
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    We All Know Red Cheetah HATED PMS13, We also knew he was a misanthrope and a furfag.... Unfrotuantely for our investigation, we also knew he was far to psuedointellectual and just generally apathetic to comitt the crime. He ahs a shitty car and a shitty job. He's suffered enough to the point that we can't reasonably consider him a suspect. Or Can we? FURRY SUSPECT!
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    My hair is longer than that.

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    Archive Archive Archive Archive Archive Archive!!!!!!



    hahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein

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    I love this thread.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    hahahahahaha
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    Sure, Kirby SEEMED bewildered when Pap-Paps "Wife" posted of Sean's death. However he has a devious autistic mind, that no one can ever truly understand. Plus as a Great Yahoo Answers Master, he had access to all the information he would need...to commit MURDER
    made me lol

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    Amazing on so many levels. xD

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    I really think it's the Lacemaker.
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    ITS NOT THE LACEMAKER. she had incentive ONLY for pms to live, for the child support. he was her meal ticket.
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    did PMS have life insurance? her kids would get the money he had
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    She loved that young boy enough to kill him?

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    There ARE other suspects, I just haven't accessed the dossiers on them.
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    what if pokemastersean13 took his own life?

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    His Pap-Paps wife did say he ODed.

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    i killed him

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