Hey I wanna fuk something

[Xander Crews]

SATANIST! EVERYONE I EAT THE RAIN! THE SHARK ATE ME.

[Seymour]

Sup, bro.

[Xander Crews]

JUDGE JUDY

[Seymour]

Sounds good, bitch.

[Xander Crews]

I HATE NIGGERS

[Seymour]

You are very straight forward with your likes and dislikes I see.

[Xander Crews]

People that play dark souls are the devil!

[Seymour]

Low blow, good sir. Low blow.

[Xander Crews]

You gotta look good when you get stabbed

[Seymour]

Oh...Oh I see where this is going. Name the place and I shall smack you around with my firm erection.

[Seymour]

I HATE NIGGERS

By the way, how do you feel about the Hispanic community?

[Xander Crews]

Its the pleats, its not really not that big. Walk it off.

[Seymour]

How dare you question the firmness of my massive dick.

[Xander Crews]

Hispanics, ahh they make good dogs

[Xander Crews]

Yo dick look like Macauly Culkin

[Seymour]

Should I be offended or flattered...?

[Xander Crews]

flattened. i will chop it in half.

[Seymour]

I should warn you, my foot is quite fond of kicking ass.

[Xander Crews]

u sir a sharp tongued devil. i respect that and maybe one day ill blow you. WITH A VACCUM!

[Seymour]

I see how it is: trying to force your filthy vacuum fucking ways onto me.

[Xander Crews]

hey it doesnt rip ur dick off, i swear. jeremy tried it, look at him.

[Seymour]

Do NOT bring Jeremy into this. He is a wonderful, cynical, psychotic man who only craves a woman's vagina.

[Xander Crews]

i know hes just cleaning a little right. YOUR MOMS VAGINA!!! BOOSH BOOSH BOOSH.

[Seymour]

P.S.


Go fuck yourself.

[Xander Crews]

this is not San Diego. ok. this is the boondocks and u just mad cause yo ass is old