im hungry. it's 1 am.

[Robyn]

Bread
Mayo
Cheese
Salami
Mustard
Salami
Cheese
Mayo
Bread

Salami can be turkey or ham or other delicious lunch meat

careful, this may be getting too complicated for some

[Rayne]

burger king was open

[Robyn]

wow. they have BK in UAE but not oatmeal?

[Robyn]

Burger king > McDonald's > wendies

you have it completely backwards

[pichubro]

Five guys > every other burger joint

[Robyn]

Wendies is good for nothing besides the frosty

Their chicken is nice.. and their bacon. That is hard to come by in fast food. It's expensive compared to the others though so that doesn't play in their favour.

Pichubro... five guys is american. I cannot attest for this place.

[God]

wendys dollar menu is the best by miles

[Robyn]

definitely forgot about that^ very true

[Dogar The Brave]

Wendy's is the best for sure.

[Rayne]

Yeah this happened again. Luckily this time I have instant noodles!

[Kirby]

Wendy's > BK > Mc Donalds

[pichubro]

You know, I'm not that big of a fan of Wendy's.

[Rayne]

Never had Wendy's. We have one but it's pretty far away.

[Kirby]

They have pretty good chilli and chicken burgers.

Get em.

[Rayne]

I think Hardee's is underrated.

[Lord]

thins i need to do this year:

learn how to cook
learn how to drive

priority in no particular order

[Solly]

one day your arranged marriage will kick in rayne, and someone will make sandwiches for you

[Lord]

not well

[pichubro]

Men usually crash at high speeds while women crash at lower speeds. This creates the illusion that women are worse drivers just because they can't park.

[Qoorl]

ahight boys, y'all oughta be able to learn to cook pretty easily, Rayne and Altmaster are pretty smart boys, and really cooking just requires you to be able to follow a recipe, and know how a few ingredients/spices work together.

let's start with somethin' simple like Grilled Cheese. You boys got a fryin pan and an eye with a stove? Probably so... next you're gonna need two pieces of bread... one or two pieces of cheese, dependin on preferences, and some butter. You butter one side of each piece of bread. (Also turn the eye of the stove on and put the frying pan on that eye.) then you're gonna put the cheese between the bread, with the buttered sides facing outward. got it so far? Of course ya do, you're smart boys....

Now put the buttered bread with cheese in the middle concoction on the frying pan. Get ya a spatula or if you're unequipped, a fork, so you can turn your new food item. Let it cook a bit... probably less than a minute before you need to flip it. Okay? Now flip it over on the other side. THat bottom side lookin browned? That's cooking! Keep doin this for a bit. Stop before the bread start to blacken. The bread should be grilled and the cheese should be melted. Take the pan off the eye... Got it? SUre ya do.

Now turn the eye off, take the sammich outa the fryin pan. Eat with mouth.

Altmaster and Rayne, I expect full reports on your first cooking project!

[Qoorl]

but if you want a challenge on this cheese project... put a LITTLE bit of olive oil in the pan before you put in the bread, and season the bread before you add the cheese. Something like.. a little oregano, maybe some garlic. Start simple.

[nyrisis]

i make a delicious sandwich. but i'm a woman. it's my job.

[Qoorl]

hmm... seafood, or seafood poboys tonight...

[Rayne]

ahight boys, y'all oughta be able to learn to cook pretty easily, Rayne and Altmaster are pretty smart boys, and really cooking just requires you to be able to follow a recipe, and know how a few ingredients/spices work together.

let's start with somethin' simple like Grilled Cheese. You boys got a fryin pan and an eye with a stove? Probably so... next you're gonna need two pieces of bread... one or two pieces of cheese, dependin on preferences, and some butter. You butter one side of each piece of bread. (Also turn the eye of the stove on and put the frying pan on that eye.) then you're gonna put the cheese between the bread, with the buttered sides facing outward. got it so far? Of course ya do, you're smart boys....

Now put the buttered bread with cheese in the middle concoction on the frying pan. Get ya a spatula or if you're unequipped, a fork, so you can turn your new food item. Let it cook a bit... probably less than a minute before you need to flip it. Okay? Now flip it over on the other side. THat bottom side lookin browned? That's cooking! Keep doin this for a bit. Stop before the bread start to blacken. The bread should be grilled and the cheese should be melted. Take the pan off the eye... Got it? SUre ya do.

Now turn the eye off, take the sammich outa the fryin pan. Eat with mouth.

Altmaster and Rayne, I expect full reports on your first cooking project!

i was all HYPED UP and ready to do this when i realised i didnt know where the butter was

[Rayne]

well i found a slab of something that supposedly has buttery taste and zero cholesterol so maybe that'll do