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    yes, but I'd also enjoy cutting my clones into little bits. I want to hear myself scream in agony without getting hurt myself
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    no, because I'm not a lesbian.

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    I would without a doubt recieve a handjob from him. Masturbating is just like getting a handjob from yourself, but without having to actually work yourself it would probably be much better.

    As far as head goes, I'm not sure. Everyone tries to suck their cock at some point, but if you could actually reach, how far would you go with it? I dare not hazard to guess.

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    i wouldn't because i don't swing that way. bad timothy

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    I'd make all of the little Mex clones sit down like good slave babies and do something raunchy. Not sure what, but something good.
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    i wouldnt have sex with them but i'd make them play video games with me.

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    I'd have sex with mine,(cuz Technically that doesn't make you gay), And conquer the world! >=)
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    I'd play video games with mine too. I dont think i'd do anything with my clone thats sexual



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    after cutting up one of my clones, and having sex with some of the others, I think I'd clone myself several more times until I had myself an army. Then we'd march into town and claim it in my name.
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    hmm.... like Eve, I'd play games, but also I'd fight with the clone (just a sparring) and I would send it to school instead of the real me ^_~

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    hahah mex for ruler!



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    I'd make sure to make my town a hell of alot better then it is right now. Our movie theater sucks ass, and we lack good restaurants.
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    make the dvd rental store stay open all night!



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    If you have sex with your clone that counts as having sex with yourself, so wouldn't you be masturbating

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    Only if he gives you a handjob. Anal sex with yourself is still very much anal sex.

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    I wouldn't. I might get off on fighting with 'm, but I don't have the need for actual sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eve View Post
    make the dvd rental store stay open all night!


    the crappy one we tried to go to went out of business. We atleast have a good one that's open till midnight now
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    I would never want to have sex with myself. I repulse myself.

    I'd probably pass myself off as a loser and get into an argument. Being that I RARELY back down in an argument, it'd be hell arguing with myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eve View Post
    I'd play video games with mine too. I dont think i'd do anything with my clone thats sexual
    I agree... although I wouldn't want myself cloned in the first place.
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    Never would phathom the thought of cloning myself. More of me would drive the would insane.

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    There wouldn’t be enough room on the planet for the two of us.

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    i would probably make out with my clone, then we'd chat, then we'd probably make out some more

    itd be awesome

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    Other clones would flock just to make out with your clone. It would be a wicked sight to check out.

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    once I cloned myself enough times, I'd steal a couple Kayla clones as slaves
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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