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    Default I Just Had Glass in My Foot

    I stepped on a lightbulb in the dark, and it went POP! Then I'm like, ooh look, I've got glass in my foot. I just felt like sharing that for everyone's benefit. The moral of this story is not to leave lightbulbs on the floor where you'll step on them.
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    One time in my class a girl was waking barefoot in our class, and she stepped on a tack. I laughed quite loudly.

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    One time I broke a window by kicking it. Not smart. My foot cried tomato juice!


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    I've stepped on a stape, and glass before. My foot bled bright black blood. I thought it was ink.

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    I hate stape


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    As you may have figured out, I meant staple, but I'm too lazy too fix it. But I hate stape too. They both are low on my cool list.

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    Why do they even make stape? ITs a useless product. But, innovative.

    I shall persue this product further!


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    Stape used to be used quite a bit in the early 1940s. It was a breed of staple and tape, but eventually the product quit selling. Less and less bussinesses were using it until it was practically unheard of.

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    But recently made a comeback in BSDM porno as a sex toy. Dont ask how.

    Now, the product is collected by creepy old man who have nothig better to do with their time.


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    Still nearly unheard of, stape is selling quite quickly now on the black market and ebay for its utter uselessness. Some old men enjoy collecting stape as it reminds them of 'the good old days'.

    This is a wiki article now.

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    Stape
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    Stape is a hamlet and civil parish in the Ryedale district of North Yorkshire, England. It is in the North Riding Forest Park , 4 miles north of Pickering.
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    Named after the product, there Sweat shops are located there


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    I've never heard of stape before

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    what a weird thread.
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    it's... something you might find in the spam forum

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    Pfft shows how much you know.


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    hm. That's true.

    Well, we're raising our post count here.

    woohoo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    One time in my class a girl was waking barefoot in our class, and she stepped on a tack. I laughed quite loudly.
    Why was there a girl walking barefoot in your class?
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    She was a naked genetically engineered being.

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    if its jr high then it's common. Amber in my math class never wears her shoes and always wears the really short daisy dukes jeans. unfortunatey she distracted me from finishing my math homework.. :,(

    all of these stories are ultimately painful, esp. the lightbulb one. once i was messing with a brick when i was 10 or so, my friend was with me. with no warning he snatched the brick from me and slammed the brick on my finger. my finger was shattered and i felt like sueing that bitch ever since.

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    I don't even want to think of how much glass would be in my feet if I took a barefoot walk in our backyard. People seem to think it's fun to smash beer bottles on the trees and throw plastic plates in our yard.
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    I just hope your trees dont decide to overthrow the neighborhood and start treemoshing the whole place.

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    i stepped on glass once at the beach and got sand and crap all in the wound. Somehow, my anticipation for it to get infected was miraculously disappointed.

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    you'll get along well with mex, I can tell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scary View Post
    i stepped on glass once at the beach and got sand and crap all in the wound. Somehow, my anticipation for it to get infected was miraculously disappointed.
    damn mexicans cant recycle shit.

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