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    what about .. eyebrows God's Avatar
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    slightly more prestigious than the pd premature ejaculation club: dogar

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    PD premature birth club: Hicky

    too soon?
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    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    Vanity of vanities, all is vanity Hicky's Avatar
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    i don't get the joke

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    Vanity of vanities, all is vanity Hicky's Avatar
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    (i wasn't born prematurely)

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    what about .. eyebrows God's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by buckweat View Post
    too soon?
    haha

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    i thought you were a pre-mi for some reason
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    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    no offense kirby but you look like a rapist.

    no offense
    "There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it."
    - Guatama Buddha

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    Thats better than people who call me a pedophile.

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    We at war with the army of haters And when we kill em we just smoke 'em like papers. Kelsh's Avatar
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    maybe it's the facial hair and angle.

    you should cut your hair! you'd be cuter.
    "There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it."
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    I have an ugly head shape and I like my hair long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    slightly more prestigious than the pd premature ejaculation club: dogar
    hahahahahahahahah

    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    maybe it's the facial hair and angle.

    you should cut your hair! you'd be cuter.
    It's gonna take a lot more than a hair cut to accomplish that.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    Kirby isn't really ugly. Just unkept.

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    I feel horrible for making that post. We're all terrible people. Sorry, Kirby.

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    hahahahahaha

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    I am actually quite hesitant about calling people ugly or judging them based on their looks because I don't think I'm very good looking. It's one of the few things I'm quite self conscious about.

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    In reverie, I felt you holding me. Dogar The Brave's Avatar
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    To be honest I don't really "insult" a person on how they look but rather just jab at them in a, at least the way I see it, none hostile way. Saying a quip about how Kirby needs more ethan a haircut to look decent is more me being an asshole than being serious. Another example is how I call God a fat piece of shit and that I fucked his mom. (Which I totally did btw.)

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    I am actually quite hesitant about calling people ugly or judging them based on their looks because I don't think I'm very good looking. It's one of the few things I'm quite self conscious about.
    Luckily I am intelligent, funny and have a lot of money.

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    I rhyme too. Girls are gonna be fighting over me.

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    In reverie, I felt you holding me. Dogar The Brave's Avatar
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    Say the lie until it becomes truth, it really does work.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    Pity that doesn't work for penis size. Oh well, work with what you've got, Dogar.

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    In reverie, I felt you holding me. Dogar The Brave's Avatar
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    Well technically it could. If you say it's big and the lie becomes truth it then works.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    ................wait are you being serious here?

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    In reverie, I felt you holding me. Dogar The Brave's Avatar
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    Yeah. haha Like for example, if you say you are ugly and worthless and that no one will ever want you, that then becomes a reality if you constantly say it to yourself. Why? Because people around you will see that melancholy demeanor to you and thus treat you as such. I argue that if you say you are very attractive, funny and smart and that women should fawn over you then it too will become a reality in one way shape or form.

    So, to some extent, so will the perception of your penis size.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    In reverie, I felt you holding me. Dogar The Brave's Avatar
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    In other words, fake it until you make it.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    I want to make a joke about how that's wishful thinking by people with tiny weewees (LIKE YOU) but I agree to an extent.

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