I have this weird suspicion that Kirby is actually this kid that goes to my high school

[God]

slightly more prestigious than the pd premature ejaculation club: dogar

[buckweat]

PD premature birth club: Hicky

too soon?

[Hicky]

i don't get the joke

[Hicky]

(i wasn't born prematurely)

[God]

too soon?

haha

[buckweat]

i thought you were a pre-mi for some reason

[Kelsh]

no offense kirby but you look like a rapist.

no offense

[Kirby]

Thats better than people who call me a pedophile.

[Kelsh]

maybe it's the facial hair and angle.

you should cut your hair! you'd be cuter.

[Kirby]

I have an ugly head shape and I like my hair long.

[Dogar The Brave]

slightly more prestigious than the pd premature ejaculation club: dogar

hahahahahahahahah

maybe it's the facial hair and angle.

you should cut your hair! you'd be cuter.

It's gonna take a lot more than a hair cut to accomplish that.

[Rayne]

Kirby isn't really ugly. Just unkept.

[Rayne]

I feel horrible for making that post. We're all terrible people. Sorry, Kirby.

[Dogar The Brave]

hahahahahaha

[Rayne]

I am actually quite hesitant about calling people ugly or judging them based on their looks because I don't think I'm very good looking. It's one of the few things I'm quite self conscious about.

[Dogar The Brave]

To be honest I don't really "insult" a person on how they look but rather just jab at them in a, at least the way I see it, none hostile way. Saying a quip about how Kirby needs more ethan a haircut to look decent is more me being an asshole than being serious. Another example is how I call God a fat piece of shit and that I fucked his mom. (Which I totally did btw.)

[Rayne]

I am actually quite hesitant about calling people ugly or judging them based on their looks because I don't think I'm very good looking. It's one of the few things I'm quite self conscious about.

Luckily I am intelligent, funny and have a lot of money.

[Rayne]

I rhyme too. Girls are gonna be fighting over me.

[Dogar The Brave]

Say the lie until it becomes truth, it really does work.

[Rayne]

Pity that doesn't work for penis size. Oh well, work with what you've got, Dogar.

[Dogar The Brave]

Well technically it could. If you say it's big and the lie becomes truth it then works.

[Rayne]

................wait are you being serious here?

[Dogar The Brave]

Yeah. haha Like for example, if you say you are ugly and worthless and that no one will ever want you, that then becomes a reality if you constantly say it to yourself. Why? Because people around you will see that melancholy demeanor to you and thus treat you as such. I argue that if you say you are very attractive, funny and smart and that women should fawn over you then it too will become a reality in one way shape or form.

So, to some extent, so will the perception of your penis size.

[Dogar The Brave]

In other words, fake it until you make it.

[Rayne]

I want to make a joke about how that's wishful thinking by people with tiny weewees (LIKE YOU) but I agree to an extent.