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    In reverie, I felt you holding me. Dogar The Brave's Avatar
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    Well I am well endowed so it doesn't matter. Or am I? How would you know, even if you saw it could you really say it is small if everyone believed it was big? Even compared to a larger penis one can still be convinced that it is sizable if told it was enough. The lie becomes the truth.

    In other words, it's confidence.

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    The philosophical quandaries associated with penis size. An uncharted topic first explored by Dogar the Brave, no stranger to experimenting with things related to pensises.

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    hahahahahaaha


    Hey you are the one that birthed the application of my life philosophy to penises, if anything you are the co-author. haha

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    i dont know if i accept your penis philosophy dogar. you see personality traits are entirely subjective. lies and confidence associated with those lies can indeed make a great many people believe one to be intelligent, funny etc when they are not, but size is objective. unless you take into account mass brainwashing to mold collective consciousness, one can never successfully pull off a lie about his or her penis size.
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    But certainly no woman is actually going to measure your size. Through convincing, a female's perception of how long your penis is relative to others can probably change.

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    I will go to great lengths to defend my academic partner Dogar's penis size philosophy.

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    no one will measure the size per say but one only needs to measure in cases where the sizes are still relatively similar, in such a case it doesn't matter. we are talking about a penis being appreciably larger or smaller than average. it doesn't take a measurement to ascertain such knowledge, it is obvious by looking. is an elephant bigger than a mouse? is my penis bigger than dogar's? surely no one in the right mind would answer but "yes" to either query.
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    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    You sir, have not been around enough women sexually to garner much insight into whether you can make a woman beleive your penis is big.

    The easiest example is this, if a girl really likes a guy and she has done sexual things with them 9/10 times the girl will say his penis was pretty big. Not huge, but pretty big. If asked the exact size by one of her friends she will most likely say, "I don't know, I didn't have a ruler and he never measured, but it was pretty big." What caused her to say this if there is no quantifiable evidence to say it is so? I argue it is the bravado that man exudes that subsequently leads to a mention of penis size which for most cases states it is sizable. If the man has boughten the lie himself to a point where he can make the lie convincing to others then indeed it becomes truth.

    I mean, we DID think the world was the center of the universe for a awful long time even though many smart men proved quantifiably the opposite. It's all about how much the lie is said and how well.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    I've said this before but it bears repeating that I have a really small dick
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    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    Thus buckweats dick is small.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    My penis keeps the moon in orbit.

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    If Rayne could convince himself that it does and could convince others just as good then indeed his penis does keep the moon in orbit.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogar The Brave View Post

    The easiest example is this, if a girl really likes a guy and she has done sexual things with them 9/10 times the girl will say his penis was pretty big. Not huge, but pretty big. If asked the exact size by one of her friends she will most likely say, "I don't know, I didn't have a ruler and he never measured, but it was pretty big."
    I never imagined I would have to deal with such un-scholarly conduct from a man such as yourself, but I must insist on empirical evidence, scientifically tested, before I accept a claim so pertinent to this most important of issues -- and I hope everyone else will do the same.
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    Kelsh how big is your bf's penis?

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    I promise you that I have asked Eve this several times about her partners as well as Mex, Kelsi and Thunderz and I more or less received the same response. Are we to beleive that all four women of their stature really could discern whether the penises they encountered were sizable? I beleive the answer is obvious enough. That being said, lie until it becomes truth.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    seriously i have like a 2-3 inch dick on a good day flacid. it's average when it's hard but I never let girls see it when it's soft
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    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogar The Brave View Post
    In other words, fake it until you make it.
    this is the worst advice i have ever heard

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    'if you delude yourself, it will delude everybody!'

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    More or less yes.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    Quote Originally Posted by buckweat View Post
    seriously i have like a 2-3 inch dick on a good day flacid. it's average when it's hard but I never let girls see it when it's soft
    hahahaha

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    My dick is tiny when flaccid. Who cares about flaccid dicks though?

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    Hard dicks ftw!

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    Sometimes I sit back and wonder what our parents would think if they went through this board
    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    I don't get why anyone would talk about flaccid dicks. I mean WHAT IS THE POINT?

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    hard dick fan club: rayne, dogar
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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