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    Default how crappy 3rd graders and bad opinions on homosexuality can get you in deep shit.

    I don't think I've been humiliated more than this. In all my life. Little fucktards.

    So this is how it's going. My friend brought his DS to school and during the noon pause, he asks; "Hey, how about we hide somewhere and play MP Hunters?" Obviously, I nod, eager to try this awesome game of his. We were outside in a deep mix of soft snow and water we surprisingly call 'slush' at the time, and had to go inside. The hiding spot took us not that long to find, and we took off out coats and winter clothes and hid in the aforementioned place.

    A toilet cabin, that's right. There's no other place we could hide, anyways. My friend was in a strange position on the toilet since he couldn't let his feet too low or we'd already be in shit. I was standing up next to him and watching. (He's pretty good actually.) A couple minutes later, little shits come and start asking ridiculous questions like "are you peeeeing?!?!" or "HEYYYY WHAT'S YOUR NAME SAY SOMETHING LOL" followed by a dry and stupid laugh.

    My friend had enough. "I'm out of here," he whispered to me and burst out of the cabin. I was still there, in shock, both feet on the ground. Before I can even move, I hear "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! THEY WERE TWO IN THE SAME CABIN HAFJFKDSHKAG!!!!!" Crap. These little fucks were looking at my feet the whole damn time. Couldn't they just go away? So they start looking at me and yelling "UUUUUGH! THE GUY THAT SINGS I'M GOTTEN CRAZAYYY (they got the lyrics wrong lol) IS GAY ADAJDJADJAJD!!!!!"

    We were, me and my friend, in total shock. I couldn't even get to the walkway and look through the window to see if they were gone, they pointed at me and seemed to whisper. Always. I waited and waited and got back to my friend hiding in a corner. He was almost crying; if they spread the word too far it would be the end. They calmed down hopefully and it's all over. Still, I've never been as humiliated in all my life :[

    Luckily most people were outside and didn't hear, but I'm still going to rip their cock off one day, yes I will.

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    What little fucks. Gay people and non gay people have no differences and both are damn human. Someone once told me that in a gay relationship, in matters of personalities, there was always a boy and a girl.

    Discuss. :/

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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

    Oh CL. You are very, very 11.

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    primary school drama

    the divinity

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    Oh Cl. A similar thing happened to me, only it was a girl, and we weren't playing ds.

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    Casually tell them the truth about the DS. CASUALLY.

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    3rd grade was the best year of my life by a pretty good margin.

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    My favourite part of my life was being about 4

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    That made me laugh really loud and I'm a fuckin library. Thx a lot kid.

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    ROFL CL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scary View Post
    That made me laugh really loud and I'm a fuckin library. Thx a lot kid.
    you're a library?

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    shut the face

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    it's humorous to point out mistakes. i'm sorry.

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    and it's humorous to tell people to shut the face. i'm not sorry.

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    Hi Mandy...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mex View Post
    Hi Mandy...?
    Poser.

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    Sasuke, your just jealous because your loser

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    You callin me a poser? No, I am not a Mandy poser. I'm simply a huge fan. Plus, I could never control people like she does<3<3<3

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    sasuke is a billy poser.

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    ROFLZ.

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    I hate the internet.

    Now I can't know wheter you're laughing at me or the event :<

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    I wonder if there is any good Mandy porn out there

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    You are on a level of pathetic even I can't comprehend.

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    Didn't you get upset about people talking shit to you, Sasuke? Aren't you doing the same thing to Mex? Double standard, tsk tsk.

    CL, never fear. Once in middle school, you won't have to worry about the third grades whispering about how you're gay. In middle school you'll have the boys making fun of the size of your penis in the locker room, which I'm sure you'll find much more preferable

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dead Walrus View Post
    Didn't you get upset about people talking shit to you, Sasuke? Aren't you doing the same thing to Mex? Double standard, tsk tsk.

    CL, never fear. Once in middle school, you won't have to worry about the third grades whispering about how you're gay. In middle school you'll have the boys making fun of the size of your penis in the locker room, which I'm sure you'll find much more preferable

    That was more in regard t kelsh and 'scary'. Tsk all you want though.

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    Wtf is your problem Saswhatever? You make me want to stick a fork in my abdomen and twirl my intestines like speghetti.

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