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    Default attributes of your ideal life partner

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    One of these in her garage:

    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein

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    http://pokedream.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20154


    RAYNE STOP MAKING DUPLICATE THREADS IT'S AGAINST THE FORUM'S POLICY!!!

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    that thread sucked. no offence kelsh.

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    important attributes (make or break):

    - hot

    - funny

    - intelligent, preferably with a better memory than me

    less of a priority but still would be nice, no particular order:

    - is smaller than me and also must be smaller than me when wearing heels

    - has completely different interests to me

    - brunette

    - piercing eyes

    - not one of those bitches who pretends everything's fine and looks for attention and waits for you to do everything. i like a blunt girl, sadly they seem to be a rare breed i only know one like that irl

    - enjoys monopoly

    - ok with pokemon forum posting

    - ok with me not wanting to talk to her every day, possibly up to a week after being with her for a period of time longer than a week

    i dunno, never really thought about it before

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    what about .. eyebrows God's Avatar
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    lord gots to play that monopoly

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    in a world where chivalry is long dead, only one board game allows the alpha male assert his dominance

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    Must have always been female, lacks severe STDs, must be attractive enough to give me an errection.

    All I want.

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    what about .. eyebrows God's Avatar
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    drop the last one and you might have a chance with such a girl kirby

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    drop the last one and you might have a chance with such a girl kirby
    It doesn't take much God. I mean they have to be ass ugly in order for me not to get an erection.

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    what about .. eyebrows God's Avatar
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    like i said kirby

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    Listens to punk
    as intelligent if not more intelligent than me
    has at least a moderate interest in videogames
    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    -fun and a good sense of humor
    -similar interests at least to the point we can have a conversation that won't bore me
    -intelligent
    -caring, a family man
    -nerdy (likes star wars, Pokemon, ok with me rping/ willing to participate, ect.)
    -ok with trying new things (food wise)
    -cute butt
    -respectful to women (has never hit a woman)
    -can vaguely handle money responsibly
    -not a drunk
    -not overly irish (it's ok to respect your heritage, it's not ok to be a douche about it)
    -affectionate
    -honest (mostly)
    -loyal (doesn't cheat)
    -no stds (i'm clean, he should be too)
    -doesn't rape children
    -doesn't do HARD drugs (coke, meth, ect.)
    I think that's all... luckily i found a man that fits ALL above criteria.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyrisis View Post
    -fun and a good sense of humor

    -ok with trying new things (food wise)
    -cute butt
    fuck

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    My ass is shitty.

    ha ha

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    a man may dream

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    i'm also not going to find a girl who's smarter than me or enjoys monopoly. probably just as well, that is a lethal combination

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    sorry kirbs. cute butt isn't the #1 thing i don't suppose but it helps. plus... ya know i got married right?

    DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH! IT WAS MADE IN CHINA!!!- Alora Owens: Age 6

    as soon as I was about to post I got raped... -Kirby: Age... whatever

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    - attractive
    - not a sycophant
    - not melodramatic
    - shares interests with me
    - is familiar with music notation so she can help me write my musical

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    -have a vagina and not be a shemale

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khaos View Post
    -have a vagina and not be a shemale
    ah I forgot about the vagina

    wouldn't want no vaginal burn wife now would I

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    lord stop using squid's avatar. it makes me highly depressed because we haven't talked in months and he's seriously family to me.

    and fuck you rayne.

    I guess I need some one that is caring but doesn't take my emotional shit, has a similar libido as me, and similar interests but not everything.
    "There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it."
    - Guatama Buddha

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    SERIOUSLY FAMILY!!!

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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