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attributes of your ideal life partner
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One of these in her garage:
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein
http://pokedream.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20154
RAYNE STOP MAKING DUPLICATE THREADS IT'S AGAINST THE FORUM'S POLICY!!!
Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT
Originally Posted by LeaderMarina
that thread sucked. no offence kelsh.
important attributes (make or break):
- hot
- funny
- intelligent, preferably with a better memory than me
less of a priority but still would be nice, no particular order:
- is smaller than me and also must be smaller than me when wearing heels
- has completely different interests to me
- brunette
- piercing eyes
- not one of those bitches who pretends everything's fine and looks for attention and waits for you to do everything. i like a blunt girl, sadly they seem to be a rare breed i only know one like that irl
- enjoys monopoly
- ok with pokemon forum posting
- ok with me not wanting to talk to her every day, possibly up to a week after being with her for a period of time longer than a week
i dunno, never really thought about it before
lord gots to play that monopoly
in a world where chivalry is long dead, only one board game allows the alpha male assert his dominance
Must have always been female, lacks severe STDs, must be attractive enough to give me an errection.
All I want.
drop the last one and you might have a chance with such a girl kirby
It doesn't take much God. I mean they have to be ass ugly in order for me not to get an erection.
like i said kirby
Listens to punk
as intelligent if not more intelligent than me
has at least a moderate interest in videogames
-fun and a good sense of humor
-similar interests at least to the point we can have a conversation that won't bore me
-intelligent
-caring, a family man
-nerdy (likes star wars, Pokemon, ok with me rping/ willing to participate, ect.)
-ok with trying new things (food wise)
-cute butt
-respectful to women (has never hit a woman)
-can vaguely handle money responsibly
-not a drunk
-not overly irish (it's ok to respect your heritage, it's not ok to be a douche about it)
-affectionate
-honest (mostly)
-loyal (doesn't cheat)
-no stds (i'm clean, he should be too)
-doesn't rape children
-doesn't do HARD drugs (coke, meth, ect.)
I think that's all... luckily i found a man that fits ALL above criteria.
DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH! IT WAS MADE IN CHINA!!!- Alora Owens: Age 6
as soon as I was about to post I got raped... -Kirby: Age... whatever
fuck
My ass is shitty.
ha ha
a man may dream
i'm also not going to find a girl who's smarter than me or enjoys monopoly. probably just as well, that is a lethal combination
sorry kirbs. cute butt isn't the #1 thing i don't suppose but it helps.plus... ya know i got married right?
DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH! IT WAS MADE IN CHINA!!!- Alora Owens: Age 6
as soon as I was about to post I got raped... -Kirby: Age... whatever
- attractive
- not a sycophant
- not melodramatic
- shares interests with me
- is familiar with music notation so she can help me write my musical
-have a vagina and not be a shemale
ah I forgot about the vagina
wouldn't want no vaginal burn wife now would I
lord stop using squid's avatar. it makes me highly depressed because we haven't talked in months and he's seriously family to me.
and fuck you rayne.
I guess I need some one that is caring but doesn't take my emotional shit, has a similar libido as me, and similar interests but not everything.
"There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it."
- Guatama Buddha
SERIOUSLY FAMILY!!!
Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT
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