When a madman begins committing horrific murders inspired by Edgar Allan Poe's works, a young Baltimore detective joins forces with Poe to stop him from making his stories a reality. JOHN FUCKING CUSACK IS EDGAR ALLEN POE.

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When the spirits of the dead began to haunt London right around CHRISTMAS only one man can stop them. ALEC BALDWIN is CHARLES DICKENS!

When a portal to another dimension opens up in a sleepy New England town and is wrought with fishy horrors. Police have no choice but to turn to writer for answers. Hugh Grant IS H.P. LOVECRAFT.