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Thread: Embarresing Moments in Life: Phoenix Edition

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    This is a resurection of an old topic I created on the old PD by simelar name. Not sure if anyone has brought it back, so I'm bringing it back!

    Anyway, if you have the guts to tell everyone, you can tell some of your embarresing moments (Not making it to the bathroom in time, losing a bet, etc.)

    Here's one of mine:

    When I was little (I think I was 4 or 5 at the time), I was at the store with my mom, and I had to go to the bathroom, but we where already checking out, and I couldn't hold it in much longer, so I soiled myself! On the way out, my pants where so loaded, I had to waddle back to the car! (Hey, I was little at the time!)

    Anyway, I'll tell another one of mine later. Now you can tell some of your embarresing moments (That is, if you have the guts to...)

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    Have will i guts?! Just certainly might i do!

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    Lol little kids are always pissing themselves. Tsk tsk.

    I remember in first grade, the bathroom was inside our classroom, and for some retarded reason I didn't close the door. So I was sitting there, pants down and everything on the toilet, with the door wideopen. And the boys were peeking in on me. That was really embarassing... I just kinda sat there pissing.

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    & I had to live with those same kids for the next.. six-seven years. Lol.

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    When a girl kissed me for the first time and when I called a teacher 'Mother' by accident.
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    When a girl kissed me for the first time
    did she ruin the homosexual image you'd been working for

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    did she ruin the homosexual image you'd been working for
    Yeah, she did. Set me back several years.
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    fucking slag

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pikatwo View Post
    when I called a teacher 'Mother' by accident.
    that's happened to me before. I remember accidentally calling my second-grade teacher "Dad" and my friends' moms "Mom" when I was little

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dead Walrus View Post
    that's happened to me before. I remember accidentally calling my second-grade teacher "Dad" and my friends' moms "Mom" when I was little
    Thankfully in my case, all the other students were occupied with other stuff when I said it and no-one but the teacher heard. Was still embarrassing, though.
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    I remember wetting myself in first grade because I was petrified of asking the teacher whether I could use the bathroom. My refusal led to an embarassing result in which the teacher pulled me aside out into the hallway and told me I needed to go to the nurse to change my pants

    I remember one time when I was in first grade, the parents would sometimes come in and help the teacher with individual group projects with the kids. I was in a group of kids led by my mother, and as we're working on our projects, my mother said to me in front of my classmates, "Oh, by the way, Becky, I bought you new underwear today." I was so mortified...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pikatwo View Post
    When a girl kissed me for the first time and when I called a teacher 'Mother' by accident.
    i do that all the time even now. the amount of times i've referred to my teachers as 'mum/dad' accidentally is surprising. dont worry ricky rocky, you're not alone.

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    My mom was a teacher, and all of her students called her mom; she taught at the same school I went to, so all the kids considered my twin sister & me to be their sisters. Except for this one guy, who told my mom he had a crush on her daughter. Then my mom told him we were twins, so he didn't know who he had the crush on.

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    One time in Kindergarden I was in the playground when I suddenly realised I had to poop. To go to the bathroom I needed to ask permission from the teacher, but I was DEATHLY afraid of her, and couldn't bring up the courage to ask her to use the potty.

    I ended up taking a shit in a bush behind the swingset
    When the Devil is too busy
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    They call on me by name you see,
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    that's pretty disgusting

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    I have so many stories like that, not gross, but just achingly tragic.

    Like the time when I had a slumber party when I was 8, and my fatass dog Zoe took a piss on my friend's sleeping bag
    When the Devil is too busy
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    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    That's hilarious Mex. I remember in preschool this one teacher hated kids, I don't even know why she took the job.. but she tortured us when the other teachers weren't around by making us unclog toilets and stuff.

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    With our bare hands, btw. No joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scary View Post
    That's hilarious Mex. I remember in preschool this one teacher hated kids, I don't even know why she took the job.. but she tortured us when the other teachers weren't around by making us unclog toilets and stuff.
    she must have been the teacher I was afraid of
    When the Devil is too busy
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    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mex View Post
    I have so many stories like that, not gross, but just achingly tragic.

    Like the time when I had a slumber party when I was 8, and my fatass dog Zoe took a piss on my friend's sleeping bag
    Your dog really is quite amazing

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    I did that to my friend once. I didn't let him out to pee for two days and when my friend came I set my dog down on his sleeping bag.

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    I'll get pics up later of her. Maybe she can be my sig or avatar
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    that's a pretty bitch thing to do, buckweat. by the way, what is your first name? I don't think I ever got it.

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    That took me a few seconds to get

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