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Thread: Embarresing Moments in Life: Phoenix Edition

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    you're an embarrssment entirely
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    I'm sorry

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    but then again I'm not the one who failed at making sandwiches!

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    those things are fucking hard to make, it's not a task for the average joe!
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    I made them sucessfully when I tried making them, which proves you're just a failure at life.

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    i can make sandwiches

    i can cook though, my parents never did it for me

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    or maybe I'm just an average joe. I should stick to my cereal k thx
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    we were talking about making sandwiches on a video game, hicky

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    does it matter?
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    that's right, it doesn't. you're still a failure whether it was virtual or not.

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    An embarrassing moment for me was about a year ago. My jeans ripped when I went to sit down at Wednesday night church. I didn't have anything to fix it, so my friend rigged me up with a totally unnoticable hairclip next to my butt.
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    are you considerably religious, em?

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    If by considerably you mean actually believe in what I go to listen to, then yes. I do believe in God, and I go to church on Wednesdays.
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    Wednesdays? I thought people went to church on Sundays...

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    dedicated worshippers are always at church in their free time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dead Walrus View Post
    Wednesdays? I thought people went to church on Sundays...
    Usually yes, but I don't get up early enough to go on Sundays, so instead I go to Wednesday night Youth Group.
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    for some reason just the word church makes me sleepy

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    it makes me sick, that's what it does
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    now I didn't ask her these questions to bash her religion, so shush up, Mex

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    Do I have the guts to tell stories of me pissing myself when I was 5? Certainly not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pikatwo View Post
    When a girl kissed me for the first time and when I called a teacher 'Mother' by accident.
    Don't forget the time when you went to school without your pants on and laughed so hard milk came out your nose.

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    "laughed" is code for ...

    "milk" is code for ...

    "nose" is code for ...

    madlibs anyone?

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    that's not how madlibs works

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mex View Post
    those things are fucking hard to make, it's not a task for the average joe!
    I'm an above average, exceeds all expectations, Joe.

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    I'm sure you couldn't make a sandwich on that game. It's a task requiring extraordinary talent not found among mortal men!

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