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    Everyone is shitty and weird. Me? I'm normal and cool. Giant Squid's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fullmetal View Post
    "laughed" is code for ...

    "milk" is code for ...

    "nose" is code for ...

    madlibs anyone?
    All over her "binder".

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    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    i fell over in music class



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    I always hated music class in elementary school. We had a real fatass for a teacher named Mrs. Grants. She was a bitchy, whiny fat woman who made us sing really dumb songs.

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    we have 2 music teachers. ones music theory and shes the head of music. shes awesome. the practical teacher isnt that great, but shes still good



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    Quote Originally Posted by Eve View Post
    i fell over in music class
    Hahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pikatwo View Post
    Hahaha.
    laugh pikatwo, laugh



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    Haha. Sorry. I just pictured you falling over in my mind and couldn't help laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pikatwo View Post
    Haha. Sorry. I just pictured you falling over in my mind and couldn't help laughing.
    not as bad as someone falling over in assembly infront of everyone



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    most music teachers are fat

    did you fall on your fat music teacher?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dead Walrus View Post
    that's not how madlibs works

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    I really suck at singing. I can't keep a tune at all. Music class did nothing for me as a child. I did play the guitar for 1 1/2 years and oboe for 3 years, but I dropped both of them. I hated practicing and my oboe's reeds were really expensive. I was always really afraid to ask my mom to get a new reed whenever mine broke because she'd always get furious and go on a tirade about how much they cost. Consequently, I would pretend to play on a broken reed for months at a time until forced to get a new one.

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    music is what i do best. and english. all through primary school i got As in music and english and lower B/C in everything else but never did anything about it. then i took up piano lessons, and my life changed since. i've been playing the piano for 7 years and i'm now persuading my dad to pay for a major arts college

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    Huh, you seemed more like a computer-oriented person. Well, it's good you found a passion in music.

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    computer-orientated? you mean like syntax and programming?

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    during music class I was fiddling with the guitar, got bored, swung it. it collided with another.

    amazingly, I only broke a string.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hicky View Post
    computer-orientated? you mean like syntax and programming?
    yeah

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    well mine is... when i was playing flag football. for some reason, i wanted to take a guys flag off when he didnt have the ball with it. so instead of pulling his flag off, i pulled dick. the thing is, i really hated it. i guess it was because he had small dick or something. i dont remember...

    & another one was when i had my first kiss. ew. it was nasty. this little 5-6 year old ran out to me randomly & made out with me. ew... he totally ruined my first kiss. & seriously, how do 5-6 years know how to kiss? & i swear, it was a french too..

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    are you a fan of big dicks, then?

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    i dont know
    i guess tho
    but its the action that matters not size
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    well those micropenises on intersex boys are probably a real hassle

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    haha XD
    yup they are XD
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    Once I had to do a Presentation for a latin Project. Me and my mentally challenged friend thought it would be cool if I jammed on my guitar while he recited a Roman myth. So I bring my guitar in, ready to put on a show. Then I found out how out of tune I had made it yesterday. And my tuner broke, and I coulnd't tune it. I kept saying "Shit!" over and over trying to tune it. Finally we had to go up, and I attempted to improvise while my friend mumbled his half-assed version of the Trojan War.

    After several kids came up to me and told me not to be a musician when Im older.

    Oh well I still got an A.


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    Now hey hey everybody hey. Nothing is as bad as having Fat Fuck, Sara D yelling out private shit to a room full of people.


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    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    I once walked in on my music teacher smoking a Bone.


    JOCKO HOMO

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