I was watching a Viagra commercial, and suddenly, when they were talking about medical sideeffects and precausions, etc. THey said this:
"Please see medical help if you havean erection lasting longer than 4 Hours."
1994 is new in Canada.
holy shit the pants must've dissolved by then
I knew that information years ago. Where have you been living, in a ice cave?
45 million years ago an avalanche came down on solly and his tribe, but by some twist of fate solly was perfectly preserved in his icy tomb. he was thawed out by scientists then released back into the wild last year. that's why he is so out of touch.
and it explains his extraordinarily savage behaviors. a pure beast ripping through threads with reckless abandon! with one swipe of a massive club he smashes the thread into a bloodied state, afterwhich the noob vultures come swarming down to pick at the remains!
Sorry about that, I felt like being poetic. No offense intended.
solly my joke doesn't work if you try to put logic in it.
I did a report on Neanderthals in 3rd grade...
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