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    This pic is definitely of me!! Solly's Avatar
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    I was watching a Viagra commercial, and suddenly, when they were talking about medical sideeffects and precausions, etc. THey said this:

    "Please see medical help if you havean erection lasting longer than 4 Hours."

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    This is old news.

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    'Tis new in Canada.

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    1994 is new in Canada.

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    Well then I'm new, because that was the year I was born in.

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    holy shit the pants must've dissolved by then

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    I knew that information years ago. Where have you been living, in a ice cave?

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    In a snowstorm covered city.

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    45 million years ago an avalanche came down on solly and his tribe, but by some twist of fate solly was perfectly preserved in his icy tomb. he was thawed out by scientists then released back into the wild last year. that's why he is so out of touch.

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    and it explains his extraordinarily savage behaviors. a pure beast ripping through threads with reckless abandon! with one swipe of a massive club he smashes the thread into a bloodied state, afterwhich the noob vultures come swarming down to pick at the remains!

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    Sorry about that, I felt like being poetic. No offense intended.

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    Of course, because a 45 million year old Neanderthal would know how to type in a literate fashion.

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    solly my joke doesn't work if you try to put logic in it.

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    I did a report on Neanderthals in 3rd grade...

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    Where they: "Pure beasts ripping through threads with reckless abandon! with one swipe of a massive club they would smash the thread into a bloodied state, afterwhich the noob vultures come swarming down to pick at the remains!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fullmetal View Post
    45 million years ago an avalanche came down on solly and his tribe, but by some twist of fate solly was perfectly preserved in his icy tomb. he was thawed out by scientists then released back into the wild last year. that's why he is so out of touch.
    Also explains the brain damage.
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    never fail to amuse, pikatwo

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    Solly is the same age I am!

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    You are 12, Buckwheat?

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