Inspired by talk about games of old, I headed to my rusty N64 and started up a game on Pokemon Stadium 2 with my Red version loaded. I immediately challenged the elite four with my trusty team by my side:
Ifreet, my starter pokemon
Fuu, my Hitmonlee
Wilder, my Articuno
Volt, my Zapdos
James, the then-Magikarp I bought from the old man in the Pokecenter near Mt. Moon (duly named after James of Team Rocket and his "adventures" with his "rare" Magikarp)
And Zorgon, Devourer of Horizons...
I started up against Lorelei. When challenging the Elite Four, I dread Lorelei the most because of her motherfucking, bitch-raping Lapras. I swear to the day I die, I'll hate that horrible monster down to the core of my body. However, things went surprising well. Volt managed to knock both Dewgong and Lapras down with Thunder, but Cloyster defeated it with Aurora beam, at which point I brought out Zorgon, who clobbered Cloyster with Solar Beam.
Next was Bruno. Bruno, in my opinion, is the easiest. Wilder destroyed Hitmonchan and Onix with Ice Beam and Blizzard, and then Zorgon used psychic on Hitmonlee. Thus ended the battle.
Agatha was a piece of cake. I brought out Zorgon, who defeated Haunter, Arbok and Muk single-handedly. Haunter and Arbok both were 1-hit KOs, and Muk nearly was, but survived with 16 hp before launching toxic at me. Luckily, it missed, and Zorgon went onto obliterate Muk.
Lance. Don't remember much about it, but I remember it was very uneventful. I used Wilder, and I know there was another one I used but I can't remember it.
Then Gary. Gary is a sexy bastard, but he had to go down. He sent out Dodrio, Exeggutor, and Gyrados. All were destroyed by Volt, and thus ended my battle.
As my prize, I was presented a lovely Squirtle...
Yeah. I'm pretty bored...