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    Default What do you carry for protection? (besides condoms)

    I keep a 14" pipe wrench on the back seat of my car. The thing is 3 solid steel parts and more than half an inch thick in some places. It has the practical use of loosing stuck nuts, too. I also keep a police issue flashlight, the old Maglite skullcracker kind, in a pouch behind the passenger seat. It has a super bright LED in it too so it's practicality should be obvious.

    When I'm walking around or on my motorcycle I'll sometimes have a knife on me but recently I've started carrying a smiley instead. I just don't like knives.
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein

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    my fists

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    car bombs
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    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    hammers

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    I'm not saying I have a weapon or not on my person at all times or in my living quarters at all times or ever. I will say if indeed I do I have a permit to carry it. If the last statement is indeed true then the permit allows me to legally have a weapon I may or may not have, more specially a CZ 75-SA 9MM.


    Again, not confirming that I carry one, but I'm not saying that if I do or not that I don't have the legal permit to carry it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogar The Brave View Post
    I'm not saying I have a weapon or not on my person at all times or in my living quarters at all times or ever. I will say if indeed I do I have a permit to carry it. If the last statement is indeed true then the permit allows me to legally have a weapon I may or may not have, more specially a CZ 75-SA 9MM.


    Again, not confirming that I carry one, but I'm not saying that if I do or not that I don't have the legal permit to carry it.
    just spit it out you fag. do you or do you not own a handgun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    just spit it out you fag. do you or do you not own a handgun?
    Yeah, not over the internet. I'm going to keep my post as is.

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    Knife

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    I wish people still carried around muskets for protection. What badassery was the age of the 1700s.

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    The 1700s was probbaly the most boring period of history in the world ever

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    the 1700s was when your country was formed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    the 1700s was when your country was formed
    Yes, yes it was

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    Chess reaches Japan.
    Are you kidding me

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    it wasn't even modern chess, it was boring as shit stallish chess, for every game, no exception

    no queen

    no castling

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    My dorm keys.

    You wouldn't think those things could hurt, but some keys to the neck can do some serious damage. :3

    I also have some training in self-defense, though I really lack in the strength department. And since I took fencing I have some training in daggers, though I don't carry one around.

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    Switchblade when I'm not in school
    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    I have this ring that looks like a falcon. Its beak makes gashes in whatever it punches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    I have this ring that looks like a falcon. Its beak makes gashes in whatever it punches.
    Solly do you want to start some sort of Jewish Defense League? We can fight crime in our wealthy white suburban neighborhoods
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    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buckweat View Post
    Solly do you want to start some sort of Jewish Defense League? We can fight crime in our wealthy white suburban neighborhoods
    no

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    We can train in our LAVISH basements

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    Pepper spray and a pocket knife. Gotta be prepared. You never know when a wealthy businessman in a suit might try to jump me on a Manhattan sidewalk.

    No, but really, I never carry anything.

    το αίμα μου είχε το χρώμα του ουρανού

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    for protection I carry STDs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    for protection I carry STDs
    Kirby you have to have had sex to have any STDs
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    Can't babies be born with STDs if the mother has them though?

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