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Thread: What do you carry for protection? (besides condoms)

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    You can defend yourself againt a gun. Most of the time the guy doesn't have the guts to shoot, just walk up to him and take it out of his hands.

    Im still not sure why hostage situtations happen at all. Everyone should either just walk out, or gang up on the guy. He can't shoot them all.
    easy to say that when you're comfortably sitting behind a computer monitor you fucking idiot
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    No its true, guns don't intimidate me, probably because my ignorance of their power lol.

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    I don't carry anything :/
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

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    In reverie, I felt you holding me. Dogar The Brave's Avatar
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    Accept that fine ass.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogar The Brave View Post
    Accept
    motherfucker

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    since trixie carries no protection she is forced to accept the fine asses of all who accost her

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    No its true, guns don't intimidate me, probably because my ignorance of their power lol.
    let's see you say that when someone maliciously waves a gun in your face
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    Ok then.

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    I have a rifle Kirby. We can test your reaction... For science.

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    Ok.

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    Yes.... I think the face would provide the greatest results.

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    Guns smell nice.

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