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    why ugh?
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    if you dont know why ugh then theres no point in trying to explain. continue satisfying your unquenchable libido by sleeping around with UGHs.

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    I think she's PRETTY CUTE but to each their own
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    she looks like snooki

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    she sucked a mean dick and then afterwards was a great lay. Idk it's hard to take your taste in women SERIOUSLY when you have little to no experience
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    pornstars fuck great too

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    A lot of porn stars are really really hot
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    the point i was trying to make is that your 'taste' in women is so unbelievably shallow that youd probably be happy with a woman with implants, plastic surgery, a socially frowned upon profession and no personality or respect just because she sucks your dick well.

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    I have incredibly high standards for girls I date actually. But pretty low ones for girls to fuck around with. They're two entirely different things. If she's good at sucking my dick, then she can suck it all she wants.
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    thats the kinda mentality that gets you in bed with a fat chick

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    but i suppose youve realised that

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    Ugh.
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    There's nothing wrong with a little excess mass Rayne
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    good times
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    rayne's jealous
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    i dont understand the logic that if you rebuke something you must secretly be envious of the person doing said thing

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    you're going to have a wife one day and I'll probably e-mail her and show her all the people you slept with. it'll be a right brouhaha

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    yeah if i were buckweats age i'd probably fuck that girl if i didnt have to talk to her much before or afterward

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    that is the problem that lies at the heart of getting laid. i myself would have no idea what to say to her. i bet dogar's really good at it because whilst he's talking to the girl about the latest dubstep release he's all the while considering that the end justifies the means

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    i hate lying or putting on a facade of something that im not to accomplish anything so ill probably never be able to 'game' myself into getting laid, which im not sure is a good or bad thing.

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    it'll probably bite me in the ass when it comes to job interviews or dealing with a boss who i hate but need to gargle the balls of in order to move ahead in my career, but ideally id want to be self employed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    i hate lying or putting on a facade of something that im not to accomplish anything so ill probably never be able to 'game' myself into getting laid, which im not sure is a good or bad thing.
    i feel precisely the same way. the people that succeed at getting casual sex are the people who have the willpower to be insincere as fuck. considering i haven't been following popular culture for the past 5 years i.e. i don't watch the shitty tv shows everyone watches here, for that reason alone i feel incapable of picking up sluts

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    According to me, that's a good thing, guys.
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    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    trixie: "thank god the likes of rayne and hicky will never be able to trick me into sleeping with them"

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