if you dont know why ugh then theres no point in trying to explain. continue satisfying your unquenchable libido by sleeping around with UGHs.
the point i was trying to make is that your 'taste' in women is so unbelievably shallow that youd probably be happy with a woman with implants, plastic surgery, a socially frowned upon profession and no personality or respect just because she sucks your dick well.
thats the kinda mentality that gets you in bed with a fat chick
Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."
i dont understand the logic that if you rebuke something you must secretly be envious of the person doing said thing
you're going to have a wife one day and I'll probably e-mail her and show her all the people you slept with. it'll be a right brouhaha
yeah if i were buckweats age i'd probably fuck that girl if i didnt have to talk to her much before or afterward
that is the problem that lies at the heart of getting laid. i myself would have no idea what to say to her. i bet dogar's really good at it because whilst he's talking to the girl about the latest dubstep release he's all the while considering that the end justifies the means
i hate lying or putting on a facade of something that im not to accomplish anything so ill probably never be able to 'game' myself into getting laid, which im not sure is a good or bad thing.
it'll probably bite me in the ass when it comes to job interviews or dealing with a boss who i hate but need to gargle the balls of in order to move ahead in my career, but ideally id want to be self employed.
According to me, that's a good thing, guys.
Originally made by LM:
~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~
~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~
trixie: "thank god the likes of rayne and hicky will never be able to trick me into sleeping with them"