I just realized I've been sitting on the toilet for an hour
"girls don't poop"
"There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it."
- Guatama Buddha
No. I do my business and leave.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein
Originally made by LM:
~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~
~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~
Kinda hard with a ten pound laptop
i sometimes do but i normally just read on the toilet
i dont do any kind of distractive activity, i just take a shit and leave, i dont get hanging around there.
just taking a shit is boring. youre just sitting there. might as well do something else while youre at it.
taking a shit has never taken me too long
who shits in 30 seconds. do you eat nothing but fibre? a minute at least for quick shits. 3 or 4 minutes on average.
My dorm has a weekly newsletter in the stalls, so if I'm there for over a minute I just read that.
What's wrong with that?
well, I suppose it's a good way to capture people's undistracted attention
my old high school used to put those obnoxious inspirational posters like "YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU NEVER TAKE" on the bathroom stall doors. hated having to constantly look at those things while using the bathroom