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    Man Of All Things Merry buckweat's Avatar
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    Default Do you guys take your laptops in to shit with you ever

    I just realized I've been sitting on the toilet for an hour
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    all the time

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    "girls don't poop"
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    I spend a solid hour of almost every day on the toilet with my laptop. Sometimes when I go in I don't even have to poop, my family of 6 just leaves me alone when I'm in there so I like it.
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    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    No. I do my business and leave.

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    do

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    Yes.
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    Smartphone.
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    no

    almost never home. not very interested in bringing laptops into public bathrooms

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    Nope.
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    Kinda hard with a ten pound laptop

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    i sometimes do but i normally just read on the toilet

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    i dont do any kind of distractive activity, i just take a shit and leave, i dont get hanging around there.
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    just taking a shit is boring. youre just sitting there. might as well do something else while youre at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    all the time
    also this is a misnomer. i dont actually do it all that much.

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    taking a shit has never taken me too long
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
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    i get bored easy

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    who shits in 30 seconds. do you eat nothing but fibre? a minute at least for quick shits. 3 or 4 minutes on average.

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    My dorm has a weekly newsletter in the stalls, so if I'm there for over a minute I just read that.

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    Smartphone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    "girls don't poop"
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    Quote Originally Posted by pichubro View Post
    My dorm has a weekly newsletter in the stalls, so if I'm there for over a minute I just read that.
    Wait what.

    They put their newsletter where you shit?
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    What's wrong with that?

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    Dunno. Just seems a little odd.
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    well, I suppose it's a good way to capture people's undistracted attention

    my old high school used to put those obnoxious inspirational posters like "YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU NEVER TAKE" on the bathroom stall doors. hated having to constantly look at those things while using the bathroom

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